Barrack Obama To Appear In Croke Park

JONJO THE MISER · 13-04-2011 4:14pm #1

:eek: Just heard on the daily show that barrack obama will appear in croke park, 82,000 free tickets will go on the internet.

Biggins · 13-04-2011 4:15pm

Cool, will Jedward be the supporting act?

General Zod · 13-04-2011 4:16pm

playing for Offaly?

Would love to hear him speak live, but you know it'll end up with Bono onstage.

Biggins · 13-04-2011 4:19pm

Can't wait to see him break-dancing, I always enjoy that bit.

filthymcnasty · 13-04-2011 4:32pm

All those CIA agents should fill up the Hill, the rest of the entourage will take the Lower Hogan. The Gardai overtime bill will need the rest.

RichieC · 13-04-2011 4:32pm

I'm going to make him a chocolate handgun

Overheal · 13-04-2011 4:34pm

Secret Service can take the day off, seeing how you've all disarmed yourselves

Ardennes1944 · 13-04-2011 4:35pm

would this not make the perfect snipe kill?

Dangerous Man · 13-04-2011 4:36pm

Ronald Reagan - now there was a president. As a 1980's buyer and seller of souls, there was no better facilitator than good ol' 'Ray-Gun.' All the fellas in the boardroom loved him; he knew business and he liked money.

cosmicfart · 13-04-2011 4:37pm

I gonna get as close to the stage as I can and stand there, turning and pointing at people shouting "hes got a gun!" "hes got a gun!" "hes got a gun!"

vicwatson · 13-04-2011 4:38pm

How and When can one get "tickets" ?

Seedy Arling · 13-04-2011 4:38pm

He's a very wristy hurler i hear.

Overheal · 13-04-2011 4:38pm

cosmicfart wrote: »

I gonna get as close to the stage as I can and stand there, turning and pointing at people shouting "hes got a gun!" "hes got a gun!" "hes got a gun!"

send me a letter from your cell :pac:

Mark200 · 13-04-2011 4:40pm

vicwatson wrote: »

How and When can one get "tickets" ?

It's all just rumours/reports at the moment, but apparently they'll be available online... probably through ticketmaster.

Sergeant · 13-04-2011 4:42pm

Pimmy_Jage wrote: »

He's a very wristy hurler i hear.

Not afraid to dish out a skelp either, if the referee isn't looking.

fontanalis · 13-04-2011 4:45pm

Overheal wrote: »

Secret Service can take the day off, seeing how you've all disarmed yourselves

What with the what now? You mean we don't have small d1ck syndrome.

vicwatson · 13-04-2011 4:47pm

It's all just rumours/reports at the moment, but apparently they'll be available online... probably through ticketmaster.

Judging by the title it's a done deal

Guill · 13-04-2011 4:49pm

Anything to back up this??

Colmo52 · 13-04-2011 4:50pm

He'd make a good Centre Forward I'd say.

refusetolose · 13-04-2011 4:51pm

Overheal wrote: »

send me a letter from your cell :pac:

if he's lucky enough not to be shot on the spot

Colmo52 · 13-04-2011 4:52pm

Guill wrote: »

Anything to back up this??

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/republic-of-ireland/obamas-priceless-moment-public-wont-be-charged-to-see-us-president-speak-at-croke-park-15141757.html

Degag · 13-04-2011 4:53pm

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

:eek: Just heard on the daily show that barrack obama will appear in croke park, 82,000 free tickets will go on the internet.

Maybe it's just me, but i can't see 82000 people being arsed to go to Croker to see him. Even if it was for free.

S.R.F.C. · 13-04-2011 4:55pm

Degag wrote: »

Maybe it's just me, but i can't see 82000 people being arsed to go to Croker to see him. Even if it was for free.

It's just you.

ilovesleep · 13-04-2011 5:02pm

What date? what day of the week? I want to see him. Where and when will the tickets be available?

kfallon · 13-04-2011 5:03pm

When is his visit to Croker?

Overheal · 13-04-2011 5:05pm

fontanalis wrote: »

What with the what now? You mean we don't have small d1ck syndrome.

Ah but you do have that get d1cked defenselessly by the government syndrome.

fontanalis · 13-04-2011 5:06pm

Overheal wrote: »

Ah but you do have that get d1cked defenselessly by the government syndrome.

Save it for the tin foil room and the glen beck fan club.

RichieC · 13-04-2011 5:07pm

Overheal wrote: »

Ah but you do have that get d1cked defenselessly by the government syndrome.

That's a fking laugh coming from an american... like your poxy little handgun will defend you from your government..

fontanalis · 13-04-2011 5:12pm

RichieC wrote: »

That's a fking laugh coming from an american... like your poxy little handgun will defend you from your government..

No you see; people like that are the only thing that stands between freedom (tm) and communism.
Freud would have a field day with them.

Mark200 · 13-04-2011 5:15pm

vicwatson wrote: »

Judging by the title it's a done deal

Well it's all based on reports from sources etc. I don't doubt that it's true, but I just meant that no offical announcements have been made yet so we can't know for sure.

Overheal · 13-04-2011 5:16pm

Save it for the tin foil room and the glen beck fan club.

swing and miss

RichieC wrote: »

That's a fking laugh coming from an american... like your poxy little handdgun will defend you from your government..

Well - that, and the other tens of millions of privately owned firearms. It is after all one of the key intents of the 2nd amendment, in order to prevent any form of dictatorship from taking shape.

No you see; people like that are the only thing that stands between freedom (tm) and communism.
Freud would have a field day with them.

It would be funny but yeah thats kind of the idea, "any unarmed people are slaves, or subject to slavery at any given moment".

Cool_CM · 13-04-2011 5:16pm

He's shyte live.
Better off staying home and listening to recordings instead.

saywhatyousee · 13-04-2011 5:17pm

Great news i will be watching this from the top of the book depository :pac:

amacachi · 13-04-2011 5:17pm

Overheal wrote: »

Ah but you do have that get d1cked defenselessly by the government syndrome.

Jared Lee Loughner was right!

fontanalis · 13-04-2011 5:18pm

Mark200 wrote: »

Well it's all based on reports from sources etc. I don't doubt that it's true, but I just meant that no offical announcements have been made yet so we can't know for sure.

What's he going to do? Just turn up and say hello like David Brents celebrity appearances.

phasers · 13-04-2011 5:18pm

I'd go, but think of all the traffic. I'll just watch the highlights on youtube instead.

RichieC · 13-04-2011 5:19pm

Overheal wrote: »

Well - that, and the other tens of millions of privately owned firearms. It is after all one of the key intents of the 2nd amendment, in order to prevent any form of dictatorship from taking shape.

:pac:

more like you'll turn on each other... rednecks versus the civilised....

fontanalis · 13-04-2011 5:19pm

Overheal wrote: »

swing and miss
Well - that, and the other tens of millions of privately owned firearms. It is after all one of the key intents of the 2nd amendment, in order to prevent any form of dictatorship from taking shape.

http://todofondos.com/fondos/00/05/17b.jpg

Honest to god you're deluded.
Personally I've no issue with guns. I used to own one and hunting is a good way to get out and about but the idea that you're part of some militia and defending your country would be so funny if it weren't tragic.

Griffen262 · 13-04-2011 5:22pm

PLAN
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Chaotic_Forces · 13-04-2011 5:23pm

Bit stupid we have to pay for the right to see some guy in a park. Luckily, my sniper rifle from Quake can hit him from 400 miles, so I'm safe.

kfallon · 13-04-2011 5:24pm

So nobody knows when his visit is?

Overheal · 13-04-2011 5:24pm

fontanalis wrote: »

http://todofondos.com/fondos/00/05/17b.jpg

Honest to god you're deluded.
Personally I've no issue with guns. I used to own one and hunting is a good way to get out and about but the idea that you're part of some militia and defending your country would be so funny if it weren't tragic.

Believe whatever you want. It's a bittersweet thing for me when I read about people getting mugged in Dublin that can't defend themselves, or protests that get shrugged off because the people in charge know you've got no teeth.

RichieC · 13-04-2011 5:25pm

fontanalis wrote: »

Honest to god you're deluded.
Personally I've no issue with guns. I used to own one and hunting is a good way to get out and about but the idea that you're part of some militia and defending your country would be so funny if it weren't tragic.

So Bush, starts slashing liberties in the name of security and they're lauding him, then, Obama rides into town with a healthcare bill and the toothless simpletons are out with their guns and calling for revolution.

yea you can see how well it's working!

IngazZagni · 13-04-2011 5:25pm

Overheal wrote: »

Well - that, and the other tens of millions of privately owned firearms. It is after all one of the key intents of the 2nd amendment, in order to prevent any form of dictatorship from taking shape.

If this was 1850 you may have a point but in 2011 that comment sounds ridiculous. If a handgun in the possession of people is the only way of preventing a dictatorship then that Country has far bigger issues to sort out.

Overheal · 13-04-2011 5:26pm

IngazZagni wrote: »

If this was 1850 you may have a point but in 2011 that comment sounds ridiculous. If a handgun in the possession of people is the only way of preventing a dictatorship then that Country has far bigger issues to sort out.

Who ever said it was the only way?

RichieC wrote: »

more like you'll turn on each other... rednecks versus the civilised....

Possibly, but I'd prefer that to one side putting down the other without a hope.

So Bush, starts slashing liberties in the name of security and their lauding him, then, Obama rides into town with a healthcare bill and the toothless simpletons are out with their guns and calling for revolution.

yea you can see how well it's working!

For the most part the process has been preserved though. The government has still continued to function. Now if the president dissolved the Congress and named himself King of the Free World or something, sure.

RichieC · 13-04-2011 5:26pm

Overheal wrote: »

Believe whatever you want. It's a bittersweet thing for me when I read about people getting mugged in Dublin that can't defend themselves, or protests that get shrugged off because the people in charge know you've got no teeth.

Are you saying noones ever mugged in the states?

Oh right, they're mugged with guns!

Taco Corp · 13-04-2011 5:28pm

S.R.F.C. wrote: »

It's just you.

It's not just him.

Overheal · 13-04-2011 5:30pm

RichieC wrote: »

Are you saying noones ever mugged in the states?

Oh right, they're mugged with guns!

They're mugged/robbed with guns in Dublin too, the only difference is you're not allowed to fire back:

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2011/0411/1224294397346.html

http://info-wars.org/2009/11/10/dublin-is-gun-murder-capital-of-europe/ -ttyl

IngazZagni · 13-04-2011 5:31pm

Overheal wrote: »

Believe whatever you want. It's a bittersweet thing for me when I read about people getting mugged in Dublin that can't defend themselves, or protests that get shrugged off because the people in charge know you've got no teeth.

It's a bitersweet feeling for me each time I read a story of a gun attack in the USA. Every day it's the same story. Here's an article from 3 hours ago for example.

http://www.sacbee.com/2011/04/13/3549565/sf-teen-charged-with-murder-in.html

Investigators say the 15-year-old told them the shooting was an accident that occurred as he and Zeng were playing with the gun.

:rolleyes:

Pauleta · 13-04-2011 5:31pm

If this happens and i highly doubt it. It would be the most cringeworthy thing in the history of Ireland and we have had some seriously cringeworthy moments. I expect news in the coming weeks that Mr Obama was "desperate" to speak in Croke Park after hearing about all its history blah blah blah the usual GAA spun crap but secret service wouldnt allow it.

RichieC · 13-04-2011 5:32pm

IngazZagni wrote: »

It's a bitersweet feeling for me each time I read a story of a gun attack in the USA. Every day it's the same story. Here's an article from 3 hours ago for example.

http://www.sacbee.com/2011/04/13/3549565/sf-teen-charged-with-murder-in.html

:rolleyes:

Small price to pay for er... freedomz?

Barrack Obama To Appear In Croke Park

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