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Who is your favourite boardsie?

fakearms123 · 2011-03-30 12:42:23

My favourite boardsie is FlutterBantam, the guy is an inspiration, a book should be written with a compilation of his posts on bowel movement. I always laugh my ass off when he posts about anything to do with excreting waste :pac: Here is a little quote from Flutter:

30-03-2011 12:42pm

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My favourite boardsie is FlutterBantam, the guy is an inspiration, a book should be written with a compilation of his posts on bowel movement. I always laugh my ass off when he posts about anything to do with excreting waste :pac:

Here is a little quote from Flutter:

I had a good one boiling, so straight in ,bang the door shut,sit on the pot,sigh,press the trigger and she exploded out like someone emptying a sack of herrings on a tiled floor.
Heard a whispered "jesus Christ" from the next cubicle,so ripped off a wet stinker of a fart followed by a grunt of relief.A right string of pearls it was.

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#2 30-03-2011 12:43pm

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real salt of the earth lad

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#3 30-03-2011 12:46pm

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Not this crap again, go away

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#4 30-03-2011 12:47pm

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#5 30-03-2011 12:48pm

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#6 30-03-2011 12:48pm

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I'm my own favourite poster. God I'm great! :cool:

but if i had to pick someone else... Links234, she's pretty cool.

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#7 30-03-2011 12:48pm

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#8 30-03-2011 1:03pm

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#9 30-03-2011 1:03pm

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Stupid arse-licking threads.

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#10 30-03-2011 1:06pm

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*licks own arse*

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#11 30-03-2011 1:07pm

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Me.

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#12 30-03-2011 1:09pm

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Flirty geebag gets my vote.

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#13 30-03-2011 1:11pm

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These threads never end well. Boards isn't meant to be a platform for ego-stroking.

I have my faves, but won't be saying who

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#14 30-03-2011 1:15pm

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silvervixen84 wrote: »

These threads never end well. Boards isn't meant to be a platform for ego-stroking.

I have my faves, but won't be saying who

I totally agree. I have my faves but I'm keeping them to myself!

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#15 30-03-2011 1:17pm

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Your AH threads are going amazingly well today OP. Keep up the good work :pac:

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#16 30-03-2011 1:17pm

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I like all the prity ladies.... As there is no pictures i will take them all

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#17 30-03-2011 1:18pm

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Joey the lips wrote: »

I like all the prity ladies.... As there is no pictures i will take them all

A boardsie harem.

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#18 30-03-2011 1:18pm

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silvervixen84 wrote: »

Boards isn't meant to be a platform for ego-stroking.
)

It's not? :eek:

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#19 30-03-2011 1:19pm

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Joey the lips wrote: »

I like all the prity ladies.... As there is no pictures i will take them all

You haven't been to the "Know Your Loungers" thread then, I take it?

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#20 30-03-2011 1:20pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

You haven't been to the "Know Your Loungers" thread then, I take it?

:eek:

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#21 30-03-2011 1:21pm

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ShagNastii wrote: »

Dudess seems pretty "I'd want to go down on her" cool.

that's cause you're a newbie and only looking at her current avatar.
We remember her last one from the Simpsons (Seymour's mom) and I can tell her I'll never think that about her

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#22 30-03-2011 1:24pm

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Hmmm, my favorite boardsie?

KeithAFC of course! :pac:

Nah in reality I dont really have one, lots of posters I like. Ive always liked outlawpetes and Wibbs posts in particular.

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#23 30-03-2011 1:25pm

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Don't idolize anyone tbh.

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#24 30-03-2011 1:25pm

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No one ye're all bastards

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#25 30-03-2011 1:32pm

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Owenc and NiamhTCD. Love any thread started by either! :cool:

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#26 30-03-2011 1:34pm

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Poor Craythur wrote: »

A boardsie harem.

...he doesn't seem to realise that they'll just gang up on him, the poor lad....

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#27 30-03-2011 1:35pm

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I have lots of favourites in some forums and some of those are gob****es in other forums. I'm not going to name any as the list would be a bit long.

I will, however, leave you with one of my favourite posts (from a mod, no less) of all time. I thought it was hilarious but perhaps that says more about me.

Link

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#28 30-03-2011 1:36pm

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Nodin wrote: »

...he doesn't seem to realise that they'll just gang up on him, the poor lad....

Dunno about that, a fair amount of riding behind the scenes goes on for the good members of this website. :pac:

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#29 30-03-2011 1:37pm

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mcmoustache wrote: »

I will, however, leave you with one of my favourite posts (from a mod, no less) of all time. I thought it was hilarious but perhaps that says more about me.

Link

That was... underwhelming.

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#30 30-03-2011 1:39pm

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darragh for making boards

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#31 30-03-2011 1:39pm

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phill106 wrote: »

darragh for making boards

He didnt make boards! ha ha good one

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#32 30-03-2011 1:40pm

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mcmoustache wrote: »

I thought it was hilarious but perhaps that says more about me. Link

About as "hilarious" as script written by Brendan O'Carroll.

The post below it is pretty apt though.

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#33 30-03-2011 1:42pm

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I can't remember a single post by Starbelgrade that I didn't like.

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#34 30-03-2011 1:43pm

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Ewwww, this thread started out dismissive but people are actually listing their favourites now.

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#35 30-03-2011 1:44pm

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Tech3 wrote: »

He didnt make boards! ha ha good one

yes he did, he makes wooden boards out the back of homebase..Oh wait, is this about the website? Silly me!

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#36 30-03-2011 1:45pm

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Craebear wrote: »

I can't remember a single post by Starbelgrade that I didn't like.

Try harder

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#37 30-03-2011 1:45pm

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Poor Craythur wrote: »

That was... underwhelming.

Isn't it funny how anyone believing in god is ok but anyone believing in ghosts is "clearly retarded"
It must not be cool enough or something :pac:

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#38 30-03-2011 1:46pm

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What a pathetic thread..

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#39 30-03-2011 1:47pm

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bluewolf wrote: »

Isn't it funny how anyone believing in god is ok but anyone believing in ghosts is "clearly retarded"
It must not be cool enough or something :pac:

It is?? I must not have delved into after hours in a while so.

In answer to the OP, I dont have a favourite poster. I have plenty that I have no time for, however. Thanks whores who lie in wait falling over themselves to get the first witty reply for example.

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#40 30-03-2011 1:47pm

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Whoever posts after me in this thread.

GO!

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#41 30-03-2011 1:49pm

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#42 30-03-2011 1:49pm

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Offy wrote: »

any female boardsie that opens her legs to me

:eek: careful what you wish for

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#44 30-03-2011 1:51pm

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#45 30-03-2011 1:52pm

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I dont have a favourite boardsie. I respect users on the quality of their posts and the content that they provide to a particular forum.

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#46 30-03-2011 1:53pm

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Tech3 wrote: »

I dont have a favourite boardsie. I respect users on the quality of their posts and the content that they provide to a particular forum.

I can't decide if this reply is dry or wet.

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#47 30-03-2011 1:54pm

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Poor Craythur wrote: »

I can't decide if this reply is dry or wet.

Moist

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#48 30-03-2011 1:56pm

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Daithi McGee and another 'tard from Carlow were coming in for some special attention from me.

Other than that, it would be disrespectful to name names.

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#49 30-03-2011 1:56pm

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liah!

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#50 30-03-2011 1:57pm

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#51 30-03-2011 2:01pm

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Eww.
If you want to throw spooge at each other at least do it in real life and not on after hours.

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