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Heinz or Chef.

chin_grin · 2011-03-30 23:28:04

So stealing the x vs y idea (the crisps thread). I'm going to put to you, the people of AH. What is your preferred ketchup! Speak! Personally? Chef. It's awesome. <tilts bottle upside down. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap PUNCH. Gets knife>

30-03-2011 11:28pm

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So stealing the x vs y idea (the crisps thread). I'm going to put to you, the people of AH. What is your preferred ketchup! Speak!

Personally? Chef. It's awesome.

<tilts bottle upside down. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap PUNCH. Gets knife>

Ketchup? Catsup? 110 votes

Heinz

0%

Chef

100%

110 votes

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#2 30-03-2011 11:29pm

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Heinz all the way for me, Chef is far too strong on flavour, very "Look at me, I'm ketchup!!!" Condiments are supposed to compliment, not overpower.

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#3 30-03-2011 11:30pm

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i used to be a chef man but i think they changed the recipe and i cant stand it any more..im heinz all the way now

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#4 30-03-2011 11:30pm

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Chef from a glass bottle, nothing else.

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#5 30-03-2011 11:31pm

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I mix the two of them together.

Its vile.

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#6 30-03-2011 11:31pm

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Daddy or chips?

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#7 30-03-2011 11:32pm

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I can't take anything but Heinz ketchup, chef just doesn't do it for me

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#8 30-03-2011 11:32pm

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Heinz for sure. 100%
Wouldn't ruin a good dinner with that other muck.

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#9 30-03-2011 11:32pm

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ugh :eek:catsup

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#10 30-03-2011 11:33pm

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I must try Chef again. Seemed too strong in flavour years back.

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#11 30-03-2011 11:34pm

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Chef, without a doubt.

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#12 30-03-2011 11:34pm

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Heinz red. Chef brown.

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#13 30-03-2011 11:35pm

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Oh, Chef is catching up!

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#14 30-03-2011 11:36pm

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colinod0806 wrote: »

i used to be a chef man but i think they changed the recipe and i cant stand it any more..im heinz all the way now

Nothing changed, it always tasted like vinegary buttcrust

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#15 30-03-2011 11:37pm

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Where is the 'neither' option?

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#16 30-03-2011 11:38pm

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Slunk wrote: »

Heinz red. Chef brown.

HP Brown ya fuppin' weirdo!!!

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#17 30-03-2011 11:39pm

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Poor Craythur wrote: »

Heinz all the way for me, Chef is far too strong on flavour, very "Look at me, I'm ketchup!!!" Condiments are supposed to compliment, not overpower.

It's not masterchef here, it's putting ketchup on chips.

But I agree, Heinz all the way.

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#18 30-03-2011 11:41pm

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For a slightly vinegary tang - Chef

For type 2 Diabetes sweetness - Heinz

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#19 30-03-2011 11:41pm

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none. i dont like sugar on my chips

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#20 30-03-2011 11:43pm

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Heinz in the press, not the fridge!

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#21 30-03-2011 11:44pm

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Chef for chips, Heinz for burgers/other meat!

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#22 30-03-2011 11:45pm

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Daddies. The rest are inferior.

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#23 30-03-2011 11:45pm

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Paparazzo wrote: »

It's not masterchef here, it's putting ketchup on chips.

I know that, my point is still valid.

EDIT: And I don't put ketchup on chips. I'm a vinegar kinda girl. I put ketchup on other stuff.

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#24 30-03-2011 11:46pm

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Heinz for ketchup, Chef for brown sauce, and Paul Newman for the BBQ.

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#25 30-03-2011 11:48pm

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Slunk wrote: »

Heinz red. Chef brown.

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

HP Brown ya fuppin' weirdo!!!

Yep, HP all the way. Nyom.

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#26 30-03-2011 11:57pm

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Chef all the way!

Salad Cream, Ketchup, Brown sauce.....

Salad Cream on brown soda bread, yum.

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#27 31-03-2011 12:05am

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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.. I can't fking tell the difference.

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#28 31-03-2011 12:06am

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Chef ftw. I always find the Heinz stuff a bit too sweet

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#29 31-03-2011 12:08am

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Chef is absolute fucking muck. It's the stuff that's left over in the Heinz factory when they've done making their ketchup.

They sweep it off the floor, blast it with piss, then bottle it & send it off to to supermarkets where it's sold as Chef sauce.

Bleeeeeuuuuurgh.

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#30 31-03-2011 12:13am

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Heinz is to watery, runny.

And Kandee is for poor people!

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#31 31-03-2011 12:14am

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Heinz normally however I really like Chef, it is just one of these Irish products you don't find elsewhere, it is very vinegary and goes well with a homemade burger and some home sliced chips. Heinz is everywhere really.

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#32 31-03-2011 12:15am

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Ketchup... Meh.
Mayo with chips rules.

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#33 31-03-2011 12:18am

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Heinz definatlly..

but thinking back to chef in a glass bottle reminds me when my granny used make her awesome home made chips and we'd lash on the vinegar salt and thump the end of the ketchup out of the bottle.... good memories

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#34 31-03-2011 12:30am

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starbelgrade wrote: »

They sweep it off the floor, blast it with piss, then bottle it & send it off to to supermarkets where it's sold as Chef sauce.

Oh you did NOT just go there.... controversial.

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#35 31-03-2011 12:40am

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Chef is absolute fucking muck. It's the stuff that's left over in the Heinz factory when they've done making their ketchup.

They sweep it off the floor, blast it with piss, then bottle it & send it off to to supermarkets where it's sold as Chef sauce.

Bleeeeeuuuuurgh.

Slightly off topic star, show this pic to your cat. See what he says. It's disturbing. DSC00056.JPG
On topic, they're both muck.

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#36 31-03-2011 12:46am

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Chef all the way. Heinz is shi*e!

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#37 31-03-2011 12:49am

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Chef for me.

I hate that shot of clear pre-cum that shoots out of the heinz squirty bottle before the sauce arrives.

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#38 31-03-2011 12:54am

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mikom wrote: »

I hate that shot of clear pre-cum that shoots out of the heinz squirty bottle before the sauce arrives.

Your supposed to shake it first.

No really.

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#39 31-03-2011 12:56am

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Johro wrote: »

Slightly off topic star, show this pic to your cat. See what he says. It's disturbing. DSC00056.JPG

Not sure what the cat will think, but I find that picture mildly erotic.

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#40 31-03-2011 12:57am

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mikom wrote: »

I hate that shot of clear pre-cum that shoots out of the heinz squirty bottle before the sauce arrives.

Yeah, that is a bit gross, and you've made it ever grosser. Thank you.

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#41 31-03-2011 12:58am

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mikom wrote: »

Chef for me.

I hate that shot of clear pre-cum that shoots out of the heinz squirty bottle before the sauce arrives.

F#ckin hell... That'll put ya off your chips..

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#42 31-03-2011 12:59am

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Not sure what the cat will think, but I find that picture mildly erotic.

Why am I not surprised..:D

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#43 31-03-2011 1:04am

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Johro wrote: »

Slightly off topic star, show this pic to your cat. See what he says. It's disturbing. DSC00056.JPG

All the more disturbing because cats just aren't the kissy types. Believe me, I've tried.

>_>
<_<

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#44 31-03-2011 1:13am

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Poor Craythur wrote: »

All the more disturbing because cats just aren't the kissy types. Believe me, I've tried.

>_>
<_<

True. Whereas dogs will.. well.. we all know what dogs will do.

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#45 31-03-2011 1:14am

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Johro wrote: »

True. Whereas dogs will.. well.. we all know what dogs will do.

I hate slobbery dogs. One of the reasons my childhood dog was awesomeness personified was because he wouldn't lick us, he was way too cool for that needy shit.

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#46 31-03-2011 1:31am

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My vote is for " Chef "

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#47 31-03-2011 3:58am

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Pfft! Grow a pair.

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#48 31-03-2011 4:47am

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Heinz is the best

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#49 31-03-2011 5:49am

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Tabasco FTW!

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#50 31-03-2011 7:39am

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I don't normally post in these, but as I hate Chef so much... Heinz

Chef tastes like vinegar, its the worst red sauce there ever was. And their brown sauce is also gross.

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#51 31-03-2011 7:43am

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Slunk wrote: »

Heinz red. Chef brown.

YES!!!! Chef brown sauce, YUMMY

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Heinz or Chef.

Ketchup? Catsup? 110 votes

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