What do you say to annoy people on purpose?

lazygal · 13-04-2011 04:21PM #1

I love telling Cork people they are lucky to be living in the real capital of Ireland, DUBLIN!

Biggins · 13-04-2011 04:23PM

I have your money!

cosmicfart · 13-04-2011 04:24PM

anything from Father Ted, it either annoys the hell out of them or else humorous dealings ensue

Archeron · 13-04-2011 04:24PM

Just say "whats that smell, oh God" and then look at them out of the corner of your eye.

Ghost Buster · 13-04-2011 04:24PM

Are you watching the match?
Me- Gaelic or soccer?

Fuhrer · 13-04-2011 04:26PM

The holocaust never happened...

Poor Craythur · 13-04-2011 04:26PM

It's tailored for each individual, just whatever pushes their buttons, really!

KeithM89_old · 13-04-2011 04:27PM

'Meh' - always pisses people off

DOBBER112 · 13-04-2011 04:27PM

Usually when I hear somebody I know talking about another person I know in an unflattering way, I like to turn around and say "shur I dunno what your problem is I think he/she is lovely...just misunderstood"

Dangerous Man · 13-04-2011 04:27PM

Well, as a 1980's man of business with questionable morals, I enjoy buying honest, blue collar business, promising job security, and then selling off the business in chunks to the highest bidder to turn an easy buck or two.

That annoys people.

Eric Cartman · 13-04-2011 04:28PM

'I have maddie'

it really pisses off this english couple I met on holidays years ago, no idea why

antodeco · 13-04-2011 04:28PM

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

RichieC · 13-04-2011 04:28PM

in front of girls tell your mate his whole outlook on life has improved since he got the hair plugs.

DOBBER112 · 13-04-2011 04:29PM

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Well, as a 1980's man of business with questionable morals, I enjoy buying honest, blue collar business, promising job security, and then selling off the business in chunks to the highest bidder to turn an easy buck or two.

That annoys people.

Is that you Gordon Gekko...?

**snigger**

cosmicfart · 13-04-2011 04:29PM

Fuhrer wrote: »

The holocaust never happened...

it never did. what actually did happen was that the 'allies' bombed the fook out of Germany and killed millions, including Jews. History, as we know, is written by the victors and the allies invented the so called holocaust

Dean820 · 13-04-2011 04:29PM

Are you dressed to go out yet?

Staplor · 13-04-2011 04:29PM

Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.

veryangryman · 13-04-2011 04:30PM

I correct foreign peoples bad pronunciation of English words, even if they are pretty fluent in the lingo. Also use my own colloqialisms regardless of how familiar they are with them

RichieC · 13-04-2011 04:30PM

cosmicfart wrote: »

it never did. what actually did happen was that the 'allies' bombed the fook out of Germany and killed millions, including Jews. History, as we know, is written by the victors and the allies invented the so called holocaust

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cosmicfart · 13-04-2011 04:31PM

RichieC wrote: »

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annoyed yet

Dean820 · 13-04-2011 04:31PM

Staplor wrote: »

Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.

Wow...that could really **** them up.

JONJO THE MISER · 13-04-2011 04:31PM

Im not a racist but:pac:

Leftyflip · 13-04-2011 04:33PM

"...k"

TheBunk1 · 13-04-2011 04:36PM

If someone asks me a question, I say "I'm not going to lie to to you..." and walk/turn away.

An old Homer Simpson classic

PeteEd · 13-04-2011 04:36PM

Londonderry

vicwatson · 13-04-2011 04:36PM

British Isles !

RayM · 13-04-2011 04:39PM

When in the presence of sports fans, I like to make deliberately obtuse comments. If they're watching a gaelic match, I'll continually accuse players of "blatant hand ball". If it's a football match, I just shout "offside!" whenever someone tries to score a goal. It's annoying when this observation turns out to be correct.