What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Dwellingdweller

For me it was probably porn discovering exercise. I was quite a chubby lad not so long ago. :rolleyes: Thank god for cardio! :P

Zombienosh

deleting system32 made my computer so fast

Giselle

I was born.

couldntthink

Picking car mechanic as a trade when I left school instead of a construction trade. Despite everyone's advice.

Oranage2

you should say 'bar current relationship' because thats what the next 10 pages will be about.




Mine was when i didnt have to get my foot amputated, i was too young to really understand about the seriousness of it, i was just happy i got to miss 6 weeks of school.

Redlion

Probably realising that I should never let anyone put me down, and that the best attitude to have towards ignorant/arrogant people is simply "**** them".

ashblag

my first orgasim!:D

Dwellingdweller

ashblag wrote: »

my first orgasim!

I'm assumin its been fairly recently? :P

Feelgood

ashblag wrote: »

my first orgasim!

The Sims?

Saila

cant pick one


oh no wait deleting sys 32 was up there, thanks for that!

littlemis

Becoming a mother.:):):)

ashblag

Dwellingdweller wrote: »

I'm assumin its been fairly recently? :P

Feelgood wrote: »

The Sims?

Sorry typo!:rolleyes:! And no Dwellingdweller was quite some time ago

whiteboy

Absolutely nothing pal!

Dwellingdweller

ashblag wrote: »

Sorry typo!:rolleyes:! And no Dwellingdweller was quite some time ago

Oh, grats. :pac:

TeddyTedson

Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

Saila

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

how old are you I thought you were a guy

D1stant

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

Only partially true. It's actually a potent mix of faeces and blood. Yum

Buceph

When I found a Lucky Bag inside my Lucky Bag.

God...

Dwellingdweller wrote: »

For me it was probably porn discovering exercise. I was quite a chubby lad not so long ago. :rolleyes: Thank god for cardio! :P

No problem!!

Dwellingdweller

God... wrote: »

No problem!!

:eek:! You're welcome.

Unpossible

My wife and kids.

Other than them I suppose swimming, it made me used to training hard to get faster/fitter/better, as a result when I do other sports I can take a lot of hard training that others wouldn't at the same level in that sport. It also resulted in me gaining swim teaching and lifeguarding qualifications which got me work when I studied years ago in Ireland and again last year when I went back to college. I even managed to get a swim teaching/lifeguarding job with a town council over in the U.S. when I was on my J1.

The only downside is that if I'm not training everyday it feels like I'm doing nothing, the lack of training because of family time and study time this year is driving me nuts.

TeddyTedson

Saila wrote: »

how old are you I thought you were a guy

I'm 24 and I am a guy....but I honestly don't know this. Someone said it to me recently and I kept saying it was bull**** but they were acting serious.

D1stant wrote: »

Only partially true. It's actually a potent mix of faeces and blood. Yum

Are you being serious, that is disgusting.

Unpossible

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm 24 and I am a guy....but I honestly don't know this. Someone said it to me recently and I kept saying it was bull**** but they were acting serious.

If blood ever comes out of there then something has gone horribly wrong and you need to get it checked out.

greenmachine88

getting the shift

pragmatic1

After I killed someone and there was a lynch mob after me, waking up and realising it was a dream. The relief was immense.

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

you are a man, should you not know the answer ?

are you waiting for the right girl

hondasam

finding boards and all the lovely people on here is the best thing to happen to me so far.

Unpossible

pragmatic1 wrote: »

After I killed someone and there was a lynch mob after me, waking up and realising it was a dream. The relief was immense.

So you got away with the killing after all?

greenmachine88

when I first heard total eclipse of the heart

strobe

First time I took MDMA would have to be up there. Life changer.

TeddyTedson

Unpossible wrote: »

If blood ever comes out of there then something has gone horribly wrong and you need to get it checked out.

Are you sure, It might be normal for the first one.

hondasam wrote: »

you are a man, should you not know the answer ?

are you waiting for the right girl

Yea but I don't remember that far back, especially something like that. I'm 24 now. Getting old. My moms friend had a baby and she was saying to me something about the kid being 18 that i'll be 42. That's crazy!
Waiting for the right girl? I can't answer this without sounding really corny. Also wow the word corny, not sure I've used that word before myself, it's so.......corny.

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Yea but I don't remember that far back, especially something like that. I'm 24 now. Getting old. My moms friend had a baby and she was saying to me something about the kid being 18 that i'll be 42. That's crazy!
Waiting for the right girl? I can't answer this without sounding really corny. Also wow the word corny, not sure I've used that word before myself, it's so.......corny.

what age were you :eek:

you are only 24 now, was it not memorable for you

we want to hear the corny story. well I Do.

Where To

im alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

what age were you :eek:

you are only 24 now, was it not memorable for you

we want to hear the corny story. well I Do.

I need to put this delicately, but, I think it would have been a....a night alone.....eh....yea. I'd guess it would happen during puberty, around 13 or so, would that be right?

Lol, that's quite pathetic now that I think of it. :pac:

I hope this would be normal enough:o

hondasam

Teddy that brought a tear to my eye

you will have to get the men on here to say if is normal or not.

Witchie

giving birth to 2 amazing human beings. Other than that life has been a big bag of ****.

Oranage2

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I need to put this delicately, but, I think it would have been a....a night alone.....eh....yea. I'd guess it would happen during puberty, around 13 or so, would that be right?

Lol, that's quite pathetic now that I think of it. :pac:

I hope this would be normal enough:o

I was having a lot of wet dreams before i spunked one off to fay wray in king kong. think i was about 12ish at the time

pragmatic1

strobe wrote: »

First time I took MDMA would have to be up there. Life changer.

Everyone should try it at least once.

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

Teddy that brought a tear to my eye

you will have to get the men on here to say if is normal or not.

I don't remember it but if I could go back in time I'd at least get a few candles and some wine while the parents were out. I imagine it would have been quite seedy at the time.

Oranage2 wrote: »

I was having a lot of wet dreams before i spunked one off to fay wray in king kong. think i was about 12ish at the time

I don't remember anything like this, wet dreams, lol. Is that where you jip yourself during the night?

hondasam

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Everyone should try it at least once.

why bother if you can be happy without it

Buceph

hondasam wrote: »

why bother if you can be happy without it

There's loads of things I do that I could be happy without. Drugs for some people is just another form of happy. It's not a need based thing.

hondasam

Buceph wrote: »

There's loads of things I do that I could be happy without. Drugs for some people is just another form of happy. It's not a need based thing.

Drugs are for losers.

pragmatic1

hondasam wrote: »

why bother if you can be happy without it

Because its a very good experience.

AskMyChocolate

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Is it true that the first orgasm a man has is just blood?

Depnds on whose sister/daughter you fcuk.

Buceph

hondasam wrote: »

Drugs are for losers.

As Bill Hicks would say, you'd better through away every bit of music that you like.

hondasam

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Because its a very good experience.

If it Doesn't kill you, then it would be a very bad experience.

Buceph

hondasam wrote: »

If it Doesn't kill you, then it would be a very bad experience.

So not only do you have to abandon all your music, now you can't take any medication.

Super-Rush

hondasam wrote: »

Drugs are for losers.

Bit harsh don't you think?

TeddyTedson

super-rush wrote: »

Bit hash don't you think?

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

Bit harsh don't you think?

A Bit hash maybe !

SomeFool

the best is yet to come