HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

nialldeman

hello guys names niall
i really like this girl i mean i really like her on a scale of 1 to 10 of how much i like her its a definite 10 easy
how do i get her to like me?

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:
17th century poetry
long walks on the beach
countdown
some light reading

so all advice is welcome

sincerely nialldeman

Slow Show

Oh wow...

Ah nostalgia...<3

Grindylow

Deja vu..

Wolfe Tone

Go and ask her father if she is for sale

Insect Overlord

Did you ever figure out how to make a decent cuppa tea?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055860584

nialldeman

please people advice is needed
not uselewss information

Oh_Noes

Make her a cup of tea Niall.

KylieWyley

try talking to her.

befriending her would be a start!

ArtSmart

once you've mastered the tea thingy all will fall into place.

can take years mind

nialldeman

ppl wa if there is a girl
i ccant use this information

amiable

Niall, i'll let you into a secret.
Be nice to her.
The rule 'keep them keen treat them mean is bull****.'
Just be nice and talk to her.
If she likes you back you are in.
If she doesn't there's nothing else you can do

Good luck kid:D

gazmic1

How about going on boards and asking a silly question for a laugh??????:eek:

nialldeman

that is terrible advice if she hates me
there has to be another way

Grindylow

Tell her a funny joke..

eg:
Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing

nialldeman

im definitely telling er that

Dean820

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Grindylow

nialldeman wrote: »

im definitely telling er that

She'll fall head over heels sure!

Have you tried texting her? Girls love getting texts out of the blue. Maybe say something really romantic like "I love your hair.. can I have some to clone you?" or like "I like the jumper your mom wore today.. I hope you look like her at 50"

Oh_Noes

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Tell her a funny joke..

eg:
Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing

You sir, have won my fair heart.

Insect Overlord

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Tell her a funny joke..

eg:
Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing

Or,

Q. What did one bean say to the other bean?
A. Hello bean!

nialldeman

gotta say noel ure advice seems most likely to wrk im gonna try some of your lines

gazmic1

I'd get rid of those hobbies and intrests for a start unless its an eighty year old you want. I reckon you are just having a laugh and looking for a reaction a type of trolling

Hank_Jones

Did somebody say tea?

Grindylow

Did you ever watch My Big Fat Gypsy wedding?

If you join their heritage, you can participate in a love-finding process called Grabbing.

You just go up to her and give her the shift regardless..

amiable

nialldeman wrote: »

gotta say noel ure advice seems most likely to wrk im gonna try some of your lines

You obviously don't like her that much so. Fair enough

gazmic1

earl grey?

Grindylow

nialldeman wrote: »

gotta say noel ure advice seems most likely to wrk im gonna try some of your lines

That's grand.. I see you like 18th century poems so I'll write you a short one like.. Put it in a mother's day card for her.

Dear woman, I love you like a man loves tea,
Dear woman, Whenever I see you, I take a little pee,
Dear woman, I hope we'll have cute babies,
Dear woman, I've to inform you, I've got rabies.

nialldeman

no
everyone
try 1 serious line
be serious
serious advice ok

gazmic1

do you cometh here often:D

Desire.

Get your friends to set you two up. That's how everything works down here.

Grindylow

Romance her with a line from The Tempest..

"There be some sports are painful, and their labor
Delight in them sets off; some kinds of baseness
Are nobly undergone; and most poor matters
Point to rich ends. This my mean task
Would be as heavy to me as odious, but
The mistress which I serve quickens what's dead
And makes my labors pleasures."

Dean820

OP, are you sure you want to have her as a girlfriend? Or do you just want to **** her?

TheUsual

Buy a guitar and join a band.

Get a weird haircut.

Bob's yer Uncle.

omen80

Tell her you have no willy...............it's definately an original idea??

Oh_Noes

omen80 wrote: »

Tell her you have no willy...............it's definately an original idea??

You could then do a big reveal, like "ta-da!" and whip it out. Maybe on her birthday, she'd love it so much.

Grindylow

Report back and tell me how you get on Niall!

We're practically best friends now afterall!

ohthebaby

There's so many odd discussions in here these days.

Tbh IO's bean joke came into my head when I saw this thread. I say go for it. If she doesn't like it well then she's not worth having in the first place.

Jackobyte

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Tell her a funny joke..

eg:
Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing

ohthebaby wrote: »

There's so many odd discussions in here these days.

Tbh IO's bean joke came into my head when I saw this thread. I say go for it. If she doesn't like it well then she's not worth having in the first place.

I thought of it as well. But then I saw IO's post.

Insect Overlord

ohthebaby wrote: »

Tbh IO's bean joke came into my head when I saw this thread. I say go for it. If she doesn't like it well then she's not worth having in the first place.

Jackobyte wrote: »

I thought of it as well. But then I saw IO's post.

I still rule this kingdom really.

jumpguy

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challengemaster

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side!

:pac:

Laisurg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oPglXbO9N8

This can NEVER fail. :P




But seriously if you like the bird try talk to her and see what she thinks of ya, the good old friend alcohol might help get the ball rolling :P change your arm and see what happens, if it fails then it fails and you may as well move on, no use dwelling on it. If your confident enough that you'll be able to talk to her without making an arse of yourself then do it, otherwise your best option is to get one of your mates who's preferably got a bit of charisma to talk to her for you, worst thing you can do is ask her out straight away anyway so don't do that ^^

Professey Chin

I recommend headkicks
Wimmin love headkicks

Insect Overlord

Iwannahurl

After making her a cup of tea, read her The Flea. Dazzle her with your knowledge of John Donne's subtle and witty eroticism. That'll get her going.

Then show her the classic Countdown out-take below. Make her laugh and she'll fall for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQw4ixYFWQI

spider guardian

no point aiming for the fireplace if what you want to do is poke the fire. tell her you want to ride her

Banjo Fella

nialldeman wrote: »

how do i get her to like me?

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:
17th century poetry
long walks on the beach
countdown
some light reading

Are those her interests or yours? If they're hers, I think you should be able to concoct a deviously clever way of asking her out from all of that...

Try writing her a poem in the style of Jonathan Swift, entitled "A Description of a Game of Countdown". In it, detail the dashing protagonist Niall's epic struggle to unravel the secrets of the 9-letter conundrum that is "COURTSHIP". Bonus marks if you can include something about Richard Whiteley doing back-flips, while managing to work in the line "I'm consonantly thinking about that girl!" Deliver this poem to her on a beach! Once she's finished reading it, ask her "do you want to go out with me?", and then use an MP3 player to play the Countdown Theme while you await her (hopefully correct) answer. Flawless victory!

Colm!

It's clear that you may be talking about someone who has an interest in old-fashioned values, the 17th century poetry is a dead giveaway to that.

You should challenge her father to a boxing match at the town gates in front of a large audience to declare your love for her. Contact your local druid to organise this. By the Brehon law, the victor of such challenge is seen as a suitable suitor for the daughter. However, there are certain rules that must be followed: under such law one must be capable of making tea for their significant other. Furthermore, if you lose, it is in the position of the father to choose your fate.
Bonus points are awarded if the daughter's name is Róisín, you fight with a plastic bag from Centra over your face, and are able to speak modern urban Irish poetry as Gaeilge.

SarahBeep!

Or you could use THE BEST CHAT UP LINE EVER!!!!


Do you work for Iaranrod Eireann?

Coz you're on-rail

Works eeeeeeeverytime :cool:

Davidius

SarahBeep! wrote: »

Or you could use THE BEST CHAT UP LINE EVER!!!!


Do you work for Iaranrod Eireann?

Coz you're on-rail

Works eeeeeeeverytime :cool:

But what if they're not? Does it still work?

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Follow the advice in this song....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw

nialldeman

guys you re advice is well appreciated
gotta say boards is a great website
further help will be appreciated

ps i got an a in biology just saying ya know just incase u wanted to know