Buying Vibrators/Dildos

muinteoir09

Not sure if this is in the correct forum - Mods, please move it somewhere more appropriate if it is.

Basically, just wondering where is a good place to pick up a vibrator/dildo (for the missus and foreplay etc.. , of course, but let the 'crap at sex', 'penis not working' jesting commence) in Dublin. Obviously there is Ann Summers but would rather avoid going there as I find it overpriced and the whole atmosphere really irritating.

Do any of the sex shops have a good selection? Or is there a decent website other than LoveHoney or whatever it is?

Thanks

patmac

Your missus shouldn't need one, your doing it wrong.

Hookah

Miss Fantasia on South William St or Glam world on Mary St. will fulfill all your vibrator needs.

Give the We-Vibe a whirl, for mutual pleasure.

chin_grin

muinteoir09 wrote: »

Not sure if this is in the correct forum - Mods, please move it somewhere more appropriate if it is.

Basically, just wondering where is a good place to pick up a vibrator/dildo (for the missus, of course, but let the jesting commence) in Dublin. Obviously there is Ann Summers but would rather avoid going there as I find it overpriced and the whole vibe really irritating.

Do any of the sex shops have a good selection? Or is there a decent website other than LoveHoney or whatever it is?

Thanks

You'll get more of a jest in AH buddy. This ain't the place for the weak stomached posting a thread like this.

But erm...............no. No I don't. Cof.

eBay? Preferably new.....................ew.

EDIT: Actually what's the name of that street where Miss Fantasia is? There are a few shops there. I remember when I needed to buy a gimp mask for a halloween costume a few years ago (true story).

SadieSue

Second hand off ebay!... just ignore the teeth marks :pac:










Only jokin'!! Ewww :pac:

prinz

Big selection up on Kildare Street, so there is. Huah.

Hookah

muinteoir09 wrote: »

I find... the whole vibe really irritating.

Grab some lube when you're there.

trad

Them that can do, them that can't teach.

brummytom

Do you not have a penis?

jimthemental

Woodie's DIY, I know it's a bit of a double entendre but that means you can both use it.

Hookah

brummytom wrote: »

Do you not have a penis?

Do you have a vibrating penis?

brummytom

Hookah wrote: »

Do you have a vibrating penis?

That's between me and my GP

chin_grin

Hookah wrote: »

Do you have a vibrating penis?

Brilliant! :pac:

Degag

Hookah wrote: »

Miss Fantasia on South William St or Glam world on Mary St. will fulfill all your vibrator needs.

Give the We-Vibe a whirl, for mutual pleasure.

Hookah wrote: »

Grab some lube when you're there.

You seem well educated on the subject.... which is apt considering your username!

Hookah

Degag wrote: »

You seem well educated on the subject.... which is apt considering your username!

*flutters eyelids*

inforfun

I am at work OP but if i look around me at my colleagues, i realise i am surrounded by a room full of dildo's.

Biggins

The shop on O'Connells st is far too over priced. Ripoff in money terms.

chin_grin

Biggins wrote: »

The shop on O'Connells st is far too over priced. Ripoff in money terms.

Yeah that'd be Anne Summers. The M&S of sex shops. :pac:

Sinfonia

Money an issue?

Stick a Lidl brand condom on a cucumber - also available from Lidl

Biggins

chin_grin wrote: »

Yeah that'd be Anne Summers. The M&S of sex shops. :pac:

Aye, couldn't think of their name but in it a few times.
Way over priced for a lot of their stuff. Nice clothing but very pricey indeed.

steddyeddy

Make a diy vibrator attach a cucumber to a power tool or something!

Sinfonia

chin_grin wrote: »

Yeah that'd be Anne Summers. The M&S of sex shops. :pac:

S&M?

stupidusername

online would probably be cheaper. try sex-toys.ie. i think that's it, but i'm at work so can't check

TheZohanS

muinteoir09 wrote: »

Not sure if this is in the correct forum - Mods, please move it somewhere more appropriate if it is.

Basically, just wondering where is a good place to pick up a vibrator/dildo (for the missus and foreplay etc.. , of course, but let the 'crap at sex', 'penis not working' jesting commence) in Dublin. Obviously there is Ann Summers but would rather avoid going there as I find it overpriced and the whole vibe really irritating.

Thought it was for your missus? :eek:

kfallon

One of my first memories of living in Dublin was walking down Henry St the day before I started work, kept going past Jervis til I turned on to Capel St :eek: The seediest street I ever set foot on, sex shops all over the kip, might be an idea to try there OP tho that was ten years ago.

Pity I hadn't a shilling to spend at the time :pac: Would have been nice to work the first 'week in hand' with a nice Jazz mag to aid me

kfallon

Get one of those chain saw dildo's for the laugh, I'd say the missus will have fear in her eyes as she opens up her growler to that :pac:

cruiser178

muinteoir09 wrote: »

Not sure if this is in the correct forum - Mods, please move it somewhere more appropriate if it is.

Basically, just wondering where is a good place to pick up a vibrator/dildo (for the missus and foreplay etc.. , of course, but let the 'crap at sex', 'penis not working' jesting commence) in Dublin. Obviously there is Ann Summers but would rather avoid going there as I find it overpriced and the whole vibe really irritating.

Do any of the sex shops have a good selection? Or is there a decent website other than LoveHoney or whatever it is?

Thanks

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prinz

kfallon wrote: »

The seediest street I ever set foot on..

LOL. Aren't you just off the innocent bus..

Morag

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kfallon

prinz wrote: »

LOL. Aren't you just off the innocent bus..

At the time it was! I have since broadened my horizons

steddyeddy

kfallon wrote: »

At the time it was! I have since broadened my horizons

And anus!

jill_valentine

jimthemental wrote: »

Woodie's DIY, I know it's a bit of a double entendre but that means you can both use it.

This amazing post demands more thanks.

muinteoir09

steddyeddy wrote: »

And anus!

kfallon

steddyeddy wrote: »

And anus!

That's what big fingers will do to you :pac:

Leelaa22

Maybe its already been mentioned but I think Ann Summers is the way to go. It has stuff to start you off and stuff for the more experienced with toys. And one of their dildos is shaped like a piece of corn and called horn on the cob

jimthemental

kfallon wrote: »

Get one of those chain saw dildo's for the laugh, I'd say the missus will have fear in her eyes as she opens up her growler to that :pac:

Did you ever hear the engineer's song?

kfallon

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Maybe its already been mentioned but I think Ann Summers is the way to go. It has stuff to start you off and stuff for the more experienced with toys. And one of their dildos is shaped like a piece of corn and called horn on the cob

Or Corn on the knob!

Thrill

Hookah wrote: »

Give the We-Vibe a whirl, for mutual pleasure.

There is a wii-vibe currently in final stage of development and will be on sale soon. (aka Mojowijo)

Welcome to Mojowijo!

Mojowijo transforms your Nintendo Wii* remote control into a next generation body stimulation device.
Mojowijo: The Premise is Simple.

The motions of one device are transformed into vibrations in the other. Literally allowing you to ‘share the mojo’ with anyone, anywhere in the world.
With Mojowijo you can:

• Mojowijo with someone in the same room
• Mojowijo with someone over the internet
• Mojowijo by yourself

How does Mojowijo work?

The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)
Where can I get a Mojowijo?

The device is in the final stages of development. Mojowijo is currently in Beta and will be available for purchase late spring 2011. In the meantime – you can play with our Beta Software release to see how your wiimote can control vibrations on your own wiimote, another wiimote in the same room or over the internet with one of your Skype friends.

You can "Mojowijo" with someone over the internet.



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Leelaa22

kfallon wrote: »

Or Corn on the knob!

Maybe it is called that ? I cant really remember it was a while ago when I saw it and ran a mile cause that thing was HUGE

Dangerous Man

Shove it up your hole.

Rabidlamb

I for one will pray for all the degenerates who posted in this thread.
Sexual deviancy is the work of the devil & a crime against the teachings of our Lord.
Neither Margret or myself ever reverted to these unclean ways, 40 years married before her passing last Christmas after a long illness.

My new girlfriend however, Svetlana, likes to be whipped.
That is all.

orourkeda

The kitchen and shed can be the source of some really useful items.

You have the old reliables like cucumbers, bananas, table tennis rackets etc on the dildo front. Plunge one of those babies up either pipe and you'll have her eating out of your hand (or ballbag preferably)

The vibrator may be a useful challenge for the mechnically minded amongst you. Just don't electrocute her fanny in the act

orourkeda

Hookah wrote: »

Do you have a vibrating penis?

Ah yes. The aul floppy whopper

themadchef

muinteoir09 wrote: »

Not sure if this is in the correct forum - Mods, please move it somewhere more appropriate if it is.

Basically, just wondering where is a good place to pick up a vibrator/dildo (for the missus and foreplay etc.. , of course, but let the 'crap at sex', 'penis not working' jesting commence) in Dublin. Obviously there is Ann Summers but would rather avoid going there as I find it overpriced and the whole atmosphere really irritating.

Do any of the sex shops have a good selection? Or is there a decent website other than LoveHoney or whatever it is?

Thanks

Is it her first vibrator? Or is it more a surprise "lets try this"? If it's something you're introducing for the first time then i'd start (i wont say small :P) start with something not too ..ermmm, complicated. Too many bells and whistles can take away from the giggles initially iykwim.

The Rabbit is probably the most popular choice (very few of us do not have one tucked away in the drawer and some sleep with then under the pillow ), and there's thousands of others to choose from. You will know what suits best, if you choose badly, she can always beat you with it!

I'd advise buying online, loads of great online shops. Browse and read the user comments and go by that. Most importantly have fun!

muinteoir09

themadchef wrote: »

Is it her first vibrator? Or is it more a surprise "lets try this"? If it's something you're introducing for the first time then i'd start (i wont say small :P) start with something not too ..ermmm, complicated. Too many bells and whistles can take away from the giggles initially iykwim.

The Rabbit is probably the most popular choice (very few of us do not have one tucked away in the drawer and some sleep with then under the pillow ), and there's thousands of others to choose from. You will know what suits best, if you choose badly, she can always beat you with it!

I'd advise buying online, loads of great online shops. Browse and read the user comments and go by that. Most importantly have fun!

No no, not the first and not a surprise. Just looking to get a few new things for playtime.

ilovelamp2000

I like how everyone has presumed the vibrator really is for the OP's gf.

orourkeda

ilovelamp2000 wrote: »

I like how everyone has presumed the vibrator really is for the OP's gf.

What else is he going to do? Ram it up his own gick

orourkeda

themadchef wrote: »

Is it her first vibrator? Or is it more a surprise "lets try this"? If it's something you're introducing for the first time then i'd start (i wont say small :P) start with something not too ..ermmm, complicated. Too many bells and whistles can take away from the giggles initially iykwim.

The Rabbit is probably the most popular choice (very few of us do not have one tucked away in the drawer and some sleep with then under the pillow ), and there's thousands of others to choose from. You will know what suits best, if you choose badly, she can always beat you with it!

I'd advise buying online, loads of great online shops. Browse and read the user comments and go by that. Most importantly have fun!

Stick is in you growler there and see what happens would be more accurate

muinteoir09

ilovelamp2000 wrote: »

I like how everyone has presumed the vibrator really is for the OP's wife.

Corrected that for you.

It BeeMee

opinion guy

Hookah wrote: »

Do you have a vibrating penis?

Hmm...you know I've never tried.....hold on a minute.......

now i wonder.....how do I...... hmmmm... maybe......


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