Desert Island Boardsies

Coriolanus

So. All of Boards happens to be on a cruise liner together. And we hit an iceberg. You have one lifeboat under your control. There's a tropical island in the distance. Who do you let a roar at to get aboard to make your stay on the aforementioned island more amusing/comfortable/surviveable.

I'd grab Makikomi for one. In case there's polar bears and they need to be wrestled to death.
I was originally going to take Biggins, as a sort of island voice of wisdom but he's taken a homicidal turn in another thread so that idea might backfire. :pac:
Starbelgrade, cause he can cook. Poor Craythur because she can't. I figure if they take turns, then Stars cooking will seem even better.

I'm open to suggestions. (It might save your life someday :P )

Penn

To be honest, I wouldn't trust any of you not to throw me over the side of the life raft to give yourself more space.

hondasam

only the people in the lifeboat survive

how many can you pick

Coriolanus

Barrington wrote: »

To be honest, I wouldn't trust any of you not to throw me over the side of the life raft to give yourself more space.

Well, you are the mod of CP, such paranoia is fitting.

hondasam wrote: »

only the people in the lifeboat survive

how many can you pick

Yeah, for the purposes of this, only the people in the lifeboat get to the island. And I dunno, liferafts can hold about 20 I'd guess? So a good few!

141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »

What?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/12/antarctic-iceberg-floating-macquarie-island
http://blogasarea.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/macquarie_island1.jpg

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Wellallhavetea for the blowjobs obviously

Star for the cooking is a good one

Mak for being a double hard mofo, he could huntdown and skin a wild boar with a toothpick

Dudess for the cork accent and she loves cunnilingus

Nevore to oblige with the cunnilingus

SOTS to see if he is for real

Yer wan Twee for being kinda hot

And Biggins to call on ome sort of covert sub-government agency to get us out of there

Poor Craythur

Even though I've been mentioned, I FÚCKING HATE LICK ARSE THREADS!!!!

Sorry OP.

hondasam

I don't like having to pick and choose people. can the lifeboat not come back and rescue everyone. we can have a party on the tropical island.

Badgermonkey

Hope this thread runs aground.

Circle jerk.

El Weirdo

In before the Dr. B lock.

These fucking circle jerk threads get on my fucking tits.

Chaotic_Forces

Whoever is the biggest and fattest, I'd like to be able to eat for a few months.

Coriolanus

Wasn't thinking of it as a circle jerk. Thought it was an interesting idea. /cries

For Forks Sake

Can someone please take this thread outside and have it shot.

Poor Craythur

OP will never pick me for teams again after my Judas-like behaviour.

W.Shakes-Beer

I don't really mind. Circle fap thread apparently.

Maybe FlutteringBantam to keep me amused with his euphemisms relating to our certain death.

Poor Craythur

Nevore wrote: »

Wasn't thinking of it as a circle jerk. Thought it was an interesting idea. /cries

Aw, I know. But these threads tend to be seen as a bit cliquey and no-one outside of that really gives a crap.

Coriolanus

We should be able to lock our own threads. If only to help prevent a lynching. :pac:

Poor Craythur

Nevore wrote: »

We should be able to lock our own threads. If only to help prevent a lynching. :pac:

*hugs*

Oh_Noes

Would have a look in the health and fitness forum first, then find whoever is in the earliest stages of some half-baked weight loss diet. And some salt for seasoning.

we'llallhavetea_old

i'm bringin mcgurk with me, go down on him, bite off his cock, watch him bleed out while sobbing with guilt and grief. then i'd aaaate him.

fonecrusher1

Arse Snorkel Island. Lovely place. Fierce smell of sh!t off the place though.

hondasam

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Aw, I know. But these threads tend to be seen as a bit cliquey and no-one outside of that really gives a crap.

AH is cliquey.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

never heard of circle jerking before boards

who gives a f*ck, it's only a giggle, desert island records is a common question, what's wrong with desert island boardsies

no one has to read

Anyway, I'd pick all the mods cos I think they're all great

hondasam

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i'm bringin mcgurk with me, go down on him, bite off his cock, watch him bleed out while sobbing with guilt and grief. then i'd aaaate him.

you are evil

we'llallhavetea_old

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Aw, I know. But these threads tend to be seen as a bit cliquey and no-one outside of that really gives a crap.

yeah they do, thats why they complain

Coriolanus

Dunno, I wasn't thinking of it in a cliquey sense. I thought my choices made actual sense. :P

Anyway... unsubbing. Enjoy the thread fúckers. :pac:

hondasam

Rex Screeching Tanner wrote: »

never heard of circle jerking before boards

who gives a f*ck, it's only a giggle, desert island records is a common question, what's wrong with desert island boardsies

no one has to read

Anyway, I'd pick all the mods cos I think they're all great

Lick

we'llallhavetea_old

hondasam wrote: »

you are evil

naw i just have the munchies

celtictiger32

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i'm bringin mcgurk with me, go down on him, bite off his cock, watch him bleed out while sobbing with guilt and grief. then i'd aaaate him.

:eek: i actually crossed my legs when i was reading that

Oranage2

I'd take hondasam but with out the Sam part, that way i can rally a car around an island so is that i wont be too bored!!!

Starbelgrade seems kinda funny, atleast he could mildly amuse me -
Any hot girl - useless as they are they do look pretty -
Keithm89 - seems decent enough
Fonecrusher - if any one looks for thanks he'd set them straight immediately!!
Bluewolf/dudess - probably the same person as they always try tear my posts apart tryna find inaccuracies - this way i could have a healthy nemisis
Mickeydolanz - or what ever that mods name is - I chose him cause naming a mod gets u thanks

starbelgrade

Desert Island Beers anybody?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

hondasam wrote: »

Lick

lick her please

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i'm bringin mcgurk with me, go down on him, bite off his cock, watch him bleed out while sobbing with guilt and grief. then i'd aaaate him.

I dunno whats wrong with me today, when you said that i pictured my nob on a ham slicer getting strips sliced off it and you eating them

Actually I know exactly whats wrong with me

we'llallhavetea_old

celtictiger32 wrote: »

:eek: i actually crossed my legs when i was reading that

really? mine fell open and trembled while i wrote it.

hondasam

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'd take hondasam but with out the Sam part, that way i can rally a car around an island so is that i wont be too bored!!!

Starbelgrade seems kinda funny, atleast he could mildly amuse me -
Any hot girl - useless as they are they do look pretty -
Keithm89 - seems decent enough
Fonecrusher - if any one looks for thanks he'd set them straight immediately!!
Bluewolf/dudess - probably the same person as they always try tear my posts apart tryna find inaccuracies - this way i could have a healthy nemisis
Mickeydolanz - or what ever that mods name is - I chose him cause naming a mod gets u thanks

No sam No honda ! No one drives my car but me !

starbelgrade

Rex Screeching Tanner wrote: »

when you said that i pictured my nob on a ham slicer getting strips sliced off it and you eating them

I pictured more along the lines of a Kabanos sausage slicer.

KeithM89_old

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'd take hondasam but with out the Sam part, that way i can rally a car around an island so is that i wont be too bored!!!

Starbelgrade seems kinda funny, atleast he could mildly amuse me -
Any hot girl - useless as they are they do look pretty -
KeithM89 - seems decent enough
Fonecrusher - if any one looks for thanks he'd set them straight immediately!!
Bluewolf/dudess - probably the same person as they always try tear my posts apart tryna find inaccuracies - this way i could have a healthy nemisis
Mickeydolanz - or what ever that mods name is - I chose him cause naming a mod gets u thanks

Thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me *sniff*

Chaotic_Forces

So from "who would you take to an island" to "biting cocks off and eating them"?

dlofnep

I'd bring Makikomi so I'd have someone to spar judo with.. And Dudess, so I'd have a pair of boobs to poke.

Chaotic_Forces

dlofnep wrote: »

I'd bring Makikomi so I'd have someone to spar judo with.. And Dudess, so I'd have a pair of boobs to poke.

Haven't you got that the wrong way around?

Captain Darling

<_<

>_>

Nothing to see here.

Continue licking each others holes.

hondasam

Captain Darling wrote: »

<_<

>_>

Nothing to see here.

Continue licking each others holes.

we need to get to know each other a bit better before we get to the licking stage.

Chaotic_Forces

hondasam wrote: »

we need to get to know each other a bit better before we get to the licking stage.

Really? I thought it was the annual "act like a dog day" today.

Latchy

Looking through that list I'm jumping over the side

Ultimate sacrifice to make room for fellow man and all that ....:cool:



Here ,far ,werever you are I know that my heart will go on and on ..sniff

My name is URL

I dunno.. which one of you is inflatable?

hondasam

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Really? I thought it was the annual "act like a dog day" today.

doggie style day !

epgc3fyqirnbsx

My name is URL wrote: »

I dunno.. which one of you is inflatable?

Well why don't you blow in my nozzl..... ah f*ck it, nevermind

Chaotic_Forces

hondasam wrote: »

doggie style day !

So that's why we want only the best on the raft.

hondasam

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

So that's why we want only the best on the raft.

you just need a good teacher and a willing student

Chaotic_Forces

hondasam wrote: »

you just need a good teacher and a willing student a drugged person

I fixed it for you.

admiralofthefleet

if its anything naval i have to be there

Latchy

Iceberg ahe..........to late



just as well I jumped ship :mad:

starbelgrade

How the fuck did I end up in the Cuckoo's Nest? :eek: