You get a number...

andyseadog

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

Mr.Crinklewood

Did you take the pregnancy test yet?

"Hi, It's the guy/girl you met at _______. Sorry I waited so long to contact you, but I love messing with people's heads and playing to stereotypes. You won't regret giving me your number!"

KeithM89_old

Its should be one of those 'Please Call Me' network texts so you dont have to waste money..

arybvtcw0eolkf

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

"Sorry I didn't text you earlier".

And if your lucky, and she's hard up - she'll reply.

Huggles

andyseadog wrote: »

what should the first text say?

:pac:

"Well, that was great we should do it again sometime..."

I'm a c*nt who likes mind games. Stay away.

Fizman

"Hello. I have consulted with my online peers from a popular Irish bulletin board that this text is quite sufficient for our initial contact. When would you like to sit on my face"?

orourkeda

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

Any chance of a hand job.

Oranage2

"who is this, wanna f*ck again?"

Ardennes1944

just send a blank message, she wont know what to do. she'll wait for you to send another message saying "sorry i sent that by a mistake,hi babes how are you..." but it'll never come.

orourkeda

Do you mind if I piledrive your arse into the bed?

lezza

sorry i couldn text you but had my phone up my arse while having dirty kinky prostitute sex, how have you been??


p.s post it on toc

I would ride myself cos im a sexy man

Let me rub oil over your body

Dangerous Man

Ah response: Giz a fuck.

Actual response: Hi it's ___ how are you? I wanked to you last night, came in my hand and wiped it on my shirt. You dirty bitch.

Ruu_Old

hi lol, dis is me, is dat u?

Gummy Panda

Text her:

"I like to lick front to back in one big lick"

Daroxtar

Are you coming for a pint?

Wolfe Tone

Say "Hey, its x, how are you?"

If she doesnt reply within ninety seconds text again. And again. Dont give up, chicks dig determination and drive.

Wolfe Tone

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Say "Hey, its x, how are you?"

If she doesnt reply within ninety seconds text again. And again. Dont give up, chicks dig determination and drive.

And random cock pictures.

Abi

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm a c*nt who likes mind games. Stay away.

^ this

You'd be doing her a favour if you didnt bother tbh.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Text her:

"I like to lick front to back in one big lick"

^ This as a wild card

Well I got wet.

upandcumming

Hows your gowl now?

.same.

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

I've never done the group thing before but i'm willing to give it a try.

orourkeda

How's your gee love?

lezza

text her


hey how are you are you the girl i met in the krusthy camp, whats your name and address, tell me or i'll rape ya, will you be my friend on face book????

longshanks

Text her


I like ............
.............old movies
Like the godfather ........
......3.
Its not considered the best one,
But thats just me...
.......(thats just me)

FesterBeatty

''hey, you left your tampon at my house. Do you want to come over later to collect it? Its bleedin rotten.''

PK2008

Arrange a date and then cancel at the last minute is the obvious next step

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Drink a bottle of vodka, then ring her at 3am crying.

xsiborg

Ask her can you have your jocks back!

flahavaj

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

No need to text her, I'd say she's good and dead at this stage.

Aoifey!

Declare your undying love

Profiler

Text her a pic of your knob, just so she knows what she is missing out on...

Why not text that pic to all the females in your address book while you are at it, one is bound to respond in the positive.

meathstevie

orourkeda wrote: »

Do you mind if I piledrive your arse into the bed?

Heard of a lad saying that to a woman of a certain age in a pub with a right load on him, I believe it went down like a lead balloon.

TeddyTedson

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

Did I give you aids or did you give it to me?

seafood dunleavy

Hows your hole for a gallop?

TeddyTedson

DIE!

eternal

If you honestly liked the girl ,you would have sent her a text the next morning/day.
The fact that you havent , shows you have no real interest .Why wait two days ? You're not doing yourself any favours.If it were me ,I wouldnt answer .

andyseadog

eternal wrote: »

If you honestly liked the girl ,you would have sent her a text the next morning/day.
The fact that you havent , shows you have no real interest .Why wait two days ? You're not doing yourself any favours.If it were me ,I wouldnt answer .

in response to the several posts like these.

its just a question looking for humorous answers, who ever said i was really going to text anybody

im invisible

"hey whos this?, im just after noticing ur number on my fone, hope i didnt disappoint. give us a txt if u want to meet up. X"

eternal

andyseadog wrote: »

in response to the several posts like these.

its just a question looking for humorous answers, who ever said i was really going to text anybody

Hilarious ,and very well thought out .Ahem ahem

WolfForager

Ooo oo, i have an idea!

Instead of being highly predictable and over caring about waiting for the "two days", go back in time and text her the next morning/afternoon "Hey, how are you today? *insert funny thing that happened the night before here*"

If she texts back great!

If not then she's not really into you and finding out where she lives and engaging in a bit of Piss Blasting may be necessary.

the groutch

"Hey andyseadog's ma ......................"

Biggins

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

Two days have gone by and I still haven't got over the joy of meeting you. Would you like to share moments again with this encouraging heart?

Micky Dolenz

Biggins wrote: »

Two days have gone by and I still haven't got over the joy of meeting you. Would you like to share moments again with this encouraging heart?

Things a serial killer would say?

Biggins

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Things a serial killer would say?

Shush, your giving my stalking tactics away! :pac:

Guill

Text the following:

'Met this great girl the other night, really want to meet her again'

Then a minute later text her:

'Sh*t, i was not meant to send that to you!, i'm really embarrased!'

Or.....

Ring her and Breathe heavily down the line until she realises she wants you.

andyseadog

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

That's stupid

biko

andyseadog wrote: »

its just a question looking for humorous answers, who ever said i was really going to text anybody

Right.

AllYourBass

ANSWER B ANDYSEADOG

WoollyRedHat

andyseadog wrote: »

they gave you their number...

you've waited the 2 days, to leave them hanging, as you do.

what should the first text say?

:pac:

Say you were helping poor people and there was no reception there..