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What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?

  • 18-04-2011 12:16am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭


    For me it was probably porn discovering exercise. I was quite a chubby lad not so long ago. :rolleyes: Thank god for cardio! :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    deleting system32 made my computer so fast


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    I was born.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭couldntthink


    Picking car mechanic as a trade when I left school instead of a construction trade. Despite everyone's advice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    you should say 'bar current relationship' because thats what the next 10 pages will be about.




    Mine was when i didnt have to get my foot amputated, i was too young to really understand about the seriousness of it, i was just happy i got to miss 6 weeks of school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Probably realising that I should never let anyone put me down, and that the best attitude to have towards ignorant/arrogant people is simply "**** them".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 376 ✭✭ashblag


    my first orgasim!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    ashblag wrote: »
    my first orgasim!:D

    I'm assumin its been fairly recently? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    ashblag wrote: »
    my first orgasim!:D

    The Sims?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    cant pick one


    oh no wait deleting sys 32 was up there, thanks for that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭littlemis


    Becoming a mother.:):):)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 376 ✭✭ashblag


    I'm assumin its been fairly recently? :P
    Feelgood wrote: »
    The Sims?

    Sorry typo!:rolleyes:! And no Dwellingdweller was quite some time ago


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭whiteboy


    Absolutely nothing pal!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    ashblag wrote: »
    Sorry typo!:rolleyes:! And no Dwellingdweller was quite some time ago

    Oh, grats. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

    how old are you I thought you were a guy :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?


    Only partially true. It's actually a potent mix of faeces and blood. Yum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    When I found a Lucky Bag inside my Lucky Bag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭God...


    For me it was probably porn discovering exercise. I was quite a chubby lad not so long ago. :rolleyes: Thank god for cardio! :P

    No problem!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    God... wrote: »
    No problem!!

    :eek:! You're welcome. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    My wife and kids.

    Other than them I suppose swimming, it made me used to training hard to get faster/fitter/better, as a result when I do other sports I can take a lot of hard training that others wouldn't at the same level in that sport. It also resulted in me gaining swim teaching and lifeguarding qualifications which got me work when I studied years ago in Ireland and again last year when I went back to college. I even managed to get a swim teaching/lifeguarding job with a town council over in the U.S. when I was on my J1.

    The only downside is that if I'm not training everyday it feels like I'm doing nothing, the lack of training because of family time and study time this year is driving me nuts.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Saila wrote: »
    how old are you I thought you were a guy :confused:
    I'm 24 and I am a guy....but I honestly don't know this. Someone said it to me recently and I kept saying it was bull**** but they were acting serious.
    D1stant wrote: »
    Only partially true. It's actually a potent mix of faeces and blood. Yum
    Are you being serious, that is disgusting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    I'm 24 and I am a guy....but I honestly don't know this. Someone said it to me recently and I kept saying it was bull**** but they were acting serious.
    If blood ever comes out of there then something has gone horribly wrong and you need to get it checked out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭greenmachine88


    getting the shift


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    After I killed someone and there was a lynch mob after me, waking up and realising it was a dream. The relief was immense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

    you are a man, should you not know the answer ?

    are you waiting for the right girl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    finding boards and all the lovely people on here is the best thing to happen to me so far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    After I killed someone and there was a lynch mob after me, waking up and realising it was a dream. The relief was immense.
    So you got away with the killing after all?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭greenmachine88


    when I first heard total eclipse of the heart


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    First time I took MDMA would have to be up there. Life changer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Unpossible wrote: »
    If blood ever comes out of there then something has gone horribly wrong and you need to get it checked out.
    Are you sure, It might be normal for the first one.
    hondasam wrote: »
    you are a man, should you not know the answer ?

    are you waiting for the right girl
    Yea but I don't remember that far back, especially something like that. I'm 24 now. Getting old. My moms friend had a baby and she was saying to me something about the kid being 18 that i'll be 42. That's crazy!
    Waiting for the right girl? I can't answer this without sounding really corny. Also wow the word corny, not sure I've used that word before myself, it's so.......corny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam



    Yea but I don't remember that far back, especially something like that. I'm 24 now. Getting old. My moms friend had a baby and she was saying to me something about the kid being 18 that i'll be 42. That's crazy!
    Waiting for the right girl? I can't answer this without sounding really corny. Also wow the word corny, not sure I've used that word before myself, it's so.......corny.

    what age were you :eek:

    you are only 24 now, was it not memorable for you :p

    we want to hear the corny story. well I Do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    im alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    hondasam wrote: »
    what age were you :eek:

    you are only 24 now, was it not memorable for you :p

    we want to hear the corny story. well I Do.
    I need to put this delicately, but, I think it would have been a....a night alone.....eh....yea. I'd guess it would happen during puberty, around 13 or so, would that be right?

    Lol, that's quite pathetic now that I think of it. :pac:

    I hope this would be normal enough:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Teddy that brought a tear to my eye :p

    you will have to get the men on here to say if is normal or not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    giving birth to 2 amazing human beings. Other than that life has been a big bag of ****.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I need to put this delicately, but, I think it would have been a....a night alone.....eh....yea. I'd guess it would happen during puberty, around 13 or so, would that be right?

    Lol, that's quite pathetic now that I think of it. :pac:

    I hope this would be normal enough:o

    I was having a lot of wet dreams before i spunked one off to fay wray in king kong. think i was about 12ish at the time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    strobe wrote: »
    First time I took MDMA would have to be up there. Life changer.
    Everyone should try it at least once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    hondasam wrote: »
    Teddy that brought a tear to my eye :p

    you will have to get the men on here to say if is normal or not.
    I don't remember it but if I could go back in time I'd at least get a few candles and some wine while the parents were out. I imagine it would have been quite seedy at the time.
    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I was having a lot of wet dreams before i spunked one off to fay wray in king kong. think i was about 12ish at the time
    I don't remember anything like this, wet dreams, lol. Is that where you jip yourself during the night?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Everyone should try it at least once.

    why bother if you can be happy without it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    hondasam wrote: »
    why bother if you can be happy without it

    There's loads of things I do that I could be happy without. Drugs for some people is just another form of happy. It's not a need based thing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Buceph wrote: »
    There's loads of things I do that I could be happy without. Drugs for some people is just another form of happy. It's not a need based thing.

    Drugs are for losers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    hondasam wrote: »
    why bother if you can be happy without it
    Because its a very good experience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

    Depnds on whose sister/daughter you fcuk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    hondasam wrote: »
    Drugs are for losers.

    As Bill Hicks would say, you'd better through away every bit of music that you like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Because its a very good experience.

    If it Doesn't kill you, then it would be a very bad experience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    hondasam wrote: »
    If it Doesn't kill you, then it would be a very bad experience.

    So not only do you have to abandon all your music, now you can't take any medication.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    hondasam wrote: »
    Drugs are for losers.

    Bit harsh don't you think?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    super-rush wrote: »
    Bit hash don't you think?
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    super-rush wrote: »
    Bit harsh don't you think?

    A Bit hash maybe !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    the best is yet to come :)


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