Sentences you never want to hear the end of

Kevin Duffy

There are certain things that I hear that instantly make me change the channel, switch off the radio, rudely hold up my hand for silence, speed up in the street or leave the room and I have heard the start of them many times, but never the end. Chief among them are;

"Good morning, I'm Ryan Tubr...."

"Now from Norn Iron, a full roundup of the footb...."

"Niiiiiiiiiiii on the UUUUUUUTV...."

"Now, a party political broad....."

"I'm sorry, but have a boyf..."

Must be many more for.....

krudler

"there are certain things that I hear..."

brummytom

"I'm not racist but..."

Aoifey!

brummytom wrote: »

"I'm not racist but..."

Damn it, that's what i was gonna say.

haydar

"Next up on RTE is Fair C..."

Wossack

"... eurovision..."

/flick

Saila

"today you're going to d.."

SparkyTech

''Its not that I dont like gays..one of my best friend/auntie/uncle/cousin (delete as appropriate) is gay buttt....''

Lawrence1895

'Good afternoon, sir. Do you want to save money on gas and electricity'?

Oranage2

"I've been out here for hours and only got 2 fares, too many...."

Feeona

.....when we all know it's the wiley women of Irel....

Frigging ad drives me insane!

backthephilup

Now i'm no the kind o cnut to go looking for trouble....



Don't like Begbies

cml387

And in the studio we have Mary Lou MacDonald...

Duff

.....The Queen...

NotExactly

''I got soo drunk last night, I drank...''

Mrmoe

" I missed my period , I think I'm preg ......."

cml387

Have you made room for Jesus in your heart...?

SparkyTech

''quick survey on cat food...should only take 5 mins of your time sir''

johnboysligo

"I think your great/cute/handsome/attractive but....."

Lawrence1895

cml387 wrote: »

And in the studio we have Mary Lou MacDonald...

...and in the studio we have Richard Bruton :eek:

strokemyclover

This thread is being moved to The Cuck....

alexa5x5

“Remember last Wednesday night when we went at it like porn stars, well I didn’t want to ruin the moment but I think the condom might have.....”

Lawrence1895

SparkyTech wrote: »

''quick survey on cat food...should only take 5 mins of your time sir''

I would have an answer on that: 'Give us a sec, I get the cat, he will deal with ye' :pac:

tayto lover

Good morning listeners this is the Pat Ken....

Lustrum

Not tonight, I'm too.....

Monty Burnz

"Do remember how I promised I'd never ride your mother? Well..."

RachaelVO

I went to the doctor, I found out what that itching and burning is, Sh1t, you better sit down...

Gordon

Hello, I was wondering if you would be interested in..

RayM

I don't mean this in a bad way, but...

RussellTuring

"You're a great guy but..."

"I bought this here last week..."

"Will you do me a favour..."

"Can I ask you a..."

Or just: "Listen...".

Sykk

"Tell me when you're going to cu"

spitters

RayM

"Tonight on Top Gear..."

doc_17

I not going to say I told you so but.....

FaceKicker!!

I'm gonna kick your fac............

Lawrence1895

I was just talking to me Ma...

UglyBolloxFace

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Sentences you never want to hear the end of

Surely the sentences you mentioned in your OP would be those that you do want to hear the end of?

UglyBolloxFace

FaceKicker!! wrote: »

I'm gonna kick your fac............

No, just....no. There is, was, and only ever will be one Facekicker...so **** off!:mad::pac:

red menace

Whiteonion actually made a good point abou....

elefant

These lecture notes will not be on blackb...

WindSock

No offence, but....


Anyone see last nights' ga....

Nodin

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

There are certain things that I hear that instantly make me change the channel, switch off the radio, rudely hold up my hand for silence, speed up in the street or leave the room and I have heard the start of them many times, but never the end. Chief among them are;

"Good morning, I'm Ryan Tubr...."

"..........

One you'd never hear enough - "Good morning, this is the BBC - I'm Ryan Tubridy".

Froggy7

"ouch, that must hurt! But not as much as when I...."

"So, you never think of going back? Don't you ever miss Fr..."

"You gonna LOVE this project, we've no budget but wait till I exp..."

"I think I saw THE worst video on Youtube yesterday. Ew! There was that baby..."

Kevin Duffy

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Surely the sentences you mentioned in your OP would be those that you do want to hear the end of?

No, the sentence will continue, I know there is an end to it, I just don't want to be around and listening.

Perhaps an example would illustrate, purely hypothetical obviously, "wow, turns out you really are uglybolloxfa...."

Xivilai

"Ya know what makes me die..."

"Do me a favour..."

JohnP199

"I too am a member of Boards.ie. My username is Degs...."

OutlawPete

"The number you dialled was entered incorrectly, please ha.."

Dionysus

"In sports news..."

BOHtox

uh uh uh uh uhu hu uhu uh uh uh uh Barbara Str.......

FinnLizzy

"You do realise that this is a recess.....?"

"But I heard on Joe Duffy that..."

"What team do you supp....?"

DaveMur1

'' I've done you , now i think you should........:eek:''

"Oh my god I was on facebook today and..."
If I wanted to know how your facebook life is going, I'd check it.

"Your call credit is running..."
It doesn't matter! I've obviously got enough to make this call so let me!

"Why is <insert product here> so expensive? I can get it for a euro less in..."
Then go somewhere else, if I was the person making the prices I wouldn't be the one serving at the till. I don't care about it, and I can't tell you what price we get it in for, and I think you're a ridiculous ignorant snob.