You have just won the lotto whats the first thing you would do?

the optimist

Your lotto cheque has just cleared.. ;)whats the first thing you would buy and where is the first place you would go?
Me.... next flight out to somewhere warm to talk about how we would spend it....

starbelgrade

I'd go to Centra & buy €1 million worth of scratch cards.

Jesus Wept

100 tacos for $100

KeithM89_old

Id hire 100 actors, dress them up as Nazis and head down to the old folks home. Just for a laugh like...

alwaysadub

A new car. Mine is falling apart at the seams.

up for anything

Take some cash and buy a new bed with built in storage. Then take every penny out of the bank and stash it in my new bed.

Bykobap

I'd track down facekicker, tie him/her up then employ somebody to repeatedly kick me in the face just to piss facekicker off. Winning the lotto and all.

pragmatic1

Go on the lash for a few days.

Captain Darling

Fap in excelsis.

Laika1986

Vegas

Pauleta

I would hold open auditions for people to be my new friends and family. Current friends and family will have to audition as well.

strobe

Convert the Euro to Aus dollars or Swiss Francs.

Fizman

Touch myself where I pee.

Saila

collect the cheque

Buy an A-Team van.

Super-Rush

Throw the party to end all partys. I might even invite some of you lot.

Witchie

Go to my parents house in Florida for a few months and hire a personal chef and a personal trainer and when I come back tanned and gorgeous go up to the guy I just split with and say "cant touch this" and dance away from him MC Hammer style.

the optimist

Witchie wrote: »

Go to my parents house in Florida for a few months and hire a personal chef and a personal trainer and when I come back tanned and gorgeous go up to the guy I just split with and say "cant touch this" and dance away from him MC Hammer style.

Love it. you deserve to win it so

Yakult

1. build a Swimming pool
2. Change money all into 1c coins
3. Fill Swimming pool with coins
4. ?????
5. Profit

im invisible

Tell my boss to go fu'k himself.. I wouldnt quit work tho, just tell him to **** himself

Hank_Jones

Pay the rent and bills.

longshanks

Well I didn't win the lotto but William Hague just emailed me to tell me the following...



winner winner chicken dinner ooh yeah!!


Edit: goddamn pic wont post

Obtain professional help which would allow me to get a good night's sleep.

And free me from the shackles of this Interweb Addiction.

Help zzz me !!!!!

CrazyRabbit

Buy boards.ie, but keep DeVore on the payroll so he can be my bitch.

Savage Tyrant

I'd take great pleasure in going round to many people I know with nice big cheques to help them out....and I'd take just as much pleasure in ripping up a few cheques in front of people who have pissed me off in the past. A real slowwwww tear as right in their faces as they're looking at their name on the cheque.

--LOS--

I'd go online and buy an education

TeddyTedson

I'd have a drink

Chuck Stone

Fur coat...


and fur hat.

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Dangerous Man

Find out who has my Gretsch Firebird Jet and buy it back - whatever the cost. I miss that guitar... :-(

Then, rent a huge ballroom - get the old band back together - have everyone's favourite beer etc ready to go and just rock the fuck out for hours. Good times.

Savage Tyrant

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Fur coat...


and fur hat.

Purple slacks and a diamond topped cane too?

im invisible

Coke and hookers

DOC09UNAM

I'd buy my old family house, and then knock it down.

Chuck Stone

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Purple slacks and a diamond topped cane too?

...

,.....


.......... yes but different colours.

WildWater

Sign the bloody ticket!

merlie

Put it in the bank and live off the interest

Saila

bankroll ireland for a year

Tar.Aldarion

Saila wrote: »

bankroll ireland for a year

for a few minutes maybe!


I wouldn't know what to do, go on as usual I suppose, wondering how I got a lotto ticket in the first place.

Rud

pay off any loans that need to be paid then buy a Lamborghini Countach

CoolGirl101

Emigrate.

RayM

I'd probably consider signing off the dole.

longshanks

I'd buy some organic free range food and beer, and an electric car, and some shoes and clothes made of hemp, and solar panels, some underage prostitutes and heroin, a windmill and chickens and goats, sponsor an animal shelter, rescue a few homeless folks, fill in potholes, paint fences....

vampire of kilmainham

id move to tarifa spain lovley quite spot buy a nice little appartment there and quitley soak away the time lying out on the balconey in the lovley hot sunshine smoking my pipe and sipping jd:p:D alone of course

Jesus Wept

Witchie wrote: »

Go to my parents house in Florida for a few months and hire a personal chef and a personal trainer and when I come back tanned and gorgeous go up to the guy I just split with and say "cant touch this" and dance away from him MC Hammer style.

Don't take offense but considering you wrote this, he's already won.

Dave147

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I'd take great pleasure in going round to many people I know with nice big cheques to help them out....and I'd take just as much pleasure in ripping up a few cheques in front of people who have pissed me off in the past. A real slowwwww tear as right in their faces as they're looking at their name on the cheque.

Buuuuuuuuut we don't wanna give you that!!

Ruu_Old

Buy a fur coat or a crown.

OutlawPete

Open a pole dancing club. Poles are so hot.

wandatowell

Id learn how to wood carve

pmurphy00

give my parents enough money to retire..
and enuff for them to travel the world..

that wud make me happier than anything

Jesus Wept

Ruu wrote: »

Buy a fur coat or a crown.

buy both imo.

Cú Giobach

The very first thing would be to hire some servants for my elderly parents.
Then I would buy a few hundred acres of West Cork and live in the middle of my own nature reserve.

1966

Ask the bank I work for for their best deposit rate & then lodge the money elsewhere................oh fantasy!!