What would you take to your 2012 bunker.

tonysea

Lets pretend for a moment that the prophets of doom are spot on with this garbage and the earth as we know it is a doom burdened sphere of misery.:D
Lets also pretent that we all have bunkers to dwell in that will save our hides from whatever catastrophic disaster is in the post. So, what would you bring to your bunker that you think will be vital to the rebirth of the human race?

heres my list to start.

200 pack of johnnie blue.
"The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins (the book of Eli)
My tool box.
The ingredients for Heineken.
An internal combustion engine.
Anti-biotics, paracetymol and the likes.
A frying pan.
Duct tape.
WD40.
American crew hair gel.
And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks.

grizzly

Women :pac:

giggsy664

Yore Ma



:pac:

Sykk

Coke and hookers

tonysea

grizzly wrote: »

Women :pac:

forgot to mention, one would be attached to said frying pan.

JOKE! dont hate me.

Lone Stone

women and lube

TeddyTedson

coke and hookers...
and a reusable condom.
leather pants.
A geetaar.

A gun and bullets.

A sword.

chin_grin

tonysea wrote: »

200 pack of johnnie blue. (oh ok he's put this first on the list?....hmm lets move on)
"The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins (the book of Eli) (No. Just no. As a former Atheist [now agnostic] I can wholeheartedly say that Dawkins is one of the most pretentious smug ar$eholes to ever put his theories in print.)
My tool box. (ooooooooooooooooookay).
The ingredients for Heineken. ("I tried to make sprite the other day using a lemon and lime.........there's more to it than that" - Mitch Hedberg.).
An internal combustion engine. (Oh so you have one handy then?)
Anti-biotics, paracetymol and the likes. (If you're not in jail from robbing a chemists)
A frying pan. (To hit any leftover zombies L4D 2 style. Badoing!).
Duct tape. (Kinky).
WD40. (Kinkier!)
American crew hair gel. (Wow. Specific.)
And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks. (Yeah, good to have a few spare catchers mitts).

In my (realistic) bunker would be food. Loads of food and soap. Gotta have soap. Also a few changes of clothes. And Bear Grylls. :pac:

GavRedKing

Food & Water - Kind of handy too for this situation.
CB Radio - Incase their is people to commnicate with.
Calendar - Wanna know how many days im down there.

cml387

Cyanide,knowing that the world,everyone you've known and loved,all of mankind's greatest creations,have been obliterated in this awful holocaust.

And cookies.

Apanachi

tonysea wrote: »

200 pack of johnnie blue.

Can't see them lasting long

The ingredients for Heineken.

I think a few empties to pee in will cover that one

And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks.

Clean socks, but no clean undies???

UglyBolloxFace

tonysea wrote: »

heres my list to start.

200 pack of johnnie blue.
"The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins (the book of Eli)
My tool box.
The ingredients for Heineken.
An internal combustion engine.
Anti-biotics, paracetymol and the likes.
A frying pan.
Duct tape.
WD40.
American crew hair gel.
And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks.

Who, in the name of jaysus, are you trying to look good for?

Cormacp6

chin_grin wrote: »

In my (realistic) bunker would be food. Loads of food and soap. Gotta have soap. Also a few changes of clothes. And Bear Grylls. :pac:

Id rather stay out and die than have bear grylls in my bunker!

chin_grin

Cormacp6 wrote: »

Id rather stay out and die than have bear grylls in my bunker!

That was sarcasm. Although having one of those "survivalists" with you would be handy!

"Can I eat this?" <holds up glowing bug>
"...................no."
"What about this?" <holds up severed limb>
"..........where did you get that?"
"Over there." <points to plane crash>.
"Get a fire started."
"Woohoo!"

JerryHandbag

John Cusack & Danny Glover.

Deus Ex Machina

Several hats and some salt and pepper.

Duff

Assuming theres power, a TV, PS3 and COD.

tonysea

Apanachi wrote: »

Can't see them lasting long

I think a few empties to pee in will cover that one

Clean socks, but no clean undies???

No need for undies. Trench foot, I imagine will
be a problem. Trench cock....not so much

Refugee from RealLife

Amanda Brunker. I'd do her in the bunker.

Remmy

a barbell with sufficient weight.
A dozen of so beef cattle and feed and water for said.
A butcher
Rachel allen
A bathtub of jack daniels

Thats all I can think of now..

tonysea

chin_grin wrote: »

In my (realistic) bunker would be food. Loads of food and soap. Gotta have soap. Also a few changes of clothes. And Bear Grylls. :pac:

You won't be laughing at my internal combustion engine idea when roll on past you in my mad maxish new wheels....beep!beep!

Fizman

That cool little tablet Bertie Aherne was kind enough to deliver to my home a few years back. Always wanted to use it. I'd assume it's optimal location for use is a bunker!

Yakult

A bottle of common sense, drink it and then leave.

ForceOfNature

i would bring :

- a bin-liner full of pre made egg sandwiches from tesco
- 4 cans of coke
- lee dixons autobiography
- shoe pollish
- bunker decorations (for christmas in the bunker)

CorkMan

Josef Fritzl. He'd be an expert in keeping me alive.

Biggins

Bottled water and water collection kit inc water filter and sodium tablets.
Two clocks (main and one and a wind-up back-up kind)
Pen, pencil paper.
Air freshener cans.
Disinfectant.
My weapons.
2 Radio's and 2 torches (battery and wind-up kind)
Hand dynamo.
Amazon Kindle, Sony eReader.
Air tight containers, both very large and small.
Shovel, axe, drill and other large tool kit.
Extensive first aid kit including drugs like prescriptions, pain relief, anti-diarrhea, antacid stuff, etc.
Maps and compass.
Resealable bags.
Change of clothing obviously including two forms of good wet gear.
Mountain boots, steel toe capped boots.
Food obviously, canned and resealable jar type inc.
Boot knife, flack kelvar jacket.
Watch and backup watch (one at least wind-up type)
Insect repellant
Stove, fuel [compact for indoors]
Cooking pot
Flexible saw blade
Gill net
Snare wire, 30 feet
Knife: Swiss Army or Leatherman
Fishing gear.
Signalling Mirror
Signaling device (strobe light) / three highway flares
Toiletries
Sleeping bag
Sleeping pad / Therma-Rest / air mattress
Rope
Eating utensils, mess kit, metal cup / mug
Sun protection
Blistex / Chap-Stick
Gor-tex light jacket. One with many pockets.
Tent, poles, stakes
Ground plastic cloth (for tent)
Blistex / Chap-Stick
Sunglasses
Camp stool, chair
Camping pillow
Sewing repair kit
Camera
Canopy cover
Spare parts machinery-wise
Duct tape, Metal 'Speed' tape
Safety wire
Oil, funnel, alternative transportable gas and stove. X
Jumper cables X
Bike, spare tires and tube X
Hand air pump
Cleaner, rags, paper towels
Laptop computer
Oxygen tank and mask.
Iodine tablets.
Modular Operator Pack
Body bags and limestone.

That would do to begin with.

UglyBolloxFace

Refugee from RealLife wrote: »

Amanda Brunker. I'd do her in the bunker.

Surely that's a (slight) triple entendre right there:
(1) Her name's Brunker
(2) You'll be in a bunker
(3) You'll, quite possibly, be doing her up the bunker.

UglyBolloxFace

CorkMan wrote: »

Josef Fritzl. He'd be an expert in keeping me alive.

He'd also be an expert in raping you.

bonerm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Surely that's a (slight) triple entendre right there:
(1) Her name's Brunker
(2) You'll be in a bunker
(3) You'll, quite possibly, be doing her up the bunker.

Not to mention she'd be a terrible drain on the food supply.

Fizman

Biggins wrote: »

Bottled water and water collection kit inc water filter and sodium tablets.
Two clocks (main and one and a wind-up back-up kind)
Pen, pencil paper.
Air freshener cans.
Disinfectant.
My weapons.
2 Radio's and 2 torches (battery and wind-up kind)
Hand dynamo.
Amazon Kindle, Sony eReader.
Air tight containers, both very large and small.
Shovel, axe, drill and other large tool kit.
Extensive first aid kit including drugs like prescriptions, pain relief, anti-diarrhea, antacid stuff, etc.
Maps and compass.
Resealable bags.
Change of clothing obviously including two forms of good wet gear.
Mountain boots, steel toe capped boots.
Food obviously, canned and resealable jar type inc.
Boot knife, flack kelvar jacket.
Watch and backup watch (one at least wind-up type)
Insect repellant
Stove, fuel [compact for indoors]
Cooking pot
Flexible saw blade
Gill net
Snare wire, 30 feet
Knife: Swiss Army or Leatherman
Fishing gear.
Signalling Mirror
Signaling device (strobe light) / three highway flares
Toiletries
Sleeping bag
Sleeping pad / Therma-Rest / air mattress
Tent, poles, stakes
Ground plastic cloth (for tent)
Rope
Eating utensils, mess kit, metal cup / mug
Sun protection
Blistex / Chap-Stick
Sunglasses
Gor-tex light jacket. One with many pockets.
Sleeping bag
Sleeping pad / Therma-Rest / air mattress
Tent, poles, stakes
Ground plastic cloth (for tent)
Rope
Eating utensils, mess kit, metal cup / mug
Sun protection
Blistex / Chap-Stick
Sunglasses
Camp stool, chair
Camping pillow
Sewing repair kit
Camera
Canopy cover
Spare parts machinery-wise
Duct tape, Metal 'Speed' tape
Safety wire
Oil, funnel, alternative transportable gas and stove. X
Jumper cables X
Bike, spare tires and tube X
Hand air pump
Cleaner, rags, paper towels
Laptop computer
Body bags and limestone.

That would do to begin with.

Why would you need 2 pairs of sunglasses? And for a bunker???

Biggins

Fizman wrote: »

Why would you need 2 pairs of sunglasses? And for a bunker???

You have to come out sometime.
If not for what lack of cloud cover there might be, your eyes would need time to adjust from low florescent/other light to other possible brighter situations outside.

They would also act as further protection against dirt, etc in high winds and/or nuclear shockwaves as they hit you and your diving for cover.
Also depending on your environment and change of it in order to survive, you might want to avoid snow blindness.

The Shtig

Biggins, he seems to have everything covered and I would be able to chill out!

saywhatyousee

tobacco,weed,skins might aswell keep it short and sweet

Adyx

Cormacp6 wrote: »

Id rather stay out and die than have bear grylls in my bunker!

Yeah, but he'd be handy to have around instead of a toilet.

cosmicfart

Fridge full of the Black stuff. 12 month supply of weed. Hot lesbian lovers DVD.

Saila

someone I dont like and a vuvuzela













hours of fun! :pac:

PeterIanStaker

Guitar (plus plenty of spare sets of strings!)
TV
PS3 & games
Exercise bike & weights
Years supply of:

• Booze
• Women
• Johnnies
• Weed
• Food

RichieC

(No. Just no. As a former Atheist [now agnostic]

http://craigswinejourney.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/doublefacepalm.jpg

Chris P. Bacon

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Guitar (plus plenty of spare sets of strings!)
TV
PS3 & games
Exercise bike & weights
Years supply of:

• Booze
• Women
• Johnnies
• Weed
• Food

Why would you want Johnnies?

vampire of kilmainham

cml387 wrote: »

Cyanide,knowing that the world,everyone you've known and loved,all of mankind's greatest creations,have been obliterated in this awful holocaust.

And cookies.

i dont care and i dont love anyone:D:D:D

cml387

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Why would you want Johnnies?

Exactly, you're supposed to be repopulating the world.

Duh!

vampire of kilmainham

id bring a few women have a few good shags id also bring a heckler an koch MP7 assault rifle shoot all the women after having a good time and then shoot myself:D:D:D:eek::eek::eek:

crazygeryy

Biggins wrote: »

Bottled water and water collection kit inc water filter and sodium tablets.
Two clocks (main and one and a wind-up back-up kind)
Pen, pencil paper.
Air freshener cans.
Disinfectant.
My weapons.
2 Radio's and 2 torches (battery and wind-up kind)
Hand dynamo.
Amazon Kindle, Sony eReader.
Air tight containers, both very large and small.
Shovel, axe, drill and other large tool kit.
Extensive first aid kit including drugs like prescriptions, pain relief, anti-diarrhea, antacid stuff, etc.
Maps and compass.
Resealable bags.
Change of clothing obviously including two forms of good wet gear.
Mountain boots, steel toe capped boots.
Food obviously, canned and resealable jar type inc.
Boot knife, flack kelvar jacket.
Watch and backup watch (one at least wind-up type)
Insect repellant
Stove, fuel [compact for indoors]
Cooking pot
Flexible saw blade
Gill net
Snare wire, 30 feet
Knife: Swiss Army or Leatherman
Fishing gear.
Signalling Mirror
Signaling device (strobe light) / three highway flares
Toiletries
Sleeping bag
Sleeping pad / Therma-Rest / air mattress
Rope
Eating utensils, mess kit, metal cup / mug
Sun protection
Blistex / Chap-Stick
Gor-tex light jacket. One with many pockets.
Tent, poles, stakes
Ground plastic cloth (for tent)
Blistex / Chap-Stick
Sunglasses
Camp stool, chair
Camping pillow
Sewing repair kit
Camera
Canopy cover
Spare parts machinery-wise
Duct tape, Metal 'Speed' tape
Safety wire
Oil, funnel, alternative transportable gas and stove. X
Jumper cables X
Bike, spare tires and tube X
Hand air pump
Cleaner, rags, paper towels
Laptop computer
Oxygen tank and mask.
Iodine tablets.
Modular Operator Pack
Body bags and limestone.

That would do to begin with.

just how big is this bunker.looks like your bringing a mace shop with you.

id bring 2 cyanide pills a guy with no teeth to play the banjo for me and ryan tubridy to kick the **** out of when im pissed off that im stuck in the bunker.

vampire of kilmainham

Remmy wrote: »

a barbell with sufficient weight.
A dozen of so beef cattle and feed and water for said.
A butcher
Rachel allen
A bathtub of jack daniels

Thats all I can think of now..

no not rachel allen cant stand that accent of hers and she's way up her own ass as well:(

vampire of kilmainham

im ex army anyway so id know how to survive:p:p:p

Daniel S

Step 1:
My knives
My dog

Step 2:
Hijack an Aldi store.

Oh, and cement. Lots of cement. There's no way an Aldi store would be able to survive the end of the world. Deffo have to cover it in concrete.

Wouldn't it be my lucky day if Aldi were selling cement mixers and cement!

vampire of kilmainham

cosmicfart wrote: »

Fridge full of the Black stuff. 12 month supply of weed. Hot lesbian lovers DVD.

why not just bring some hot lesbian lovers:D:cool:

jimcoolding

Just the everyday Essentials

A mattress, a sleping bag, a pillow, water, food, ak 47, night vision googles, roofies, chloroform, red bull, heineken, jagermeister

Taco Corp

Biggins wrote: »

My weapons.

Go on, tell us, what weapons? I'm intrigued

vampire of kilmainham

when i finnally come out of the bunker id look for Jesus to see if he had returned:D

ArtyC

ah keep it simple....pilliows, duvet, few crates of kopperburg, loads of fags and a ****e load drugs and fellow ****e talkers!:D

actually sounds like a few days last summer in mine :rolleyes: