Punishment

Lando Griffin

A few weeks ago I went drinking and merry making unannounced, starting on the Friday evening after work and finishing on the Sunday night. My OH was frantically trying to ring me all weekend to see where I was but I had my phone on silent so it wouldn’t annoy me.
We had a great time, party Friday night, went into Tescos Saturday morning early and started trying on clothes drunk, played football drunk with some teenagers in the park, met a hen party and drank all the way through Sunday, before I got home Sunday night and snuck into bed before she could notice.
I was expecting hell the next but she just gave me the cold shoulder, and told me she would get me back.
Last night I invited over friends to watch Liverpool and Man city on telly.
We went into the sitting room and turned off E channel and turfed the Oh out.
When I put on the football I got the blue screen saying to pay for this channel ……
I ran out to get the phone, and my OH says "whats wrong, someone cut off Sky sports?
Says I "It was you?"
Says she "It was, remember your little adventure a few weeks back"
My friends were giggling at me and we decided to go to the pub to watch it and she warned me "go out that door and your clothes will be on the lawn when you get back"
I mean I am in my 30s and she is punishing me and embarrassing me in front of my mates.
When was the last time you have been punished unfairly?

pickarooney

Nice of her to air your clothes after you turning off E.

Sykk

tl;dr

neil_hosey

thats a deal breaker!

Big Nasty

Unfairly?

You went out for the whole weekend and your OH had no idea where you were? You could have been killed for all she knew. Some respect you have for her OP.

You're either extremely stupid to think this was 'unfair', or you're a troll.

St.Spodo

I don't think you've been unfairly punished mate. She got her revenge.

jonski

Lando Griffin wrote: »

When was the last time you have been punished unfairly?

I presume you are not suggesting you were punished unfairly ?

RachaelVO

FFS what the hell where you expecting? She'd tell you it was ok to bugger off for the entire weekend without contacting her and letting her know at the very least you were alive?

So big deal you're in your 30's, she might like a chance a pace and see you acting it. I for one would have changed the locks, its not her fault your a selfish inconsiderate arse!!!!!!!!

Degag

OP, this is perfect. Any self respecting male doesn't have Sky Sports anyway as it's an excuse to go to the pub. Ride it out and you'll be free every Super Sunday from now on!

I'm actually surprised and a little disappointed you haven't thought of it before.

hondasam

Supporting Liverpool or Man city is punishment enough for any man.

biko

You'd think that a man in his 30s with OH would have the cop on to at least pick up the phone/message to let her know he's not dead/injured.

landsleaving

Have you considered the notion that maybe you don't enjoy being in a relationship?

MagicSean

Do you have any idea how many people are reported missing because they haven't got the decency to answer a phone or tell someone they are ok? She should have just changed the locks on you.

Micky Dolenz

What's the bird you are cheating with like? worth it?

kfallon

Are you 30 or 13???

EL_Loco

pull the rip cord buddy.

TheZohanS

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A few weeks ago I went drinking and merry making unannounced, starting on the Friday evening after work and finishing on the Sunday night. My OH was frantically trying to ring me all weekend to see where I was but I had my phone on silent so it wouldn’t annoy me.
We had a great time, party Friday night, went into Tescos Saturday morning early and started trying on clothes drunk, played football drunk with some teenagers in the park, met a hen party and drank all the way through Sunday, before I got home Sunday night and snuck into bed before she could notice.
I was expecting hell the next but she just gave me the cold shoulder, and told me she would get me back.
Last night I invited over friends to watch Liverpool and Man city on telly.
We went into the sitting room and turned off E channel and turfed the Oh out.
When I put on the football I got the blue screen saying to pay for this channel ……
I ran out to get the phone, and my OH says "whats wrong, someone cut off Sky sports?
Says I "It was you?"
Says she "It was, remember your little adventure a few weeks back"
My friends were giggling at me and we decided to go to the pub to watch it and she warned me "go out that door and your clothes will be on the lawn when you get back"
I mean I am in my 30s and she is punishing me and embarrassing me in front of my mates.
When was the last time you have been punished unfairly?

1. Sounds like a great weekend
2. You got off lightly

Aoifey!

Wow OP, you're so crazy, I wish I was at mad as you :rolleyes:

PeakOutput

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A few weeks ago I went drinking and merry making unannounced, starting on the Friday evening after work and finishing on the Sunday night. My OH was frantically trying to ring me all weekend to see where I was but I had my phone on silent so it wouldn’t annoy me.
We had a great time, party Friday night, went into Tescos Saturday morning early and started trying on clothes drunk, played football drunk with some teenagers in the park, met a hen party and drank all the way through Sunday, before I got home Sunday night and snuck into bed before she could notice.

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I mean I am in my 30s

:rolleyes:

Schism

Are you looking for sympathy? You're in your 30's and you acted like an (idiotic) 18 year old. Grow up.

KittyeeTrix

Question is OP, did ya go out anyway to watch the match and more importantly who do ya support???

If it was Liverpool, good call but if it was City........................double burn:D:(

Degag

kfallon wrote: »

Are you 30 or 13???

I don't know, but it was a shíte film....

hondasam

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

What's the bird you are cheating with like? worth it?

Who said it is a bird ?

Wolfe Tone

Divorce her.



With your fist.

Twixster

Just wondering OP: how would you react if she did the exact same thing to you? (I mean the bit about going on a bender for the weekend and not contacting you)

Also: going into Tesco's drunk and trying the clothes on....I thought you were about 15 when I was reading this bit....shocked to hear your in your 30's :rolleyes:

themadchef

Fact that you survived to post the thread is testimony to her patience. I'd be setting spuds on ya by now.

KittyeeTrix

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Divorce her.



With your fist.

Jaysus:eek:

Steady on lad....

Micky Dolenz

hondasam wrote: »

Who said it is a bird ?

Always a woman, always.

hondasam

Leave the OP alone, he is just reliving his youth. The weekend was wishful thinking. let him have his fantasy.

hondasam

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Always a woman, always.

No not always, the other does happen.

pragmatic1

Bitches be trippin mane.

El Weirdo

So OP, thread going according to plan?

hondasam

El Weirdo wrote: »

So OP, thread going according to plan?

Id say he is in the kitchen making dinner.

KittyeeTrix

hondasam wrote: »

Id say he is in the kitchen making dinner.

Or else she's cancelled the internet subscription as well:D

stovelid

I was terrified you'd come home on the Friday when I was ball-deep in your mot.

Oh and get some decent beers in your place, will you?

themadchef

hondasam wrote: »

Id say he is in the kitchen making dinner.

I'd say if she took him back he's lying on the couch, beer in hand waiting for his fúcking dinner.

hondasam

fluffyorganic1 wrote: »

Or else she's cancelled the internet subscription as well:D

and confiscated his mobile for a week

hondasam

themadchef wrote: »

I'd say if she took him back he's lying on the couch, beer in hand waiting for his fúcking dinner.

he never left her, he just thought the were on a break :pac:

Degag

hondasam wrote: »

and confiscated his mobile for a week

And demoted to hand shandies for about 6 months i'd say.

hondasam

Degag wrote: »

And demoted to hand shandies for about 6 months i'd say.

A smart woman does not deprive herself.

Degag

hondasam wrote: »

A smart woman does not deprive herself.

That's why the smart woman has the rampant rabbit.;)

sheesh

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A few weeks ago I went drinking and merry making unannounced, starting on the Friday evening after work and finishing on the Sunday night. My OH was frantically trying to ring me all weekend to see where I was but I had my phone on silent so it wouldn’t annoy me.
We had a great time, party Friday night, went into Tescos Saturday morning early and started trying on clothes drunk, played football drunk with some teenagers in the park, met a hen party and drank all the way through Sunday, before I got home Sunday night and snuck into bed before she could notice.
I was expecting hell the next but she just gave me the cold shoulder, and told me she would get me back.
Last night I invited over friends to watch Liverpool and Man city on telly.
We went into the sitting room and turned off E channel and turfed the Oh out.
When I put on the football I got the blue screen saying to pay for this channel ……
I ran out to get the phone, and my OH says "whats wrong, someone cut off Sky sports?
Says I "It was you?"
Says she "It was, remember your little adventure a few weeks back"
My friends were giggling at me and we decided to go to the pub to watch it and she warned me "go out that door and your clothes will be on the lawn when you get back"
I mean I am in my 30s and she is punishing me and embarrassing me in front of my mates.
When was the last time you have been punished unfairly?

You shouldn't treat your mother like that she was probably very worried.

you are after all in your 30s it is time to move out.

hondasam

Degag wrote: »

That's why the smart woman has the rampant rabbit.;)

nothing is as good as the real thing. someone will try convince we Don't need men at all.

Lando Griffin

Sorry I couldn't reply earlier, went to go on the internet last night and she had broadband switched off. This is spiralling out of control, but I will make it up to her somehow.

MagicSean

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Sorry I couldn't reply earlier, went to go on the internet last night and she had broadband switched off. This is spiralling out of control, but I will make it up to her somehow.

She's just distracting you while she has her revenge affair.

Local-womanizer

Your OH is a legend.

Had to laugh at the sneaking into the bed before she could notice! 3 days on the piss and you not in bed them nights,I think she would notice!!!!

the_syco

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A few weeks ago I went drinking and merry making unannounced, starting on the Friday evening after work and finishing on the Sunday night. My OH was frantically trying to ring me all weekend to see where I was but I had my phone on silent so it wouldn’t annoy me.

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When was the last time you have been punished unfairly?

You act like a child, you'll get treated like a child.

hondasam

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Sorry I couldn't reply earlier, went to go on the internet last night and she had broadband switched off. This is spiralling out of control, but I will make it up to her somehow.

offer to join the pioneers and see how she reacts. she obviously does not use the internet or she would not disconnect it.

Sinfonia

hondasam wrote: »

A smart woman does not deprive herself.

Surely a smart woman does not go out with a loutish manchild either.

hondasam

Sinfonia wrote: »

Surely a smart woman does not go out with a loutish manchild either.

he could have been nice when she met him and turned into a loutish man child. I Don't believe the OP for a start, if he said he stayed out one night yes but all weekend and she did not look for him. I don't think any woman would put up with that kind of treatment.

Kadongy

You have a mother-infant dynamic, rather than a man-woman one. You need to end that relationship right now. 30+ is much too old for that kind of nonsense.