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Well I'm staying the f*ck away from Somerset!!!

  • 11-04-2011 2:45pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200505/s1357179.htm
    Hospital sets deadly spider free
    British hospital staff have released one of the world's deadliest spiders on hospital grounds, after the chef it bit on the hand took it with him when seeking treatment.

    Hospital staff in Somerset released the brazilian wandering spider, deadlier than a black widow and known for its speed and aggression, after mistaking it for an everyday garden-variety arachnid.

    The spider normally lives in more tropical climes but is thought to have arrived in England in a box of bananas.

    The 13-centimetre hairy creature bit chef Matthew Stevens twice on the hand in his pub kitchen earlier this month in Bridgwater in Somerset.

    Mr Stevens, 23, photographed the spider with his mobile phone, thinking it dead after it had fallen in the freezer and been stunned by the cold.

    Just to make sure, he poured boiling water over the spider and placed it in a jar, a report in The Times newspaper said. Later he also cooked the spider in the microwave.

    But by the time Mr Stevens was taken to hospital in Somerset, dizzy and shaking and with his hand badly swollen, the spider had shaken off the ill treatment and was up and moving again, struggling to get out of the jar.

    It was taken with Mr Stevens to the hospital, and then inadvertently released.

    The photo Mr Stevens took with his mobile phone was sent to Bristol Zoo in western England, where experts identified the spider while doctors treated the cook with oxygen and a saline drip.

    He was released a day later.

    Officials at the hospital said the brazilian wandering spider was unlikely to pose a risk to public health since it "would have died very soon after being released" because of the cold.

    -AFP

    So he froze it, boiled it and nuked it and it didn't die, a bit of wind and rain will hardly do him in.

    Feck it all England is now a no go area and i have an excuse now not just that its full of english :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭jimcoolding


    Somerset is a queer place. They all have weird accents. If you've ever seen Hot Fuzz, they have the same accents as those villagers.

    Also spiders -eewwwwwwwwwwww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Here's what one these evil fvckers looks like
    http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider307/PICT0645.JPG


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭jimcoolding


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Here's what one these evil fvckers looks like
    http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider307/PICT0645.JPG
    :eek::(

    Yuck yuck yuck


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fekin hell... From Wikipedia.

    Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Hospital sets deadly spider free
    British hospital staff have released one of the world's deadliest spiders on hospital grounds, after the chef it bit on the hand took it with him when seeking treatment.
    doctors treated the cook with oxygen and a saline drip

    I am disappoint.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭LondonIrish90


    He froze it, boiled it, blasted it with radiation, and it still lives? :eek:

    Thats going to be one angry spider, no doubt with super powers, raising hell in South West England. :pac: there's a movie plot if ever I saw one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    So he froze it, boiled it and nuked it and it didn't die

    http://images.memegenerator.net/Super-fuu/File/404113/Super-fuu.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    <insert fukishima nuclear reference here>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    He microwaved it and it survived.

    And people wonder why others are afraid of spiders? Next time you're slagging off us arachnophobics, consider whether you'd be afraid of something that can be frozen, boiled and microwaved and survive.

    It's more like the T-1000 than a spider.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    He froze it, boiled it, blasted it with radiation, and it still lives? :eek:

    Was just thinking the same thing... What an absolutely badass spider!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    This story is golden :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Ewww!
    I hate spiders.
    And im gonna be checking any bananas i buy from now on too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Chuck Norris of spiders. Poor thing must be well pissed off by now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    from looking at the pic earlier - How did he make this mistake ??
    after mistaking it for an everyday garden-variety arachnid.

    Feckin thing is as big as a hand ... how can that be "everyday garden-variety"

    ALSO - like mentioned earlier .... he was treated with oxegen ....and a saline drip (salt/water)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    why didnt he just hit it with a shoe...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    How the **** could you confuse that with a garden spider????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Ewww!
    I hate spiders.
    And im gonna be checking any bananas i buy from now on too

    My sister told me she saw a large dead spider, bigger than any Irish ones, in a box of bananas in tesco. Nasty stuff.

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=dangerous-spiders-grocery-produce (warning, graphic spider images)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    FatherLen wrote: »
    why didnt he just hit it with a shoe...

    Lynx can and lighter FTW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭XcupcakeX


    I wouldn't fancy one of them crawling around my bath :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    I wonder if it's still alive? Considering the article is from May 2005...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    That is one big ass spider!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    That is one big ass-spider!
    ha sorry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    The chef has apparently been incorporated into the spiderman franchise now...

    Link


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    It's probably on a ferry at the moment heading for Ireland. someone will definitely report seeing it here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭kierank01


    FatherLen wrote: »
    why didnt he just hit it with a shoe...

    Because he wanted to show the hospital what kind of spider he had been bitten by, it could help the diagnosis/treatment.

    If he was dizzy, and had a big swolen hand, how could it be a everyday spider.

    If they thought it was an everyday spider, than that might be why they just gave him o2 and water.
    Yerra you'll be all right...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Here's what one these evil fvckers looks like
    http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider307/PICT0645.JPG
    Thanks for the image, I'll be sure to keep a look out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Trekmad wrote: »
    Thanks for the image, I'll be sure to keep a look out.

    It may be wearing a badge like this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    It may be wearing a badge like this
    That will definitely give him away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Panic over just found it in tesco.


    "http://www.youtube.com/embed/QwruG6TSrAQ"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    well at least if bitten you would have the longest shag ever & be the ultimate bedroom boner king with that priapism before you died of a slow and painful venom induced heart attack


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭recyclebin


    I somehow doubt that you can "nuke" a spider using a microwave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    SeaFields wrote: »
    Lynx can and lighter FTW

    So this spider survives freezing, boiling and nuking, you think a little fire is gonna stop this guy? you're just going to have a bad ass spider thats also on fire!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    hondasam wrote: »
    It's probably on a ferry at the moment heading for Ireland.

    And knowing us we'll probably give him loads of dole money and a free house


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    I think Glastonbury is in Somerset. Hopefully the spider survives until the festival to take out all the hippies, hipsters and most importantly, Jo Whiley.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Damn that spider is hard as nails, maybe that man will turn into Spiderman:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Here's what one these evil fvckers looks like
    http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider307/PICT0645.JPG

    hahahaha thank you so much for this pic and thank you mr laptop maker for making my screen this size, showed it to the GF and then when she was looking i used the zoom tool :)

    ah good times. No sex for me tonight though

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 797 ✭✭✭backthephilup


    You all laughed when i tried to warn you
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=71516456
    see they're here already hahahahaha:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    That story is from Sunday, May 1, 2005!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Nolanger wrote: »
    That story is from Sunday, May 1, 2005!

    But haven't you read the story???

    IT CANNOT DIE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    How the fsck did they mistake a monster like that for a common spider?!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    It's more like the T-1000 than a spider.

    He'll be back.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Im pretty sure that Spider is dead by now.... But judging by efforts to kill it, I would actually be surprised if he was still roaming and tricking people into thinking he is a everyday garden spider..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    danniemcq wrote: »
    hahahaha thank you so much for this pic and thank you mr laptop maker for making my screen this size, showed it to the GF and then when she was looking i used the zoom tool :)

    ah good times. No sex for me tonight though

    :(

    Baaaaaaaad man. You deserve to get bitten by one and get the five hour horn mentioned earlier and have no way of getting rid of it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    story dated 1st May 2005

    Update

    Spider II - The sequel
    Somerset has been gradually taken over, by the spiders imposing martial law and enslaving thousands of folk oo tork loike thaaaat

    Dorset is next


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    ollaetta wrote: »
    Baaaaaaaad man. You deserve to get bitten by one and get the five hour horn mentioned earlier and have no way of getting rid of it!!

    [cutevoice]i get a 5 hour horn when i'm near my girlfriend anyway[/cutevoice]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    This reminds me of my fruit & veg. manager in Bummes Doors. When he started as a teen, he told me how he was packing out (not in :D) some banana boxes and a spider bit him on the hand. His whole arm was swollen and was close to being amputed. This would have been in the 80's, so I'm not sure if we were any way equipped with figuring out what the feck to do with an exotic spider bite.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    danniemcq wrote: »
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200505/s1357179.htm



    So he froze it, boiled it and nuked it and it didn't die, a bit of wind and rain will hardly do him in.

    Feck it all England is now a no go area and i have an excuse now not just that its full of english :p

    That's racism. If there's an Irish version of the BNP then you're probably a member of it. Imagine the uproar on here if an Englishman said the same thing about the Irish.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    By the way, that's not the only strange creature to have been seen in Bridgwater, Somerset.

    Is it a pig? Is it a turtle? Just what is the mysterious river creature that has left a Somerset town confused and bemused?


    By Daily Mail Reporter
    6th April 2011
    Daily Mail



    It was a mysterious sighting that left the locals intrigued.

    And before long a large crowd had gathered in Bridgwater to catch a glimpse of the 'unidentified floating object' in the town's river.

    But the rumours of a rival to the Loch Ness Monster have not just caught the imagination of residents.

    The Somerset town and its mystery invader have become a sensation on internet sites and Twitter.

    article-1373764-0B7E07B200000578-867_468x286.jpg

    What could it be? The mysterious object floats down the river in the town - leaving hundreds of people speculating as to what it is and where it came from


    People across the globe are now speculating just what the creature might be - and why it managed to cause such a stir.

    Crowding on the Town Bridge, hundreds of people peered into the murky waters of the River Parrett to try to discover what the object was.

    With such a commotion going on in their town, the local paper seized the opportunity with a lead story on their website about what was happening.

    And from there the story took off.

    Locals in the town speculated that it was a dead pig or turtle, while others reckoned it was a dolphin.

    Another onlooker thought the object was a stone, while one said he believed it was a dog.

    The local newspaper website's story was soon inundated with comments asking why such a story could be headline news - and speculating as to the identity.

    One wrote: 'Believe me, it will be the most exciting thing that happens in Bridgwater for decades.'

    And Twitter users who had noticed that the story was now a trend on the site then added their own views on the story.

    Some suspected that a new breed of animal known as a 'turtle-pig', a combination of the two, could be the most likely explanation.

    article-1373764-0B7E068F00000578-16_468x332.jpgTaking a look: A large crowd gathered on Town Bridge in Bridgwater to try to discover what the unidentified object floating in the river was

    And user Matt Crivelli tweeted: 'Bridgwater, well done for reinforcing everyone's stereotypical view of Somerset...'

    The town residents shrugged off the mockery, being more concerned with what the object in their river was.

    One local, Coral Pople, told the local newspaper: 'I've been here for 45 minutes. Everyone was saying it was a turtle, but it looks more like a pig to me.'

    Andrew Coles told the paper he thought somebody had jumped into the water, and heard rumours a body was in the river.

    He said: 'I think it was a pig or cow’s head. But I heard people saying ‘look, you can see a hand!’ But I think it was just the animal’s ears flopping around.'

    A spokesperson for Avon and Somerset Police said: 'We were made aware of a large number of people looking into the river.'

    In 2009 a similar number of onlookers gathered at the bridge after a dead cow was spotted floating near the banks of the river.

    article-1373764-0B804CAD00000578-22_468x296.jpgBridgwater has become an internet sensation with news of the mysterious sighting


    dailymail.co.uk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Batsy wrote: »
    That's racism. If there's an Irish version of the BNP then you're probably a member of it. Imagine the uproar on here if an Englishman said the same thing about the Irish.

    you're new to the internet right?


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