FAY-GO

Storminateacup

Have you decided what Easter Egg youre going to get me, baby?

Sunnyisland

Fried egg everyday keeps the doctor nearer.

Storminateacup

Deep fried chocolate - sounds good!! Fantastic idea, fo' realsies.

uch

Boiled Eggs in batter,,,,,,,,Yum

SparkyTech

Pie
Easter PIe

EASTERE EGGGE

Fago!

Storminateacup wrote: »

Have you decided what Easter Egg youre going to get me, baby?

Yes babezzzzzz. I have. But I can't tell you until easter.

You gunna get me one?

Storminateacup wrote: »

Deep fried chocolate - sounds good!! Fantastic idea, fo' realsies.

Jesus christ! I LOVE DEEP FRIED CHOCOLATE! My old chipper used to do battered Mars bars. MMMMMMMMM NOM!

Storminateacup

I got you two, honey. Rawr.

Storminateacup

I loved deep fried icecream! I dont think you can get it in ireland tho Ive never seen it, and for that - Im kind of glad because, otherwise I would be very fat

sNarah

I made you and the baby some cute little chickies. With pink buttons in their yellow plushy feathers. In a woven golden basket. ♥

Storminateacup

sNarah - I love you a little right now!!

The chickies are wearing PINK! How cute!!

Storminateacup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw



LOL!


Omg that video is so funny lol!

Fago!

What present should i get your baby?

Storminateacup

Something pink!

Even though I'm pretty certain its gonna be a boy. TEN WEEKS LEFT GUYS!

Fago!

I'll get him a polaroid of my vagina. They're somewhat pink...... so I'm told >_>

Fago!

Will you name him fago! please? even if it's a girl.

Storminateacup

Hahaha! It'll be its middle name, and its confirmation name!

Im so stuck on boys names. The only boys name I've got that we can both agree on is Sean.

Sean Fago. Lol, i like!

Fago!

Storminateacup wrote: »

Hahaha! It'll be its middle name, and its confirmation name!

Im so stuck on boys names. The only boys name I've got that we can both agree on is Sean.

Sean Fago. Lol, i like!

Name him either my name "Stephen" or "Joe Kerr"

Storminateacup

But I used to go out with a guy called stephen. He was a DOUCHEBAG!

Storminateacup

Fago, will you let me wax your bikini line?

Fago!

Yes

Storminateacup

Oh boys, I am wrote off. We have 97 hours of commercial salon experience to have in tomorrow. Which means - 8 clients, treated for 3 hrs 4 times.

Up pretty much all sunday night. College all day monday.
Up almost all monday night, got maybe 2 or 3 hours sleep.
College from 9 am - 10:15 pm, and a 40 min drive home.
Up last night til 1:30ish. Up this am at 7. College from 9am until 10:30 tonight. Home about 10 mins. Have 20 treatment plans to write up and 21 diet and exercise, homecare, aftercare and future recommendations to write out.

So, Il be up til all hours tomorrow now, because I suck at life.

I have iron levels that are abnormally low and an underactive thyroid - both of which make me need more sleep than everyone else, in the first place.

I never get stressed about college/school. Never ever ever. If anyone even remembers me back here in the days of the leaving cert, i treated it like a big joke.

Now - here i am, wrote off to bits, looking like a tyrant, with black bags under my eyes to rival a terrorists. Who would ever want someone looking like **** to be their beauty therapist? Nobody.

Storminateacup

Ps fago -

Forget bikini waxing. I need a model on sunday for advanced waxing. Hollywood baby! You game, bbz?!

Sarky

Storminateacup wrote: »

Who would ever want someone looking like **** to be their beauty therapist?

Terrorists?

Storminateacup

The guy that did my last tattoo told me his girlfriend was a beauty therapist, but worked in dublin, and apparently those muslim women do come in to get the advanced waxing done a lot, but dont want to ..uh, position themselves, in a way that makes such a procedure possible.

Bitches be crazy.

KnifeWRENCH

Don't tell Fay to go. Leave Fay alone, you big meanie.

COME BACK FAY!

Fago!

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Don't tell Fay to go. Leave Fay alone, you big meanie.

COME BACK FAY!

Fay is a tramp anyways.!

sNarah

Fay is hawt.

Storminateacup

The awkward moment when you yell "SLUT!" and every girl turns around.


haha

Fago!

sNarah wrote: »

Fay is hawt.

she's still a tramp! A hawt tramp!

Storminateacup wrote: »

Ps fago -

Forget bikini waxing. I need a model on sunday for advanced waxing. Hollywood baby! You game, bbz?!

Sure thing toots

Storminateacup

write me a long pm informing me of how great youre doing at life rite now. i need something fun to read given that ill be up the entire night, make sure its funny. oh, and you can pm me my easter egg too. its ok that its late, like. :mad:

Storminateacup

I am running on empty - no doubt.
Did a SERIOUS set of gel nails on my brothers girlfriend earlier though. They're pointed. Took two and a half hours to do them but seriously my proudest nails to date.

I have completely gone off my food too, which is probably a good thing because sh,its getting a little tight in the size ten department and i will legit fling myself in front of a train if i reach propostrous proportions in the clothes department.

Gonna just start with the complan and fruit, so as le baba is getting nutrients and I am not getting fat.

Just need college to FUC,K OFF already.

sNarah

No.

Fago!

Yeah!! :mad:

..............wait.....wut?

sNarah

No!!!! :mad:

Storminateacup

OMG - reading a post from a username with my town in her location and 88 (my DOB year) in her name .. i realise, i have to know who she is?? so i go, creeping thru her posts, and shes my next door neighbour. I know, because she works in radio. And shes full of sh.it.

OMG i know a boardsie. She lives beside me. I feeel so dirty.

Fago!

Storminateacup wrote: »

OMG - reading a post from a username with my town in her location and 88 (my DOB year) in her name .. i realise, i have to know who she is?? so i go, creeping thru her posts, and shes my next door neighbour. I know, because she works in radio. And shes full of sh.it.

OMG i know a boardsie. She lives beside me. I feeel so dirty.

PM me the details chick. I wanna know who she is.

Storminateacup

oh-tayyyy. pm GUNBSENT



oh and so much for my diet.

i just had 3 spoonfuls of ben and jerrys, and porridge with sweetcorn and soy sauce.

Storminateacup

goin to bed now hun, forgot to put that in msg and too tired to go send another one.
ima listen to that link tomo and will let you kno what i think, ha.
nite nite!!! x

sNarah

Muahaha I'm confusing the counting people!

I freaking love myself.

Sarky

It's addictive, isn't it? Not very hard, but addictive.

sNarah

More fun than stealing candy from the little ones!! I think it worked, I'm hoping for a total of 20.000 to be missed - hopping from 213.000 to 231.000...surely there must be a few dyslextic folks in there...

Sarky

There are plenty of times where they managed to muck it up by themselves, but still blamed me. I rarely go near it, for fear of catching the brain worms. That's a real thing you can catch, you know.

sNarah

Yuk, they sound nasty! What do they do?

sNarah

Oh my, I see the brain worms have made it in there. My 20.000 plan failed but it did make them skip 100, so mission successful!

Storminateacup

I have just ruined my life
My tutor demonstrated the spray tan application on me today. In front of a heap of people I didnt know. Butt naked, except for a disposable thong. I feel so violated. And my tan SUCKS because i was so mortified, i grabbed the robe before i was even dry so i have a big streak just over my boobs. And of course a tan line where the thong string was.

I hate my life.
I think Ill go wreck havoc with numbers to cheer myself up

Fago!

Sarky wrote: »

There are plenty of times where they managed to muck it up by themselves, but still blamed me. I rarely go near it, for fear of catching the brain worms. That's a real thing you can catch, you know.

WHAT!?!?!?!? I...don't wanna catch brain worms

sarkyidontwannagetbrainwormsprotectmeplseasei'lldoanything!

sNarah

...even the toilet wicker thing!!!???...