What's your favourite insult?

Dwellingdweller

I can't think of any. Gimme some kickass insults, AH! nao! :P

stovelid

Cunt-bubble

Geebag

Muppet

Shite-pipe

easyeason3

My favourite insult is usually the one I think of about three hours too late for it to have any impact.

Captain Darling

I favour the term 'ballbag.'

FearDark

Douchebag.

Hootanany

You Bertie

frag420

****tard

****nuts

Captain Darling

Hootanany wrote: »

You Bertie

Jesus, thats low.

KeithM89_old

'You look like yore ma'

My name is URL

I disagree!

Cypher_sounds

You must have been born on a motorway 'cause that's where most accidents happen.


Ohh yeah:cool:

beefjerky

Fcukstick

themadchef

You smell of stale sex and piss.

Bertser

Knobjockey all the way

kincsem

You're looking well.

hogflem

The best part of you slithered down your mothers thigh and dropped onto the delivery room floor...

barbarians

If you had two brains you'd twice as stupid.

Kiera

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

You must have been born on a motorway 'cause that's where most accidents happen.


Ohh yeah:cool:

Conceived?

ilovejames

dicklips...pissy pits...geebag...fishy flaps..the hack of you, the hack of your ma, the hack of your da for riding your ma!

Caoimhín

I believe Winston Churchill once said the following;

Wife of prominent politician to Winston Churchill (with distain in her voice): Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!

Mr. Churchill: Yes, madam, and you are ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober.

Pacing Mule

Got called a whores abortion by a 5 year old. :eek:

abouttobebanned

Get down the back ya smella benji

EverEvolving

What ya gonna do for a face when the monkey wants its arse back?

eilo1

Your a doney raping **** eater..............:pac::pac::pac:

or for everyday situations "so is your face".

oh and when im really bitter and twisted and walking away from someone/thing, "C U Next Tuesday"

J_E

If assholes could fly, you'd be the squadron leader!

Apparently it's used in France a lot.

I once heard kids on my road say this:
"I don't care, you're just a gay virgin"
"No I'm not, you're a gay virgin"
"No you're such a gay virgin"
Went on for quite a while.

To this day I'm not sure whether they meant a person who's gay and has never had sex, or a person who's only never had gay sex.

couldntthink

Your face looks like it caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel.

Your face looks like hens have been picking at it.

Are you cross eyed?

P.S. I have no problem with cross eyed people but I have noticed no matter what the argument, that phrase will stop anyone dead in their tracks. In a juvenile way, this means you=1 opponent=0

Orando Broom

Slimeball or scuzz bucket. I was heavily influenced by Glen A. Larsen.

Unpossible

Your face is <whatever they just said to you>

Hank Scorpio

How's your fanny for lovebites

roy rodgers

theres one hell of a bucket fanny

Rhyme

Ditchpig
Swampdonkey
Gutterfuck
Clownboat
Dickbutt

mrpants

Your Maa!

Sudsmi

I'm no gynaecologist but I know a **** when I see one !!!

EverEvolving

I wouldn't ride ya into battle

shinikins

I've always favored "poxbottle" It has a great ring to it, and you can really savor the word as your saying it. I've also always liked "knobgoblin" good for short people who really piss you off.

SirenX

"your face resembles that of an inside-out vagina"
"scotum face"

ilovejames

i wouldnt touch ya with a ****ty stick..

Bleeding bang off of you!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

You've a face on you like a pair of tits

STIG83

X is so tight they wouldnt put their hand into their pocket to scratch their leg

Naryclaire

I wouldn't ride you into battle/Daz wouldn't shift you/I'd rather get up on a Monday/I wouldn't get up on you to hang my curtains (for that special someone you're slagging)

I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire (This is my own bottom line. If I use that line to describe my feelings for someone, there's no going back for us).

Quntbucket-I use qunt a LOT. It's a disgusting habit, but I do.

Love calling middle aged women thundering wagons/ lighted bitches. So, so apt, so so often.


She's a face like a melted wellie

He's as thick as **** and half as useful

I'd want to dip him in bleach before I'd touch off him

She'd be a slut if anyone'd ride her

tinner777

wheelchair spice

celtictiger32

geebag is always a personal favourite
but hooers bastard is another humdinger

RayM

Twunt.

Paparazzo

Spunk bubble

Dwellingdweller

true-or-false wrote: »

I once heard kids on my road say this:
"I don't care, you're just a gay virgin"
"No I'm not, you're a gay virgin"
"No you're such a gay virgin"
Went on for quite a while.

To this day I'm not sure whether they meant a person who's gay and has never had sex, or a person who's only never had gay sex.

lolz!

minister poxbottle

shinikins wrote: »

I've always favored "poxbottle" It has a great ring to it, and you can really savor the word as your saying it. I've also always liked "knobgoblin" good for short people who really piss you off.

fame at last

Pauleta

Ive been calling people a Whore lately. Not pronounced like "huar" but more in a Patrick Stewart kind of way.

minister poxbottle

your wife's cnut smells of carpet cleaner

my favourite ya cnutbag

tony1kenobi

Rusty c*nt bucket

Dickbag

Your appearance has caused my inability to gain arousal.Is your sister about?

Dwellingdweller

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Rusty c*nt bucket

Dickbag

Your appearance has caused my inability to gain arousal.Is your sister about?

is that a yoda quote?