Mean/cruel nicknames.

joe stodge

did you have mean/cruel nicknames for friends or people you knew when you were younger?? i'll start...

when i was younger i knew a girl with a massive underbite, she was known as chinderella or chinocchio and chinnobyl (chernobyl). but it got bad when she started to go out with a fella that had a horrible lisp, they became known as chindlers lisp (schindlers list)

Brunch face. He had terrible acne but was an arse so it was OK.

The hammerhead. Her eyes were really far apart.

The shark. She had two rows of teeth.

The buachaill. The butch girl.

Skeletor. She had skeletors face!

Creamy Goodness

after a unfortunate incident with a fence... one ball paul.

stovelid

Guy in school who was confined to a wheelchair was known as Boxcar Willie.

Cupcake_Crisis

A friend of mine stuck into a girl who was well known to be riddled. He knew well, but did it anyway. So now we call him the riddler

smurfy89

Call my younger sister cocknose... I'm a lovely sister

Though I get called ringpiece in return

smurfy89

smurfy89 wrote: »

Call my younger sister cocknose... I'm a lovely sister

Though I get called ringpiece in return

We'd all like to hear that story.

Guy a few years behind me in school shat himself in class.

He's known as whoopsy to this day.

Guill

Guy in work called sewers, ****er stinks!

Sergeant

Mentioned this before, but what the hell. Went to primary school with a lad, and his parents broke up, and his father fúcked off with a young one from the local supermarket. Marriage breakdown was much less common back then. His nickname became "Daddy Gone" O'Connor.

Which was really cruel looking back on it.

Humans eh!

Flatulent chap at school,
we called him Smell :eek:
Still hates it when called it today (he's now 43).

RedXIV

One of my mam's neighbours grew up as "Henshit O'Brien"

And to this day when I go home, a number of people still refer to me as "Big Gay Hill"

No1J

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

after a unfortunate incident with a fence... one ball paul.

Had a similar friend who got the unfortunate handles of Mono litto (High Chaparral) or from Star Wars Hang Solo, he was a boxer and most called him Rock, not Rockey.

chakotha

Sacramento wrote: »

Brunch face. He had terrible acne but was an arse so it was OK.
...

Ha ha brilliant.

No1J

Worked with a lad called Lester. One day I heard a guy in the office call him Paul
so later I asked why he called him Paul not lester, as I knew him for years before he worked in the company." Thats his name" fair enough I thought. Met an old friend a few days later and told my tale, he broke his **** laughing and told me " Sure he'd ride anything" as in Lester Piggot.

westies4ever

a guy at my school had a some sort of disability - not sure what - he could walk but he dragged his feet, lurching from side to side and swinging his arms - in a weird way it looked like he was dancing - he was known as funky dave - so cruel!!

Ledger

went to school with a guy we called "Hoff" which we all thought was hillarious, because he short and very rotund, but vaguely looked like The Hoff. poor guy hated it!

UglyBolloxFace

*See Username*

Plazaman

A guy in school let slip (in supposed confidence) that he had 3 balls. Thus his nickname "ET" was born and was known to all with 24 hours.

ET - The Extra Testicle

Holysock

Had a a teacher in school who called the acne sufferers '"granite features". Another teacher called the guys "fungus face" and the girls "fred".

admiralofthefleet

there used to be a fella that came into my old job in a wheelchair. one of the barmen used to call him ironside

Nodster

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

A friend of mine stuck into a girl who was well known to be riddled. He knew well, but did it anyway. So now we call him the riddler

she wasn't called Iris the Virus by any chance?

deathrider

There was a girl who lived down the road from us who had something wrong with her. Not too sure what, but she was fairly slow, and way too big for a girl her age (bigger than most of the older boys). We used to call her Monster. Which is really bad now that I think of it

seanmc1980

a guy used to fart a lot and he got the name "Pong"

there was a big guy looked a bit likk damein duff if you know what i mean, he was called "mongo"

joe stodge

worked with a deaf and dumb lad a few years ago everyone called him "harpo", but not to his face he'd go mad so when ever someone new started in the factory we sent them over to him after informing them his name was harpo "that there was a phone call in the office for him" hilarity ensued!

blaze1

There was a lad with some disabiltity with walking problems he was called trigger, as in quick as a bullet.

Another girl with a massive massive forehead, so she was just called header.

A mate was called 3 balls, coz he had a small nudger

Wicklowrider

Back in the '20's the black and tans were hanging a local in my county. The noose wouldn't tighten and proceedings were held up. One of the locals shouted "Soap the rope". That family to this day are known as "Soap the Ropes". Have to say I'd hate that.

Bobby42

There was a kid in secondary school who's face wasn't particularly photogenic and was called kitchen sink.

jokettle

A horrible girl in secondary school was quite a bit overweight. We called her Gráinne NeedsAGym.

(Name has been changed to protect identity :cool:)

iPlop

I worked with someone that was called "bisto pits", he wears white t-shirts and sweats a yellow/brown colour from drinking large amounts of guinness.

His armpits have turned me off gravy forever.

jackiebaron

Corned Beef Head. Guy had alopecia.
Botch. Clumsy fecker
I nicknamed a Geordie coworker as "Subtitle". Nobody could unterstand a word he said.

pragmatic1

Manmarie (butch girl), mans name-sissy(camp lad), mans name-****(smelled bad).

Standman

Sacramento wrote: »

..The shark. She had two rows of teeth.

Two rows of teeth? What a sick freak!

cat_rant

Being the youngest of a large family, I use to get called the shakin's of the bag. The runt of the litter.....

My brother did the ever classic
Brother " Aright Snot face"
Me " I aint got snot on my face!"
Brother " You do now! - Ha ha"

* Brother wipes his snot on my face.*

We are in our late 20's and he still calls me Snotface to this day!

deathrider

cat_rant wrote: »

Being the youngest of a large family, I use to get called the shakin's of the bag. The runt of the litter.....

My brother did the ever classic
Brother " Aright Snot face"
Me " I aint got snot on my face!"
Brother " You do now! - Ha ha"

* Brother wipes his snot on my face.*

We are in our late 20's and he still calls me Snotface to this day!

Is your brother Drop Dead Fred? :eek:

stovelid

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

A friend of mine stuck into a girl who was well known to be riddled.

Silly of her to publish the results of her STI tests.

zero19

Eh used to call a buddy flaps for no reason other than to annoy him, also used to call a girl called Ciara, queera. Genius school day names indeed.

derfderf

Some bloke that lived on my friends road when he was younger used couldn't walk properly, he used to take one step then drag the other foot along the ground. Everyone called him axel rose.

macroboy

kid i knew ,long time ago,had one arm.

lol ,so his nickname was AERO-

now ,when your a kid ,you pretend to be a plane by putting out your arms..

he ,infact was half a plane..i.e.

AERO-

senorwipesalot

A girl in my town commonly known as Haddock Fanny because of her pungent undercarriage.

Bobjims

Know this guy who's in a wheelchair, we all call him hotwheels.

sallystar

My friends cousin, Stephen, is epileptic. As a result of not taking his meds during his teen rebellious years, used to drink loads and sometimes end up having a seizure:eek:. So now all his family and friends call him 'Shakin' (as in Shakin Stevens!). Glad to say he copped on and hasn't had a seizure in over 10 years!!!

Alter-Ego

A guy I knew who was a bit of a twat, spread a rumour around, that a guy in the year above us in secondary school got his dick stuck in a bathroom tap, and that the fire brigade had to cut him out.
Everybody called him "Tap" from then on. People would scream it at him on the bus.

Bad form, really bad form.

Big Nasty

Sacramento wrote: »

Brunch face. He had terrible acne but was an arse so it was OK.

We had a 'Brunch' in school too! Lad was a tall gangly ginger with pink skin and yellow acne - hence Brunch. His real name was Eugene - though I think he preferred Brunch!

.E_C_K_S.

Teachers in my school went by:
Mortemus nucleus
Rasher face
Baby eyebrows
Leper
Mad dog( also known as flat to the mat)
Pepperoni nipples

Don't even ask me how they came about!!:D

obplayer

Went to a very intolerant school. We had an effeminate 14 year old lad known universally as Lucy. After sports one time in the shower the cry went up 'Lucy's got a h**d on!'. They took him away after that.

crazygeryy

we had the nickname AIDS for a teacher in secondary school.we thought he looked like someone that had aids.thin frail bad skin etc good teacher though lol

razorblunt

Potholes - everyone avoids him.

jimthemental

Knew of a girl called horse because of here teeth.

TheBody

A girl that went to school with my brother was called marijuana cos she was a bit of a dope!!!

TPD

There was a teacher in school called Chrome Dome, and a student called Daniel Tightarse. I think someone spread a rumour about Daniel that he'd an operation done to tighten his hole because he kept sh1tting himself.