Bear attacks

Glenster

Is anyone else sick of these near constant bear attacks?

It's like we're prisoners in our own homes!

What are you and I going to do about it?

My name is URL

I dunno.. drink our own piss?

AnonoMouse

You need bear grills.

Uriel.

shave your beard and leave the clippings outside the door. That'll learn them pesky bears.

Gunsfortoys

It's like a freaking country bear jambaroo around here!

cullen5998

Day one - Catch the bear, break its spirit and train it.

Day Two - Bring giant bear for walk using dog leash,

Whoose the man - Yuuu the man

hidinginthebush

That's why I pay the homer tax!

backthephilup

I blame the new government there were no bear attacks under fianna fail. Some said our policy of bear appeasement was cowardly and expensive but look at us now

biko

You in Sweden OP?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/03/29/boy-attacked-by-bear-he-disturbed-in-its-lair-in-sweden-says-he-felt-ready-to-die-115875-23022905/
A BOY who was savaged by a bear he had disturbed in its lair has told how he thought he would die.
“I accepted death. The feeling was ‘let it come’,” said Ollie Frisk, 12, as the female brown bear bit his legs and clawed his back.
He is recovering in hospital – but now the lives of three cubs are at risk after the mother ran off following the encounter in woods at *Funsdalen, Sweden.
Ollie had been skiing with four friends when he strayed into the lair on Friday.
But he managed to escape and his friends helped drive off the beast.
He said: “She threw herself on top of me. It was only when I stopped trying to fight that I was given a chance.
“It then became quiet and she stepped over me and left, thinking I was dead.”

Frynge

it just got seriouse

Jesus Wept

I knew it was the bears. Even when it was the immigrants, I knew it ...

krudler

Let the bears pay the bear tax!

Glenster

biko wrote: »

You in Sweden OP?

Sure....Why not?

Scanlas The 2nd

They just don't make the Simpsons like they used to.

Guill

I have a rock that keeps Tigers away.

CreepingDeath

Glenster wrote: »

Is anyone else sick of these near constant bear attacks?

They're not as bad as the stringrays.

NothingMan

Can't we all just paws for a second, these grissly threads are becoming unbearable. Maybe me and the OP are just polar opposittes and I don't appreciate his humour.

smokedeels

Get Troy Hurtubise on the case

Donal Og O Baelach

Glenster wrote: »

Is anyone else sick of these near constant bear attacks?

It's like we're prisoners in our own homes!

What are you and I going to do about it?

An old woman told me that the bears escaped from Duffy's circus and have been hiding in the forests.

But, if you think the bears are bad - wait till the Clowns get hungry.

Riddle101

Guill wrote: »

I have a rock that keeps Tigers away.

Guill, I would like to buy your rock

blaze1

Wont someone please think of the children

HoneyRyder

We all have our crosses to bear OP. In the big scheme of things, this bearly constitutes as a problem so just hang in there and bear with it 'k! (:

Guill

Riddle101 wrote: »

Guill, I would like to buy your rock

<Guill Sighs :rolleyes:>


Sold......

bonzodog2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWXKj1HYpM

Jesus Wept

blaze1 wrote: »

Wont someone please think of the children

Sex cauldren?

stovelid

biko wrote: »

Ollie Frisk

Top name.

Would be rightfully condemned to a school-life of abuse and cruel nicknames in a less liberal country though.

prinz

Went to the shops to buy milk the other morning and was accosted by a large hairy bear. Kept tickling my ear with his whiskers. Then I played dead and he lost interest. Told the gardaí about it and they informed me there had been a number of bear attacks in the area, all by the same perpetrator...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/160903696_b868f938db.jpg

Laika1986

We're here, we're clear, we don't want any more bears

hal9000

Lisa needs braces....

Chaotic_Forces

hal9000 wrote: »

Lisa needs braces....

She got them!

Ardennes1944

AnonoMouse wrote: »

You need bear grills.

its Grylls, sorry. unless you plan on cooking the bear and need a grill? first the 'pork' tasting human meat and now this.

starviewadams

hidinginthebush wrote: »

That's why I pay the homer tax!

You pay the home owner tax!!

Run_to_da_hills

I mentioned this before,

All Teddy Bears should be BANNED and made illegal to possess, sell or supply.

They give children the false presumption that bears and cubs are cute and cuddly creatures but when in reality they are most likely to tear their heads off should they come in contact with them.

Noo

The-Rigger wrote: »

Sex cauldren?

I thought they shut that place down

RichieC

Run away on a perfectly flat surface... bears hate that sh*t.

hardCopy

Everything is under control

bonzodog2

I forget which insurance company was running radio ads a while back mentioning bear attacks in the Cavan area; if you're up that way it might be worth checking :rolleyes:

Sunnyisland

Its cause were all hi bear nians..

Simi

'Bear Patrol steps up bombing campaign.'

Gunsfortoys

RichieC wrote: »

Run away on a perfectly flat surface... bears hate that sh*t.

Those are exactly my sentamoanies.

jebuz

I read somewhere that periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

AnonoMouse

Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »

its Grylls, sorry. unless you plan on cooking the bear and need a grill? first the 'pork' tasting human meat and now this.

I meant bear grills. Grills you attach to your windows and doors to keep bears out.

I don't know what a grylls is.

Gummy Panda

RAWR!!!

*mauls OP*

antodeco

oh look, a poodle with a pink fluffy tail!! Here puff, heeeeere pufff!!

jamiedav2011

We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.

bonzodog2

AnonoMouse wrote: »

I meant bear grills. Grills you attach to your windows and doors to keep bears out.

I don't know what a grylls is.

I usually try to avoid posting in PedanticSpellingNazi mode, but you're thinking of grilles

Some sort of cooking apparatus was what came to mind here first

AnonoMouse

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I usually try to avoid posting in PedanticSpellingNazi mode, but you're thinking of grilles

Some sort of cooking apparatus was what came to mind here first

And I too am wont to share my pedanticism with the world, but on this occasion I must point out that both spellings are actually correct, both grille and grill, when referring to a screen/divider/barrier type thingy.

Though I should have included the 'e' for clarity.

InTheTrees

I can't bear bare Bear Grills.

(I did it!!)

Saila

you cant fight in here, this is the war room!






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