Irreligious countries and ****.

liamw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion

So obviously ex-soviet countries are free from religion, for obvious reasons. Where do you think Ireland will rank?? After the next census.

I think it will be 50% religious, if that.

What you think?
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liamw

Delete this thread

strobe

liamw wrote: »

Delete this thread

LOL. Jesus fukking plate spinning Christ. You are as bad as me Liam. It's totally morning like...

AhSureTisGrand

What's going on?

sponsoredwalk

Ah man this is now my favourite thread on boards

CiaranMT

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liamw

strobe, you about?

Turtwig

liamw wrote: »

strobe, you about?

Strobe sent me a text to reply to ya, but unfortunately I only spotted it now.

strobe

liamw wrote: »

strobe, you about?

Reply 23 hours late. Don't give a sh1t. (you will have to envisage the meme template. {Some frog or lion or a bear or some crap})

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChkIImXr3x0

Turtwig

strobe wrote: »

Reply 23 hours late. Don't give a sh1t. (you will have to envisage the meme template)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChkIImXr3x0

Ahh now strobe it's not the end of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

I don't actually like this song.:D

strobe

Malty_T wrote: »

Ahh now strobe it's not the end of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

I don't actually like this song.:D

In a vague attempt to draw the thread back towards the ethos (see what I did there?) of the forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo

that is an amazing song Malty. Boo urns

liamw

On topic to the thread AND keeping in line with the flow...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7qaSxuZUg

strobe

Liam? How's it?

liamw

Hey strobe, not too bad. Pretty crazy night; hate dick-teases.

Quick update on the week gone by. This week we've been mostly heard **** from dead man and bouledavier. Dead man is on a roll. Let's see if he continues to remain in ignorance and shut off his brain for another week. Later.

Oh and FYI, Brown Bomber hates Jews but tries unsucessfully to hide the fact that he has an anti-Jew agenda. It's pretty funny if you want to tune in.

strobe

Thanks for the low down man. You left out the fact that Jakkass shocked the nation by revealing he thinks the apostles wouldn't have risked death if Jesus didn't really come back to life.

But that's why we are a good team. We tie up all the loose ends.

Till next time.

philologos

strobe wrote: »

Thanks for the low down man. You left out the fact that Jakkass shocked the nation by revealing he thinks the apostles wouldn't have risked death if Jesus didn't really come back to life.

But that's why we are a good team. We tie up all the loose ends.

Till next time.

I didn't say that in that thread, but meh, there's only so much tellin' that can be done :pac:

Bottle_of_Smoke

F*ck me we're embarrassingly low on that list. Hope people were honest on the census

chin_grin

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Beruthiel

Is there a full moon at the moment?

Dades

Beruthiel wrote: »

Is there a full moon at the moment?

Maybe - I was afraid this thread referred to some internet meme I'm not young or hip enough to understand. :pac:

liamw

Rules of this thread
You can only post here while drunk or high. Thanks.

Turtwig

liamw wrote: »

Rules of this thread
You can only post here while drunk or high. Thanks.

But you just broke the rules!!! OMG!!

liamw

Malty_T wrote: »

But you just broke the rules!!! OMG!!

Well now I ain't breaking the rules!!! ahhhh (btw it took me so many backspaces to make this readable)

Turtwig

liamw wrote: »

Well now I ain't breaking the rules!!! ahhhh (btw it took me so many backspaces to make this readable)

Ooops I just broke em...:p

strobe

liamw wrote: »

Rules of this thread
You can only post here while drunk or high. Thanks.

:eek:

I thought this was the thread for posting posts where the time started with a 0.

You set me up McGarnagle!!!!!

So, here is the thing. These people, Skep and Jakkass and PDN and co, they actually believe that stuff.

No, I know what you are thinking {they can't possibly},, but they do. Really!

They are not just pretending to believe in magic to give us something to talk about. They actually believe magic is real and there is this guy that has all the magic, all the magic, and he is mad for setting fire to you 'cause you don't believe he is magic.

Seriously! I'm not even messing. They really believe that. I'm telling ye.


They are a good bunch of lads. Nice guys, I think we will all agree. I think we will all agree there? But they believe there is a magic guy that will do magic to you any second now. ANY...SECOND...NOW!

Anyways, if anyone out there wants to magic me up an F-22. Well, that would be just swell. In fact, if an F-22 appears in front of my door tomorrow I will totally convert the world to Christianity.

Give me two weeks and one magic F-22 Raptor and I guarantee I will convert two hundred and sixty four people to Christianity by Friday week.

I'm not even joking, I'll totally do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgqt3eozO0

...and the song they should have used...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

liamw

strobe wrote: »

No, I know what you are thinking {they can't possibly},, but they do. Really!

They are not just pretending to believe in magic to give us something to talk about. They actually believe magic is real and there is this guy that has all the magic, all the magic, and he is mad for setting fire to you 'cause you don't believe he is magic.

Seriously! I'm not even messing. They really believe that. I'm telling ye.

I know dude. I swear from the moment I joined this forum I was baffled by the fact that intelligent people could actually believe the horse**** that is religion. I still don't fully get it. It's really bizarre!

liamw

No rapture strobe... and nobody even seemed surprised. What is the world coming to when we can't even trust the bible! shocking

strobe

liamw wrote: »

No rapture strobe... and nobody even seemed surprised. What is the world coming to when we can't even trust the bible! shocking

They tried to Rapture me man. Half way through the process the HHS (that's not humbucker, humbucker, single coil, surprisingly enough, it stands for Heaven Health and Safety) showed up and said my blood was too flammable and so I would have to remain on the ground until I was fit for salvation.

I said "yeah, no problem, pick me up in about an hour, I'll be hot to rock", but while I was waiting for them to come back I noticed a crossroads in the distance. Long story short, I challenged the Devil to a fiddle contest, He wamped me.

Then I tempted Him into going double or nothing on a blues guitar battle. Obviously I won, what with being the greatest blues guitarist that has ever lived and all, so I now own Satan's soul.

Next thing I know the RCC (that's Rapture Conveyance Crew, not Roman Catholic Church, of course) show up to whisk me off to Heaven and their back door fraud system picks up that I am in possession of one Devil soul. Before I can explain about the whole fiddle/guitar thing they cancel my inter-dimensional passport. Space cops huh? And this is what our metaphysical taxes pay for? Bloody typical...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6uADPVzXFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd60nI4sa9A

Zillah

liamw wrote: »

(btw it took me so many backspaces to make this readable)

Exactly. When I'm drunk my posts are identical to my regular posts, it just takes five times as long to type them.

Mark200

K I think anywhere between 30 and 80 percent. The bible told me that'd be the result. So if that is the result then the bible is obv true. Agreed? Good.

liamw

Not much to say except... materialist evolution conspiracy... bla bla bla bla bla.. magic man created the word in 6 days a few thousand years ago.. the speed of light has slowed down LOL

strobe

'Sup Liamo.

Second page? Thread goes in, thread goes out. You can't explain that.

Edit: Fool that I am, I forgot to apply a youtube video.

I will rectify that thusly... (I fukking love doing things thusly)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGR4SFOimlk

heh heh heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9de6jeOevi8

and again for some inexplicable reason... {they are the best kinds of reasons...let's be honest}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0_2Z3pPNM8

The Mad Hatter

Looking for this, strobe?

strobe

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Looking for this, strobe?

Ahh yes, yes I was. Go raibh míle maith agat. (you will have to envisage the fadas. It's fun to envisage things. True...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ELm0ClHTY

Weezer did a good song... Who knew?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABtvf252Pq8

Also suddenly, Sublime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5ogOH82Aw

There is a theme if you look closely... I fukking love themes.

sponsoredwalk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGuFn0RPgaE

I think this expresses everything I want & n:cool:e:pe:eek:d to say right now.

Turtwig

Anyone...Anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0

strobe

Freedom of speech motherfukker! (This means you!)

I got no strings,
To hold me down.
To make me fret,
Or make me frown.
I had strings,
But now I'm free.
There are no strings on me (heh!)

I got no strings,
So I have fun.
I'm not tied up to anyone.
They've got strings,
But you can see.
There are no strings on me (hehheheheh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCYbZZTEwiM

strobe

Malty_T wrote: »

Anyone...Anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0

Good song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtCAhb5QGSo

I'm such a bad influence. That's the best kind of influence to be. Let's be honest. It just is. There was this girl this one time and there was an incident, and she just looked at me, so I recognised that, and I said "What's with the look?" and she said "You are a hard person to be friends with Strobe"... What the fukk is that about? What a thing to lay on someone, ye know? But Jekyll and Hyde aside (that rhymes and you know it rhymes, admit it!) it's better to take the blue pill? Jesus, imagine reading this for the first time tomorrow morning. A Freudian would have a field day.

I can't even believe this thread exists. But you can't empirically prove it doesn't. Therefore god and sh1t. (I'm the worlds greatest apologist, it's just that easy).

Turtwig

This one is for you strobe bro!:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQAXnJaaepU

Turtwig

Inkeeping with tradition, another tune to Strobey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v34hQQz7GvY

strobe

Malty_T wrote: »

Inkeeping with tradition, another tune to Strobey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v34hQQz7GvY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5RYeMGXw58

CiaranMT

What is this thread?

Turtwig

CiaranMT wrote: »

What is this thread?

DO NOT QUESTION THE THREAD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pmXLjtSEHQ

strobe

CiaranMT wrote: »

What is this thread?

I think there are three possible explanations Ciaran:

1. It acts in a way that is similar in function to a lint trap in a washing machine. It captures all the stray lint posts that would otherwise be deposited on the clothes threads.

2. Both of the Mods have children and are maintaining the thread for posterity sake to show to their children to scare them straight.

3. Prophet?

**Bonus option** 4. For the craic.

[edit] Song! {*Amendem}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHQPnBROUo

Turtwig

I disagree thoroughly Strobe.

This is the thread that one goes to share their epiphanies while their mind is experiencing a whole new level of wisdom,clarity and understanding.

strobe

Malty_T wrote: »

I disagree thoroughly Strobe.

This is the thread that one goes to share their epiphanies while their mind is experiencing a whole new level of wisdom,clarity and understanding.

I couldn't have put it better myself.

(well obviously I could if I wanted 'cause I'm brilliant. But that would just be showing off).

Turtwig

strobe wrote: »

I couldn't have put it better myself.

I disagree thoroughly here also.

bleg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Importance_of_religion_by_country

Turtwig

Wtf is that shizz bleg?

OI Strobe you awake!? You better be awake and philosophical!:mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0kGAz6HYM8

Turtwig

Ahh feck sake, you there or not?:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoQvhzeeCY

This is our dream mate.:D

strobe

Whoa, Malty, sorry for leaving you hanging there man.

Just for a split second there I thought life wasn't a game and that threw me a little. Went to work and sh1t, midweek and all, madness says I!

But it's cool, We Bros. (I'm not adopting American college slang as a matter of form. I just am struggling to come up with a better link to this song. But still...this song. Ohh yes, I think so, yes yes.)

"WE BROS/////(This ships set sail/ sail on you and me/ This ships set sail/ I just wanted to be free/ So maybe we will fail/ fail to not see/ maybe we will fail/ but at least we will be free)//// You stand so holy/ nah don’t sit down/ join the feet all marching/ across the ground/ This place so lonely/ but nah don’t settle down/ just hear the beat drown over/ all this lonesome sound/ It’s a sad song that makes a man put/ money before life/ a sad song that puts a man for sale/ A sad song that make a man put/ money before life/ how many asses are you gonna have to sell/ We were born as animals/ we were born as animals and we bros/ But you/ put suits on animals/ you try to put suits on animals but we bros/ we bros you lost man/ we bros so long/ put away your guns man/ and sing this song/ And I said the mountain wont go falling/ if your still willing to climb/ but when the mountain goes falling/ true riches you will find/ Nah we/ were born as animals/ born as animals and we bros/ But you/ put suits on animals/ you try to put suits on animals but we bros/ We bros you lost man!/ We bros so long!/ Put away your guns man!/ And sing this song! (We Bros / We Bros!)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HGgni1nGGY

Yes yes.

Put away your guns man, and sing this song.