Slurry pervert is jailed for two years

u140acro3xs7dm

http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/cornwall_news/8927806.Slurry_pervert_is_jailed_for_two_years/

A man repeatedly caught sexually pleasuring himself while surrounded by cow dung has been jailed for two years.
David Truscott, aged 41, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, had been found naked at Woodbury House Farm at Tolgus Mount, Penzance last month.
When officers found him he was covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, and was surrounded by tissues.
At an earlier hearing, Truscott pleaded guilty at Truro Magistrates Court to breaching a restraining order and to causing harassment to Clive Roth, of the family living on the farm.
It was the third time he had been caught in similar circumstances at the same farm.
He was sentenced to two years in prison at Truro Crown Court today by Judge Christopher Elwen.
Judge Elwen turned down defence calls for a suspended sentence saying Truscott had to be jailed for his "bizarre and perverted activities".

Why did he use tissues when he was already covered in shít?

Silverfish

You can't slurry love.

Latchy

Maybe he was banging a pile of the cow dung ...then it all fell apart ?

Naikon

Pretty disturbing, but does this actually require a prison sentance? Why not just give heavy handed probation. The man clearly has issues...

HoneyRyder

I'm still stuck at the 'slurry' and 'pervert' bit being in the one sentence

u140acro3xs7dm

Naikon wrote: »

Pretty disturbing, but does this actually require a prison sentance? Why not just give heavy handed probation. The man clearly has issues...

I was thinking that myself but it seems he has repeatedly broke a restraining order and in fairness if you had some nut job fappin in your garden regularly ya would want him locked up. He aint gonna have an easy time inside.

superfish

lol dirty prick bet the guy who caught him was thinking "why cant it be two girls mud wrestling instead" id hate to be the one who caught him total eye rape

Phoenix Park

Why did he use tissues when he was already covered in shít?[/QUOTE]


Its called dignity.

Tar.Aldarion

Way to slurry his name

spdmrphy

Maybe he just took a great big shi'ite and the tissues were for wipin his hole?

Captain Darling

Thats a real dirty story.....

W.Shakes-Beer

Slurry pervert is jailed for two years

He's really in the shít now.

OutlawPete

Obscene and disgusting.

The sentence that is.

What a world.

stimpson

2 cows 1 cup

FlutterinBantam

Naikon wrote: »

Pretty disturbing, but does this actually require a prison sentance? Why not just give heavy handed probation. The man clearly has issues...

But no tissues.....

Latchy

What a lod of Bull**** .

I Wonder was it Friesian or Heffer cow dung and what his wife had to say about it all ? ....poor Cow

admiralofthefleet

Naikon wrote: »

Pretty disturbing, but does this actually require a prison sentance? Why not just give heavy handed probation. The man clearly has Tissues...

yep...

darragh16

Thank you cows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5dMHtEf0X4

NeedaNewName

meh he is not harming anyone.

Poor Uncle Tom

Yes, first time a thread title doesn't dissapoint.......:p

Gordon

Who's slurry now?

Poor Uncle Tom

Gordon wrote: »

Who's slurry now?

Some poor dope caught shootin' da shi....:D

K-9

"bizarre and perverted activities".

No shyte Sherlock.

PC bleeding heart liberal that I am I can't see what benefit prison will do him.

previous user

I'm the scat maaaaan, baba-daba-de-dap-dup.

ancapailldorcha

I genuinely don't have a response to this.

Hootanany

Pull the udder one

Phoenix Park

K-9 wrote: »

"bizarre and perverted activities".

No shyte Sherlock.

PC bleeding heart liberal that I am I can't see what benefit prison will do him.

Couldn't agree more. Sad nanny state. Its a sad day for us all.

questioner

i see nothing wrong with a fertile sex life.

more to the point OP, how did you come across this story?

(with tissue?)

u140acro3xs7dm

questioner wrote: »

i see nothing wrong with a fertile sex life.

more to the point OP, how did you come across this story?

(with tissue?)

Ok it was me. I am writing this from prison.

Edit: I found some more http://swns.com/dirty-mucker-pervert-who-pleasured-himself-in-manure-jailed-231503.html

A pervert who pleasures himself while covered in farmyard manure was today jailed after plaguing a family with his bizarre fetish for more than SEVEN years.

Weirdo David Truscott, 41, has repeatedly entered the same farm since 2004 to commit sex acts while covered in cow dung and mud.

He has masturbated in a muck spreader and once burned down an outbuilding in frustration when the farmer cleaned his equipment in a bid to deter his mucky habit.

In the latest incident police arrived at the farm in Redruth, Cornwall, to find Truscott covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.

He was jailed for two years at Truro Crown Court yesterday for breaching a restraining order banning him from entering Clive and Jacqueline Roth’s farm.

Sentencing, Judge Christopher Elwen told him he had made the home life of the Roth family ”absolute hell by your bizarre, fetishist and disgusting behaviour”.

He added: ”It is plain from victim impact statements that family members, from the oldest to the youngest, particularly the youngest, have suffered fear and frustration from what you get up to from time to time, they are constantly having to look over their shoulders.”

Jill Wilson, prosecuting, told an earlier hearing that the restraining order had been made in 2009 prohibiting Truscott from entering the farm for any reason.

She said: ”There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud.

”This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years.

”The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit.”

Police had previously arrested Truscott, of Camborne, after he was spotted prowling round the property at 1am in shiny red shorts and latex gloves.

Truscott was caught a second time having stripped to his pants and climbed inside a muck spreader to fondle himself.

Unemployed Truscott was then discovered naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud.

In the latest incident on February 26 he was discovered naked apart from a single sock by the farmer’s 16-year-old son.

Truscott’s previous convictions include arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals.

Police have also previously found 360 pairs of women’s knickers and containers of liquid sludge and hard mud at his home.

The arson conviction was for setting fire to outbuildings and machinery on the farm, causing thousands of pounds’ damage after he failed to find slurry to pleasure himself.

Truscott was jailed for 16 weeks at Truro Crown Court in 2009 after he admitted harassment and received a further 20 week sentence in November of that year for repeating the offence.

He was jailed for three years in 2005 after admitting causing three fires at the farm which destroyed a farm and killed a cow.

Speaking in 2005 defence counsel Michael Melville-Shreeve said Truscott was a ”sad, isolated, peculiar man with peculiar habits” who ”definitely needed help”.

I wonder where the single sock was positioned?

questioner

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Son Of A Vidic

You couldn't even make up weird shit like that, it's so twisted.

CreepingDeath

Bexley Billions Whiff wrote: »

A man repeatedly caught sexually pleasuring himself while surrounded by cow dung has been jailed for two years.

That's not really the best punishment for him, he's probably going to enjoy "slopping out" his cell each morning.

derfderf

Bexley Billions Whiff wrote: »

Ok it was me. I am writing this from prison.

Edit: I found some more http://swns.com/dirty-mucker-pervert-who-pleasured-himself-in-manure-jailed-231503.html


I wonder where the single sock was positioned?

finally a sock crustier than mine.

questioner

well if he cant get a job then we're all fu*ked.

iamstop

2 years for being a dirty wanker? Sure half this country would be in the 'Joy.

tommy21

He must have been Friesian!

Spunge

tommy21 wrote: »

He must have been Friesian!

good god!

Dudess

Seriously, a two-year prison sentence for a bizarre and unhygienic sexual preference that doesn't involve anyone else?

maglite

Am I the only one that wonders what good prison will do this chap, I mean it be quite clear he has a bolt loose and needs a bit of help.

K-9

Dudess wrote: »

Seriously, a two-year prison sentence for a bizarre and unhygienic sexual preference that doesn't involve anyone else?

An introduction to a bar of soap?

amacca

Dudess wrote: »

Seriously, a two-year prison sentence for a bizarre and unhygienic sexual preference that doesn't involve anyone else?

more like a two year prison sentence that is the result seven years of repeatedly trespassing on somebodys property while masturbating in animal faeces and exposing himself to the farmer and his family etc

but I tend to agree with you....I think that slurry was asking for it......

Aoifey!

Surely some sort of therapy would help him more? Although I'd hate to be that family with him hanging around

Stinicker

Am I the only person here who almost immediately assumed this guy was a German before reading the whole story. One of the weirdest things I've ever read, I wonder if he will do a "bobby sands" while on the inside?

Dudess

It would make more sense for him to hold a "clean" protest... :pac:

Stinicker wrote: »

Am I the only person here who almost immediately assumed this guy was a German before reading the whole story.

I'd imagine so.

Solair

It's rather bizarre behaviour and perhaps he needs psychological help of some sort.

However, I don't see what the point of sending him to prison was ? The guy didn't do anyone any harm.

There are far worse things going on than this and he's hardly a sex-offender as he is only inflicting damage on himself and a pile of cow dung.

Buceph

Did any of you read the full thing? He exposed himself to the family living there multiple times, damaged equipment and burned down a shed. Two years may be harsh, but he had to be punished somehow. Surely there was some farmer who would rent him a plot of land with a bit of privacy for a few hours, with all the slurry he could fit between he arse cheeks.

Ditch

Poor bastard. If horse sh!t does it for him, he's welcome to come round and pick my pasture. Then he can roll about and crack off in the dung heaps all he likes. I just wouldn't look when I suspected he was at it.

Save me breaking my back. And save his cell space for come cnut who truly deserves it.

But, that's english law for ye.

upandcumming

I highly doubt he was found the way he was, as it was reported. He was found covered in slurry, yet was worried about a bit of jizz and needed a load of tissues. Rubbish.

Cybertron85

I saw no problems with it at first until I realised he wasn't a farmer, and it wasn't his farm!

Prison is a bit OTT though.

amacca

Buceph wrote: »

Did any of you read the full thing? He exposed himself to the family living there multiple times, damaged equipment and burned down a shed. Two years may be harsh, but he had to be punished somehow. Surely there was some farmer who would rent him a plot of land with a bit of privacy for a few hours, with all the slurry he could fit between he arse cheeks.

perhaps a carefully worded add in the personals


open minded farmer with large pile of unwanted manure

€10 per hour ono

Wolfe Tone

Dudess wrote: »

Seriously, a two-year prison sentence for a bizarre and unhygienic sexual preference that doesn't involve anyone else?

You missed the violating restraining order bit....