Questions you have been afraid to ask . . .

Where To

. . . in case you look stupid

Mine is:

Is Ireland so-called because the people are full of 'ire'?

Captain_Generic

Why can we report our own posts?

senorwipesalot

where do i go from here wrote: »

. . . in case you look stupid

Mine is:

Is Ireland so-called because the people are full of 'ire'?

You'd put ire on vaseline.

AlmightyCushion

Why are fun sized crisps called that. There is nothing fun about a small bag of crisps.

mikemac

Why did Coca Cola pull Vanilla Coke from the market?

The drink of the gods!
Been a few threads on boards for it, even years after it went from the supemarket shelves it's still talked about

admiralofthefleet

can a hermaphrodite go fuck themselves?

Sonics2k

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

can a hermaphrodite go fuck themselves?

Rule 34.


Mine is, why is the Bro Code not a recognised religion.

Redlion

In the good words of philosraptor- "If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman is around to hear it. Is he still wrong?"

im invisible

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Why can we report our own posts?

if you want a thread moved, or whatever

Busi_Girl08

What the fcuk is a tracker mortgage?!

im invisible

will i get the gimp suit?

MitchKoobski

What happens to a woman on her period if she has a fear of blood?



Does she like...blindfold herself...for the few days...or something...

usernamegoes

If you've been wiping your bum for ages and you keep only getting a little bit left does there come a point when you say '**** it, it's clean enough'?

Dennis the Stone

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Why are fun sized crisps called that. There is nothing fun about a small bag of crisps.

Fun-sized Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars Bars for dwarves.

Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal fun-sized Mars Bars for giants.

King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars Bars for giants.

Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal king-sized Mars Bars for dwarves.

ejmaztec

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

Fun-sized Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars Bars for dwarves.

Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal fun-sized Mars Bars for giants.

King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars Bars for giants.

Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal king-sized Mars Bars for dwarves.

And they're all a lot smaller than they were 20 years ago, except for dwarves and giants who've managed to maintain the status quo.

admiralofthefleet

usernamegoes wrote: »

If you've been wiping your bum for ages and you keep only getting a little bit left does there come a point when you say '**** it, it's clean enough'?

when you 'draw an ace'

Ev84

When you're in the cinema, which armrest is yours?

MitchKoobski

Ev84 wrote: »

When you're in the cinema, which armrest is yours?

Unless it's contested by a guy who's bigger than you, they both are.

The Baltimore Sun

Sorry to break the rules, but i gotta re-hash what i heard from a mate today while looking at a toilet (with WC on the door) at the top of a set of steps.

"Ha...how the hell can anybody get a wheelchair up there?"

...and thats why we shouldn't voice our stupid questions;)

sunflower27

Why is plural not plurals

qz

Why do people post links to websites like this: www(dot)boards(dot)ie

?

The Baltimore Sun

How does the truck that delivers Helium stay on the road?

Nolanger

Do women get a manicure to cure themselves of a man by smarting up their fingernails?

biko

If all cells in the body are replaced every 7 years why do tattoos stay?

Nolanger

If women = men then why do the top chefs/hairdressers/fashion designers have facial hair or are bald?

vampire of kilmainham

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

can a hermaphrodite go fuck themselves?

reckon soooooo :D:eek::eek::eek:

tallaghtmick

why do men have nipples!!!!!!!!

i know the answer im a thanks whore

why did you just read this spoiler? more thanks please:pac:

cgordonfreeman

qz wrote: »

Why do people post links to websites like this: www(dot)boards(dot)ie

?

To try and stop spambots reading them.

vampire of kilmainham

Ev84 wrote: »

When you're in the cinema, which armrest is yours?

the one your resting your arm on :D:D:D:D:D

davoxx

why do people say "you'll understand when you're a parent"?

i do understand .. i just don't care.

OutlawPete

Why did Elvis throw it all away?

What did Ruby have to hide?

davoxx

so we are taking a loan at a higher rate to pay back another loan that we could not pay, from those that do not have any money because we owe them the money, so they are lending us more money to pay back the first loan ... how?

gamgsam

How do Jacobs get the figs in the fig rolls?

watna

feelingstressed wrote: »

Why did Coca Cola pull Vanilla Coke from the market?

Have they? You can get it everywhere in NZ. It's particularly good with rum. Didn't realise you couldn't get it at home. Huzzah!

Ghost Buster

OutlawPete wrote: »

Why did Elvis throw it all away?

What did Ruby have to hide?

Nobody Knows. Is that the answer you were looking for?

Ghost Buster

Why do the word flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

EverEvolving

How did yer man stand up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout?

Captain_Generic

What eye do you look at when you're talking to someone?

Elevelyn

How do deaf people learn how to read?

ziedth

Do blind people dream?

dubtom

It's beyond my comprehension how someone back in the day discovered if you use thousands of 1's and 0's he could make stuff happen on a screen, and if he had used 2's would it still have happened.

11111000010001000110011112?

ziedth

ziedth wrote: »

Do blind people dream?

What an 'insightful' comment :P

Voodoomelon

Does mercury come from Mercury?

Badgermonkey

Why aren't haemorrhoids called assteroids?

chillywilly

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Does mercury come from Mercury?

More importantly, does Mars come from Mars?

Earth does come from Earth

Micky Dolenz

If a girl really likes you, she won't part take in a 3some.

Whats that about?

Balfie

if a crane is needed to build a crane how was the first crane built?

Balfie

qz wrote: »

Why do people post links to websites like this: www(dot)boards(dot)ie

?

Some websites don't allow link sharing. So if it is put in like that then its not classed as a link..

SparkyTech

Why do we place so much importance on academia as a means of a persons value?

Nolanger

Why is big-band crooner music so popular in Ireland all of a sudden?

liah

feelingstressed wrote: »

Why did Coca Cola pull Vanilla Coke from the market?

The drink of the gods!
Been a few threads on boards for it, even years after it went from the supemarket shelves it's still talked about

I had vanilla coke last week.