What do you do after sex

FesterBeatty

Once you've blown your load do you have any routines where you would lie there talking to her, after you wipe her chin of course, or do you get up out of bed, have a shower/get some food or whatever?

I usually just pay them and walk away.

whiteonion

I smoke a cigarette in bed.

old hippy

This girl I liked, well, the next day I took her to see the Twin Peaks film and it was dire and we never saw each other again. Curse you, David Lynch

Latchy

I press rewind on the camcorder then I take notes ...

mawk

Sleep.
Regardless.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

How come no one's said either "Fap" or "Your Ma" yet?

Nevermind_

ask them their name and bring them to the station... (I'm a cop in Mayo)

Conor Bourke

This

joshrogan

apologise

wolf moon

well i happen to get my mobile and have a sneaky look on boards.ie

Nevermind_

clear my internet history

backthephilup

Talk about how Alice in Chains new album is going to be their best yet...its not actually been that long it just feels like it sometimes
crywank=winning

El Horseboxo

I tend to piss everywhere other than the toilet bowl.

Snickers Man

Tell all my mates about it, of course.

(If only we'd had Twitter when I was young and loose of foot, not to mention of lip)

FesterBeatty

Sometimes I cry and hope my uncle doesnt do it again

pebbles21

I usually say "now lets not turn this rape scene into a murder scene,theres a good girl"!

Let the air out!

Nevermind_

release her back into the field you found her in before the farmer arrives
:eek:

AlkalineAcid

I sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Son Of A Vidic

OP - myself and your mum usually have a shower together.

Einhard

Pay the bill.

Biggins

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

How come no one's said either "Fap" or "Your Ma" yet?

Too obvious and easy.

...Just like Your Ma!

Craebear

Hide the body.

hondasam

Have more sex !

My name is URL

Wake up in a sticky mess

jimthemental

Go back to the staffroom...........now that's AH

minikin

Tattoo my initials on her asscheek before the Rohypnol wears off.

gonedrinking

I mumble that I usually last longer than that

SparkyTech

Have a cuppa and a kit kat

pragmatic1

Continue with the drinking.

orourkeda

Fall asleep

Table Top Joe

Best thread here,cant see it lasting much longer round here though



Personally i like to haggle on the price.....not like she can take it back!

orourkeda

Let a ripping fart

cute_cow

orourkeda wrote: »

Let a ripping fart

Aahh nothing like the relaxtion farts after sex. that and sleeping, til he wakes me up for more

orourkeda

cute_cow wrote: »

Aahh nothing like the relaxtion farts after sex. that and sleeping, til he wakes me up for more

Definitely one of the fringe benefits.

wal100

Find the Key for the Handcuffs

WindSock

I can only post on boards after sex.

Caireann

I go back to running italy

Pauleta

Listen to Celine Dion

wolf moon

FesterBeatty wrote: »

Once you've blown your load..after you wipe her chin of course

Pauleta wrote: »

Listen to Celine Dion

that's a bit of a girly nickname pauleta...?

Caireann

Pauleta wrote: »

Listen to Celine Dion

And daniel o donnell

scum01

Turn to her and say "I win!", roll over and sleep like a boss!

stupidusername

Real answer: Sleep. takes so much outta me.

AH answer: slap him in the face.

BickNarry

High five. Best routine ever.

kieran26

Well, when i finish crying i usually just huddle up in a corner wrapped in a blanket and throw shoes at the girl until she leaves!

cosanostra

Wake her up

mlumley

Go home to the wife, reluctantly.

smk89

Swing my scarf and say "And that's the end of that chapter."

CrazyRabbit

Wait 5 minutes & start again. Then wait an hour and start again.

Then I take your ma to her game of bingo.

Thrill

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

How come no one's said either "Fap" or "Your Ma" yet?

Things I did last night.

Tilt Gone

Argue with her over whose going to do the walk of shame to get the toilet role to clean up the sticky mess on her back! Yes, I practice the pulling out method with reasonable success.

Gross AH response...... put the nappy back on....(I'll get my coat)