Sneaking home early morning

Witchie · 03-04-2011 5:32pm #1

I think things are a bit mixed up in my house. This was third weekend in a row that i was sneaking into my house at 8am ish trying not to wake my sleeping teenage sons. They dont go out but i do. Seems a bit topsy turvey.

Anyone else in that situation?

RichieC · 03-04-2011 5:34pm

Fk them, kick their door in and Brag about your night on the rip like a boss!

Vain · 03-04-2011 5:35pm

.ʍʇɟ plɹoʍ uʍop ǝpısdn

Ruu_Old · 03-04-2011 5:37pm

G'wan ya mad thing ya!

Aoifey! · 03-04-2011 5:37pm

Witchie wrote: »

Anyone else in that situation?

Nope, can't say I am.

hondasam · 03-04-2011 5:38pm

what do you want A medal !

you are an adult, why are you sneaking into your own house

Phoenix Park · 03-04-2011 5:39pm

hondasam wrote: »

what do you want A medal !

Not sure he asked for a medal to be fair..

hondasam · 03-04-2011 5:41pm

Phoenix Park wrote: »

Not sure he asked for a medal to be fair..

is the OP male ?

rebel10 · 03-04-2011 5:41pm

Witchie wrote: »

I think things are a bit mixed up in my house. This was third weekend in a row that i was sneaking into my house at 8am ish trying not to wake my sleeping teenage sons. They dont go out but i do. Seems a bit topsy turvey.

Anyone else in that situation?

They will understand, some people just have no choice but to do night shifts three weeks running. Chin up!

jippers87 · 03-04-2011 5:43pm

Witchie wrote: »

I think things are a bit mixed up in my house. This was third weekend in a row that i was sneaking into my house at 8am ish trying not to wake my sleeping teenage sons. They dont go out but i do. Seems a bit topsy turvey.

Anyone else in that situation?

There goes the old saying 'do as I say, not as I do'.

Go on Daddy! Enjoy your life. Your boys will have there turn!

jippers87 · 03-04-2011 5:44pm

hondasam wrote: »

is the OP male ?

Good point. For some reason I assumed the OP is male!

hondasam · 03-04-2011 5:45pm

jippers87 wrote: »

Good point. For some reason I assumed the OP is male!

for some reason I think female.

DublinWriter · 03-04-2011 5:46pm

Witchie wrote: »

Anyone else in that situation?

No missus, but I intend to be once my son is of teenage years.

AgileMyth · 03-04-2011 5:47pm

jippers87 wrote: »

Good point. For some reason I assumed the OP is male!

I assumed female.

And a slag!

smooch71 · 03-04-2011 5:48pm

hondasam wrote: »

for some reason I think female.

The name Witchie would suggest a female. (Or maybe its Richie with a speech impediment)

Hey Witchie, were you with someone you shouldn't have been with??

RichieC · 03-04-2011 5:48pm

Oh female... right, kick their door in and make them breakfast like a boss, so..

/Flea

Kimono-Girl · 03-04-2011 5:51pm

It's mothers day tell them you were celebrating!

hondasam · 03-04-2011 5:53pm

smooch71 wrote: »

The name Witchie would suggest a female. (Or maybe its Richie with a speech impediment)

Hey Witchie, were you with someone you shouldn't have been with??

style of writing says female to me but I could be wrong.

smooch71 · 03-04-2011 5:55pm

hondasam wrote: »

style of writing says female to me but I could be wrong.

The fact that she gives a sh!t about waking the kids also suggests a female!

anndub · 03-04-2011 5:56pm

Where are you until 8 am? Are you the same person that has been stealing men's underwear?

stovelid · 03-04-2011 5:56pm

Witchie wrote: »

trying not to wake my sleeping teenage sons. They dont go out but i do.

They're lashing into cocaine and vodka in the house while you're out.

milehip1 · 03-04-2011 5:57pm

smooch71 wrote: »

The fact that she gives a sh!t about waking the kids also suggests a female!

Yes cos all men all selfish bastards!!

hondasam · 03-04-2011 5:59pm

smooch71 wrote: »

The fact that she gives a sh!t about waking the kids also suggests a female!

I admit I thought it but lets not make it another male versus female crap.

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:00pm

milehip1 wrote: »

Yes cos all men all selfish bastards!!

some men and some women are selfish bastard's.

Witchie · 03-04-2011 6:02pm

Yes, am female, no not looking for a medal, not a slag but I don't want my kids knowing about my sex life and in the 11 years since I left their dad they have only known about 2 relationships coz I don't want to drag men through their lives.

I just think its a funny situation coz used to sneak into my parents now into my own house. They r the ones who should be doing this, not me.

Not sure they would approve of my fella coz he is considerably younger than me.:-0

DublinWriter · 03-04-2011 6:05pm

Witchie wrote: »

Not sure they would approve of my fella coz he is considerably younger than me.:-0

Popcorn, get yer popcorn...

Phoenix Park · 03-04-2011 6:06pm

Witchie wrote: »

Yes, am female, no not looking for a medal, not a slag but I don't want my kids knowing about my sex life and in the 11 years since I left their dad they have only known about 2 relationships coz I don't want to drag men through their lives.

I just think its a funny situation coz used to sneak into my parents now into my own house. They r the ones who should be doing this, not me.

Not sure they would approve of my fella coz he is considerably younger than me.:-0

Sure he'll be like an older brother to play with..

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:08pm

Witchie wrote: »

Yes, am female, no not looking for a medal, not a slag but I don't want my kids knowing about my sex life and in the 11 years since I left their dad they have only known about 2 relationships coz I don't want to drag men through their lives.

I just think its a funny situation coz used to sneak into my parents now into my own house. They r the ones who should be doing this, not me.

Not sure they would approve of my fella coz he is considerably younger than me.:-0

are you here looking for approval or bragging about a younger man ?

you are an adult and free to do as you please with whom ever you want.

I don't want to know about your sex life either

Hank_Jones · 03-04-2011 6:12pm

Witchie wrote: »

Yes, am female, no not looking for a medal, not a slag but I don't want my kids knowing about my sex life and in the 11 years since I left their dad they have only known about 2 relationships coz I don't want to drag men through their lives.

I just think its a funny situation coz used to sneak into my parents now into my own house. They r the ones who should be doing this, not me.

Not sure they would approve of my fella coz he is considerably younger than me.:-0

Hmmmm interesting, how much younger?

Pace2008 · 03-04-2011 6:14pm

hondasam wrote: »

are you here looking for approval or bragging about a younger man ?

you are an adult and free to do as you please with whom ever you want.

I don't want to know about your sex life either

Fierce bang of jealousy round these parts.

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:17pm

Pace2008 wrote: »

Fierce bang of jealousy round these parts.

lol I don't think so, attention seekers annoy me !

Witchie · 03-04-2011 6:19pm

hondasam wrote: »

are you here looking for approval or bragging about a younger man ?

you are an adult and free to do as you please with whom ever you want.

I don't want to know about your sex life either

Neither. Was asked if it was coz my sons wouldnt approve and answered question.

I'm not getting into my sex life either was just wondering if anyone elae has found themselves in what I consider a bizzare role reversal.

Now if you have any other problems with my post dont bother reading it.

ardinn · 03-04-2011 6:21pm

Oh I tells the days when I was young I had the older woman, she was 41 I was 23 - Learned alot in those days!! She didnt have kids tho - They probably dont go out coz they are morto your goin to be in the same pub/club - which is funny but kind of not - Have you considered this - Also pm me your number

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:23pm

Witchie wrote: »

Neither. Was asked if it was coz my sons wouldnt approve and answered question.

I'm not getting into my sex life either was just wondering if anyone elae has found themselves in what I consider a bizzare role reversal.

Now if you have any other problems with my post dont bother reading it.

what is bizzare about it, there are lots of people in the same situation.

The ref to younger man was for what exactly.

desperate and an attention seeker, how original in AH.

ardinn · 03-04-2011 6:24pm

hondasam wrote: »

what is bizzare about it, there are lots of people in the same situation.

The ref to younger man was for what exactly.

desperate and an attention seeker, how original in AH.

Someone didnt get the ride in a while so.....

mikemac · 03-04-2011 6:25pm

You came here to brag OP

I've read many posts like yours but there are over in Personal Issues or Relationship Issues

Nobody posts in After Hours looking for serious advice
But it's an entertaining thread

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:28pm

ardinn wrote: »

Someone didnt get the ride in a while so.....

I live with my younger man, no need to sneak around. No need to brag about it either.

OldmanMondeo · 03-04-2011 6:31pm

Phoenix Park wrote: »

Sure he'll be like an older brother to play with..

Or younger......

Saila · 03-04-2011 6:35pm

hondasam wrote: »

I live with my younger man, no need to sneak around. No need to brag about it either.

but yet you spend most of your time in your car

DUB777 · 03-04-2011 6:42pm

Lol, thats hilarious. Where's the wife while all these late night shannanigans are going on? Wish I could get away with that.

saywhatyousee · 03-04-2011 6:43pm

Saila wrote: »

but yet you spend most of your time in your car

With the younger man ??? or mabey a cat who knows?

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:44pm

Saila wrote: »

but yet you spend most of your time in your car

shut up you

cson · 03-04-2011 6:50pm

Are you gonna do the role reversal properly and have the danger ride on their beds?

cson · 03-04-2011 6:50pm

hondasam wrote: »

lol I don't think so, attention seekers annoy me !

Lollerpops @ your sig so.

TrollHammaren · 03-04-2011 6:52pm

Witchie wrote: »

Not sure they would approve of my fella coz he is considerably younger than me.:-0

Legend!

hondasam wrote: »

I don't want to know about your sex life either

Ah, shoite off ya miserable fúcker, if you're not interested then don't read it. I don't go onto the fishing forum to tell everyone how "I don't want to know about your trout fishing either."

How old are your kids, OP? If they're in their early teens they're probably still in their wánking to mammy's "lady" magazines phase rather than their knacker drinking in the local park phase.

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:53pm

cson wrote: »

Lollerpops @ your sig so.

I better change that and my location

go back to my other one.

hondasam · 03-04-2011 6:55pm

TrollHammaren wrote: »

Legend!

Ah, shoite off ya miserable fúcker, if you're not interested then don't read it. I don't go onto the fishing forum to tell everyone how "I don't want to know about your trout fishing either."

How old are your kids, OP? If they're in their early teens they're probably still in their wánking to mammy's "lady" magazines phase rather than their knacker drinking in the local park phase.

I am not a miserable ****er Thank You very much.

not yet · 03-04-2011 6:57pm

cowboy the fcuk up and sing as your coming in.

TrollHammaren · 03-04-2011 7:01pm

hondasam wrote: »

I am not a miserable ****er Thank You very much.

Then leave the poor woman have her royd from the younger fella without accusing her of attention-seeking.

A lesser man would accuse you of jealousy of OP and her spriteful young, handsome dreamboat with his muscular, hairy arms and massive, throbbing willy.

So, give over, will ya?

AskMyChocolate · 03-04-2011 7:08pm

hondasam wrote: »

lol I don't think so, attention seekers annoy me !

Jaysus Sam. Bit harsh. The OP's made 93 posts in eight years. Hardly classic attention seeking behaviour.

hondasam · 03-04-2011 7:08pm

TrollHammaren wrote: »

Then leave the poor woman have her royd from the younger fella without accusing her of attention-seeking.

A lesser man would accuse you of jealousy of OP and her spriteful young, handsome dreamboat with his muscular, hairy arms and massive, throbbing willy.

So, give over, will ya?

you are the younger man, tell her to stop sneaking around.

Id say you have exaggerated slightly there !

Sneaking home early morning

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