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What do you say to annoy people on purpose?

  • 13-04-2011 04:21PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭


    I love telling Cork people they are lucky to be living in the real capital of Ireland, DUBLIN!


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Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I have your money!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    anything from Father Ted, it either annoys the hell out of them or else humorous dealings ensue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Just say "whats that smell, oh God" and then look at them out of the corner of your eye.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Are you watching the match?
    Me- Gaelic or soccer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    The holocaust never happened...


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    It's tailored for each individual, just whatever pushes their buttons, really! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    'Meh' - always pisses people off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭DOBBER112


    Usually when I hear somebody I know talking about another person I know in an unflattering way, I like to turn around and say "shur I dunno what your problem is I think he/she is lovely...just misunderstood" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Well, as a 1980's man of business with questionable morals, I enjoy buying honest, blue collar business, promising job security, and then selling off the business in chunks to the highest bidder to turn an easy buck or two.

    That annoys people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    'I have maddie'

    it really pisses off this english couple I met on holidays years ago, no idea why


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭RichieC


    in front of girls tell your mate his whole outlook on life has improved since he got the hair plugs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭DOBBER112


    Well, as a 1980's man of business with questionable morals, I enjoy buying honest, blue collar business, promising job security, and then selling off the business in chunks to the highest bidder to turn an easy buck or two.

    That annoys people.

    Is that you Gordon Gekko...?

    **snigger**

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Fuhrer wrote: »
    The holocaust never happened...

    it never did. what actually did happen was that the 'allies' bombed the fook out of Germany and killed millions, including Jews. History, as we know, is written by the victors and the allies invented the so called holocaust


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Are you dressed to go out yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭Staplor


    Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I correct foreign peoples bad pronunciation of English words, even if they are pretty fluent in the lingo. Also use my own colloqialisms regardless of how familiar they are with them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭RichieC


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    it never did. what actually did happen was that the 'allies' bombed the fook out of Germany and killed millions, including Jews. History, as we know, is written by the victors and the allies invented the so called holocaust

    http://newarkairportsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fuuuuuu.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Staplor wrote: »
    Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.

    Wow...that could really **** them up. :p


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Im not a racist but:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    "...k"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    If someone asks me a question, I say "I'm not going to lie to to you..." and walk/turn away.

    An old Homer Simpson classic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭PeteEd


    Londonderry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    British Isles !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    When in the presence of sports fans, I like to make deliberately obtuse comments. If they're watching a gaelic match, I'll continually accuse players of "blatant hand ball". If it's a football match, I just shout "offside!" whenever someone tries to score a goal. It's annoying when this observation turns out to be correct.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    "jaysus the few extra pounds really suit ya"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,131 ✭✭✭Dermot Illogical


    vicwatson wrote: »
    British Isles !

    A lot of people from the mainland don't realise we're part of that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Staplor wrote: »
    Telling my nephew he is a good girl, and my niece she is a good boy, it annoys them til they're about 5.

    :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭RichieC


    RT66 wrote: »
    A lot of people from the mainland don't realise we're part of that!

    yep, the islands off Brittany.


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