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What do you say to annoy people on purpose?

  • 13-04-2011 4:21pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭


    I love telling Cork people they are lucky to be living in the real capital of Ireland, DUBLIN!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I have your money!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    anything from Father Ted, it either annoys the hell out of them or else humorous dealings ensue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Just say "whats that smell, oh God" and then look at them out of the corner of your eye.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Are you watching the match?
    Me- Gaelic or soccer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    The holocaust never happened...


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    It's tailored for each individual, just whatever pushes their buttons, really! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    'Meh' - always pisses people off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭DOBBER112


    Usually when I hear somebody I know talking about another person I know in an unflattering way, I like to turn around and say "shur I dunno what your problem is I think he/she is lovely...just misunderstood" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Well, as a 1980's man of business with questionable morals, I enjoy buying honest, blue collar business, promising job security, and then selling off the business in chunks to the highest bidder to turn an easy buck or two.

    That annoys people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    'I have maddie'

    it really pisses off this english couple I met on holidays years ago, no idea why


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    in front of girls tell your mate his whole outlook on life has improved since he got the hair plugs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭DOBBER112


    Well, as a 1980's man of business with questionable morals, I enjoy buying honest, blue collar business, promising job security, and then selling off the business in chunks to the highest bidder to turn an easy buck or two.

    That annoys people.

    Is that you Gordon Gekko...?

    **snigger**

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Fuhrer wrote: »
    The holocaust never happened...

    it never did. what actually did happen was that the 'allies' bombed the fook out of Germany and killed millions, including Jews. History, as we know, is written by the victors and the allies invented the so called holocaust


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Are you dressed to go out yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭Staplor


    Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I correct foreign peoples bad pronunciation of English words, even if they are pretty fluent in the lingo. Also use my own colloqialisms regardless of how familiar they are with them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    it never did. what actually did happen was that the 'allies' bombed the fook out of Germany and killed millions, including Jews. History, as we know, is written by the victors and the allies invented the so called holocaust

    http://newarkairportsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fuuuuuu.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Staplor wrote: »
    Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.

    Wow...that could really **** them up. :p


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Im not a racist but:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    "...k"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    If someone asks me a question, I say "I'm not going to lie to to you..." and walk/turn away.

    An old Homer Simpson classic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭PeteEd


    Londonderry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    British Isles !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    When in the presence of sports fans, I like to make deliberately obtuse comments. If they're watching a gaelic match, I'll continually accuse players of "blatant hand ball". If it's a football match, I just shout "offside!" whenever someone tries to score a goal. It's annoying when this observation turns out to be correct.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    "jaysus the few extra pounds really suit ya"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,131 ✭✭✭Dermot Illogical


    vicwatson wrote: »
    British Isles !

    A lot of people from the mainland don't realise we're part of that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Staplor wrote: »
    Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.

    :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    RT66 wrote: »
    A lot of people from the mainland don't realise we're part of that!

    yep, the islands off Brittany.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    "That's completely sexist" usually does the job. Like when you let a girl in a door first thats sexist, if the guy goes first thats also sexist. It works in lots of situations :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    Say to a woman "it's just your hormones"
    Drives them mad, even (and for even, read especially) me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    it never did. what actually did happen was that the 'allies' bombed the fook out of Germany and killed millions, including Jews. History, as we know, is written by the victors and the allies invented the so called holocaust

    Damn allies. I bet they built all those death camps to cover the evidence too, huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Damn allies. I bet they built all those death camps to cover the evidence too, huh?

    And the pictures of prisoners were just people auditioning for Germany's Next Top Model


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭EL_Loco


    someone makes a statement, pick the one that fits.....
    "did ya, yeah?"
    "can ya, yeah?"
    "would ya, yeah?"
    "have ya, yeah?"

    prompting people for an answer as part of the question is also one of my favourites. "what time you going out? Haah?" make the "Haah?" bit a good bit louder than the question.

    thankfully knowing how to be obnoxious is for the most part the reason I am not.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    RayM wrote: »
    When in the presence of sports fans, I like to make deliberately obtuse comments. If they're watching a gaelic match, I'll continually accuse players of "blatant hand ball". If it's a football match, I just shout "offside!" whenever someone tries to score a goal. It's annoying when this observation turns out to be correct.

    I screamed offside every minute during the Worl Cup Final last July. Ever. Single. Minute.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    "You're so racist", then watch them go through hoops to prove they totally aren't. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    RayM wrote: »
    When in the presence of sports fans, I like to make deliberately obtuse comments. If they're watching a gaelic match, I'll continually accuse players of "blatant hand ball". If it's a football match, I just shout "offside!" whenever someone tries to score a goal. It's annoying when this observation turns out to be correct.
    A few mates are big Man Utd fans, Im not into football at all, when I watch the matchs with them I like to watch the pre match analysis and then regurgitate the analysists opinions as my own.
    "They just dont have it up front" and the likes, drives em mad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    antodeco wrote: »
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    Well, what is it? I can't wait forever :P
    pow wow wrote: »
    "You're so racist", then watch them go through hoops to prove they totally aren't. ;)


    but....but... I have black friends and have eaten Chinese and Indian food.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    When someone gets into telling some story or other I like to ask is this going anywhere?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    My Da would be shouting at me for something stupid at times and my Ma would say "Leave the child alone will ya? If you knew who his father was, you'd tip your hat to him" :D
    Great for diffusing the situation but it used to drive him up the walls. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    smiling and laughing at people who are trying to annoy you. works a charm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Magic Eight Ball


    Proclaim that you rufuse to get into the car of a black taxi driver because;
    A - Your scared of blacks.
    B - They'll take you on a sightseeing tour of the city & charge ya double.
    C - Ask you if your willing to marry them or one of their relatives for visa purposes.
    and D - They'll more than likely rape you!

    Never fails.. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    I am living in Canada, I drive my co-wrkers nuts by saying
    "You Americans make me sick" or "I see your President Obama is coming to Ireland"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Damn allies. I bet they built all those death camps to cover the evidence too, huh?

    Strangely enuff i think the Jews built them themselves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,319 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Me: *mutter something very quietly*
    Other person: "What?"
    Me: "What?"
    Other person: "Did you say something?"
    Me: ":confused: No."
    Other person: "Oh...okay."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Tell them the truth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    That's what she said.

    To everything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭Raging_Ninja


    When arguing with a girl:

    "It's just the latent sexual attraction you feel for me that's making you say those things."

    "Your know what your problem is? You like me. And you don't know what to do with yourself."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    If it's a reply to my boyfriend asking me "What's wrong?" it's always "Nothing."


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