Toast

Hurricane-Dean

You just can't beat toast, no matter what time of the day or night it is, sober or drunk, it is the ultimate snack, good aul door steps bread!

So are there many toast eaters out there? Oh and yes I am eating toast making this thread

Aoifey!

Toast is great, but only with tea.

Hurricane-Dean

Aoifey! wrote: »

Toast is great, but only with tea.

Ah toast with anything, tea, milk, beans, sausages, rashers......I could keep going but it's just making me hungry now

Fart

Aoifey! wrote: »

Toast is great, but only with tea.

Never a truer word spoken.



Goes to get some toast... wish me luck.

OPENROAD

Just after finishing some medium sliced Hovis brown bread and now washing it down with a hot sweet cup of tea, beautiful.

no_bother

Both sides.

After having a baby in the maternity hospital - no matter which one - the best meal of your life will be the toast and tea you get!!

Jose Jones

toast in the morning- meh

toast at night- **** yeh

Hurricane-Dean

It is the food of kings! I turned down a dominos for that toast

Aoifey!

God damn it, now I really want toast.

Hurricane-Dean

Aoifey! wrote: »

God damn it, now I really want toast.

Goes in to make more toast, don't really need more but just to have it

Hurricane-Dean

no_bother wrote: »

After having a baby in the maternity hospital - no matter which one - the best meal of your life will be the toast and tea you get!!

Being a man I will never get the chance to have this meal of the gods of which you speak

TFK

Both sides.

Now I want toast.


Big question though, toasted on one or both sides?

Oranage2

Anyone else like mayo on their toast?

OutlawPete

Both sides.

I like my toast done on one side only, like most people should, well - those with even an ounce of class at least that is - both sides is for peasants.

Aoifey!

Oranage2 wrote: »

Anyone else like mayo on their toast?

Ewww, butter FTW!

Hurricane-Dean

TFK wrote: »

Now I want toast.


Big question though, toasted on one or both sides?

It HAS to be both sides, other wise that's not toast, that's just slightly crispy bread

KeithM89_old

Oranage2 wrote: »

Anyone else like mayo on their toast?

What is wrong with you?
Ketchup FTW

hondasam

Both sides.

OutlawPete wrote: »

I like my toast done on one side only, like most people should, with even an ounce of class that is - both sides is for peasants.

same here.

Hurricane-Dean

OutlawPete wrote: »

I like my toast done on one side only, like most people should, well - those with even an ounce of class at least that is - both sides is for peasants.

Peasant toast FTW!!!!

What's wrong with the other side? Are you one of them toast racists I have been hearing about??

hondasam

Both sides.

peanut butter and jam for me

OPENROAD

Aoifey! wrote: »

Ewww, butter FTW!

Definitely, but being healthy at the moment so it is Flora Pro Activ

OutlawPete

Both sides.

hondasam wrote: »

same here.

Of course you do my dear

*tips hat while leaning on walking cane*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27gTrPPAyk

Hurricane-Dean

KeithM89 wrote: »

What is wrong with you?
Ketchup FTW

What type of ketchup?











Please say Kandee......

Aoifey!

OPENROAD wrote: »

Definitely, but being healthy at the moment so it is Flora Pro Activ

But good toast is so much more important than good health.

Fart

What in the name of jahsus? It seems to me that a lot of households don't have toasters in Ireland. Toasting on one side?.. Wtfook?!

P.s. Just ate two slices with butter... getting more. (worse than pringles).

Dennis the Stone

The food I love the most,
Is not a chicken roast
Lovely fish and chips
Will never pass my lips
And I would rather not
Eat sausages quite hot
A great big birthday cake,
does not me hungry make,
For the food I love the most,
And this I really boast,
Is a lovely slice of... TOAST!

Hurricane-Dean

Fart wrote: »

What in the name of jahsus? It seems to me that a lot of households don't have toasters in Ireland. Toasing on one side?.. Wtfook?!

Too busy gently grilling toast whilst on their mobile to Feargal

KeithM89_old

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

What type of ketchup?











Please say Kandee......

*sigh* Why Kandee ketchup of course!!!

johnayo

Lovely in the morning, after the roide the night before:cool:

Hurricane-Dean

KeithM89 wrote: »

*sigh* Why Kandee ketchup of course!!!

Then yes ketchup on toast

strokemyclover

I was expecting a lot of clinking glasses when I clicked on this thread

Jose Jones

toast is one of the best stoner foods.

it's easy to make and it tastes so good.

Hurricane-Dean

strokemyclover wrote: »

I was expecting a lot of clinking glasses when I clicked on this thread

No Clinking glasses, just popping toast

Hank_Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

TFK

Both sides.

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

It HAS to be both sides, other wise that's not toast, that's just slightly crispy bread

I don't like toaster toast, has to be under the grill, one side only!

tony1kenobi

I agree.I am just having toast after a threesome with Traci Lords and Ginger Lynn and 4 grams of charlie.......it's delicious toast.

Degag

Both sides.

Aoifey! wrote: »

Ewww, butter FTW!

Real butter though. Not that shíte that comes in a tub.

Hurricane-Dean

TFK wrote: »

I don't like toaster toast, has to be under the grill, one side only!

No way, I have tried both and toaster toast just does it for me, grilled toast seems to go soft way too fast

Hurricane-Dean

Degag wrote: »

Real butter though. Not that shíte that comes in a tub.

Not straight out of the fridge though, that will tear that toast right up

Aoifey!

TFK wrote: »

I don't like toaster toast, has to be under the grill, one side only!

I'm a toaster toast person myself. Both sides toasted.

TFK

Both sides.

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

No way, I have tried both and toaster toast just does it for me, grilled toast seems to go soft way too fast

It makes too many crumbs.

Hurricane-Dean

TFK wrote: »

It makes too many crumbs.

Just butter it in your hands......over your mouth:D

TFK

Both sides.

Am I alone in the one sided toast? Am I a freak?

TheZohanS

Both sides.

no_bother wrote: »

After having a baby in the maternity hospital - no matter which one - the best meal of your life will be the toast and tea you get!!

Normally I just wash them down with a coke. Would you not be too full for toast and tea after one?

TFK

Both sides.

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

Just butter it in your hands......over your mouth:D

I actually have NO idea how that would work LOL

hondasam

Both sides.

TFK wrote: »

Am I alone in the one sided toast? Am I a freak?

only because you did not read all the thread

Hurricane-Dean

TFK wrote: »

Am I alone in the one sided toast? Am I a freak?

Should have done a poll

Lady von Purple

When I was younger, I wanted to open a toast restaurant. It was the only thing I could make, being quite young, but damn, could I make a fine piece of toast. I really didn't see why my restaurant would need any other foodstuffs on the menu...

Oranage2

TFK wrote: »

Am I alone in the one sided toast? Am I a freak?

You do it in the grill or something cause my toaster doesnt have the one side option.

Hurricane-Dean

TFK wrote: »

I actually have NO idea how that would work LOL

Tilt the toast, angled downwards to your mouth, spread butter from top to bottom :cool:

mudokon