what do you think about in the bath

sanbrafyffe

well boys and girls we can get carried away when relaxing in the bath cant we...well share please

James2693

Ah

Yore ma

AlmightyCushion

I'd just wonder why the hell I wasn't having a shower instead.

Poor Craythur

How buoyant my boobs look.*



* I'm not even kidding

I prefer showers please baths are boring and pages on my book get damp

Mint Sauce

Cant even remember the last time I had one, let alone what I thought about in it.

rednik

How big the bubbles will be from my next fart.

brummytom

Mainly about fapping


That's why I have showers instead

KeithM89_old

Whether i left the oven on or not

Poor Craythur

Used to be more of a shower person, now I love baths because you can be as lazy as hell and still come out clean.

Showers are so high maintenance, mmaaaaaaan.

Latchy

The endless pleasure over the years my lil yellow rubber ducky has given me (sniff) night or day, he she's always being there for me ...always

GirlOfGlass

I think 'why on earth am I having a bath, they're they biggest anticlimax's ever.'

Leeg17

I better get out soon, I'm lazing in my own dirt..

Wolfe Tone

I slowly come to the realization that I am soaking in my own filth.

Poor Craythur

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I slowly come to the realization that I am soaking in my own filth.

That nonsense. Look people, the filth is very, very dilute and soap is not bacteria's friend so there's feck all to worry about on that score.

staker

Is that bit shampoo or.....?

pragmatic1

How the hot water stings my willy.

jokettle

I don't have a bath

Poor Craythur

jokettle wrote: »

I don't have a bath

You think about that whilst in the bath?

*head explodes*

fedor.2.

Not drowning as i cant swim very well

jokettle

Poor Craythur wrote: »

You think about that whilst in the bath?

*head explodes*

Whilst in someone else's bath...

CrazyRabbit

Where the hell did this bath come from? I only have a shower!!

sdanseo

brummytom wrote: »

Mainly about fapping


That's why I have showers instead

Apparently **** in the bath in dangerous...you can overheat and give yourself heatstroke because you're surrounded by hot/warm water.

Don't ask where I read that but it makes sense!

biko

How bored I get after 3 minutes...

we'llallhavetea_old

about how much i love the shower head

Quiet you

I like the wimmins in AH.

Poor Craythur

Quiet you wrote: »

I like the wimmins in AH.

You think about this in the bath, or in general? :pac:

fedor.2.

Quiet you wrote: »

I like the wimmins in AH.

You can do much better

easyeason3

I love, LOVE, to lie off in a pipin hot bath & drink an ice cold glass of white wine while reading a magazine.
The wine & wine glass is put into the freezer an hour before I get into the bath & I can only read a magazine, usually a trashy one, because I don't like to ruin books.
For anyone who does like a bath put a few drops of baby oil in it. Your skin is amazing at the end of it

Rubberlegs

How I'm starting to feel like I'm gonna pass out as I've made the water too hot again:( Long soaks in hot baths aren't for me.

yoshytoshy

If I fart loud enough ,will the neighbours hear it

Quiet you

You think about this in the bath, or in general?

I do now that I've got boyant boobs and and an outspoken appreciation for the shower head on my mind.

You can do much better

Aye but I'm one of those set your sights as low as possible and you can't lose kinda guys. The hefty lass's can sniff me out from a thousand paces.




Edit: Poxy inability to do those multiquote things.

evercloserunion

jokettle wrote: »

Whilst in someone else's bath...

I'd be too worried about them coming home and finding me to think about stuff like that.

whydoibother?

When will my fingers be wrinkly enough to get out?

fedor.2.

whydoibother? wrote: »

When will my fingers be wrinkly enough to get out?

Out of where?

whydoibother?

fedor.2. wrote: »

Out of where?

Of the bath.:eek:

jokettle

evercloserunion wrote: »

I'd be too worried about them coming home and finding me to think about stuff like that.

I would too, if I weren't so preoccupied with not having my own bath.

xoxyx

Firstly - the water's too hot (when getting in inch by inch).

Later, brrrrr - the water's getting a little bit chilly. I really should get out. (Leading to ten minutes of persuading myself to pull the plug. and face the open air.)

But; the 15 minutes or so in the middle, when the water is just right.. Ahhhh - blissful relaxation with happy thoughts. Usually, I bring in a book and get a few pages in before just sinking down into lovely hot water.

Hmmmm - gonna turn on the water-heater contraption. Bath tonight!!

srfc19

bluewolf wrote: »

I prefer showers please baths are boring and pages on my book get damp

I would think your book would get a lot wetter in a shower then it would in a bath!!

stovelid

Cam I hit the wall over my head?

Poor Craythur

I like submerging my ears in the water. I like how the sound becomes muffled and if you shut your eyes you can pretend you're elsewhere.

EverEvolving

I like to pretend I'm a mermaid and swish around like I imagine one would!

Mr.Crinklewood

dark crystal

Saviola

Whether the ratio of piss to water has finally shifted in the direction of piss.

Thats my cue to get out.

Dusty87

Poor Craythur wrote: »

I like submerging my ears in the water. I like how the sound becomes muffled and if you shut your eyes you can pretend you're elsewhere.

have you the ghey?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

The last time I had a bath was in Ibiza 2002 and I hadn't a clue what I was at, lucky I didn't drown

I actually haven't lived in a house with a bath for a while...

Poor Craythur

Would hate to live somewhere without a bath. They're handy for other stuff too, like hand-washing large items like duvets and whatnot.

howardmarks

where have all the bubbles gone

Poor Craythur

howardmarks wrote: »

where have all the bubbles gone

Ghey.

WallyGUFC

bluewolf wrote: »

I prefer showers please baths are boring and pages on my book get damp

As opposed to the shower, where your pages stay dry...

Chuck Stone

I think about trapping critters - same as always.