Crap bands/music acts/one-hit wonders

jackiebaron · 22-03-2011 1:27pm #1

Was just taking a piss and into my head popped that crap song by that tit who makes all the sounds by himself. No instruments. He pats his chest and makes stupid popping sounds and garbage like that as he sings. Can't remember the clown's name. He's black and sings that song

"..thinking about your body. Thinking about your face"

So what crap acts or bands or singers/songs come to mind?

Another one is that wanker Joe Dolce and his moronic Shaddup You Face. Bad enough as he and his crap song were it stayed at number one blocking Ultravox's anthem Vienna down at number 2.

Vicxas · 22-03-2011 1:28pm

Friday, friday. Its friday... you all know who i mean

TanG411 · 22-03-2011 1:29pm

It's Friiiiday, Friiiiday, Friiiiiiiiday. Tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday follows afterwaaaaaards.

EDIT: Damn you Vicxas.

mike65 · 22-03-2011 1:30pm

jackiebaron wrote: »

Was just taking a piss and into my head popped that crap song by that tit who makes all the sounds by himself. No instruments. He pats his chest and makes stupid popping sounds and garbage like that as he sings. Can't remember the clown's name. He's black and sings that song

"..thinking about your body. Thinking about your face"

Bobby McFerrin - Don't worry be happy about it!

Tahuti · 22-03-2011 1:31pm

jackiebaron wrote: »

Another one is that wanker Joe Dolce and his moronic Shaddup You Face.

What'sa matter you, eh?

Gotta no respect, eh?

speedboatchase · 22-03-2011 1:31pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO7e8pl-Q7A

FatherLen · 22-03-2011 1:31pm

mcdonalds mcdonalds kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut!!!
mcdonalds mcdonalds kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut!!!

get THAT out of your head!

pragmatic1 · 22-03-2011 1:32pm

Anything that comes out of this country except for some trad, Thin Lizzy and The Undertones.

pickarooney · 22-03-2011 1:32pm

The Reynolds Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFOZ6zk_Evo

KeithM89_old · 22-03-2011 1:32pm

That awful awful Ketchup song that youd still hear on holidays 5 years after it came out...

chin_grin · 22-03-2011 1:35pm

NUMA NUMA AY!

maximoose · 22-03-2011 1:35pm

OMC - How Bizarre

Best one hit wonder ever

mike65 · 22-03-2011 1:36pm

Does anyone know the song which is an "Essex Girls by the pool" type self parody, about 4/5 years back I think. Full of "hey hey na-ha" type lyrics. Its terrible and yet compelling.

Irish Halo · 22-03-2011 1:38pm

It would be hard to justify the continued existence of any of these "artists":
http://www.chart-track.co.uk/index.jsp?c=p/musicvideo/music/latest/index_test.jsp&ct=240001

iamstop · 22-03-2011 1:41pm

Every single boy/girl boy-girl band act group EVER.
Westlife
Boyzone
Steps
S Club 7
Blue
to name a few

ALL X factor and whatever Idol crap

AgileMyth · 22-03-2011 1:41pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Anything that comes out of this country except for some trad, Thin Lizzy and The Undertones.

Serious lack of Rory Gallagher in your post.

jackiebaron · 22-03-2011 1:45pm

FatherLen wrote: »

mcdonalds mcdonalds kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut!!!
mcdonalds mcdonalds kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut!!!

get THAT out of your head!

Yeah, that one sucks mean dick!

neilthefunkeone · 22-03-2011 1:45pm

Irish Halo wrote: »

It would be hard to justify the continued existence of any of these "artists":
http://www.chart-track.co.uk/index.jsp?c=p/musicvideo/music/latest/index_test.jsp&ct=240001

Wait a second.. How the Fu*k are Whetus still in the charts?? Teenage dirtbag must be like 5 years old...

AgileMyth · 22-03-2011 1:46pm

iamstop wrote: »

Every single boy/girl boy-girl band act group EVER.
Westlife
Boyzone
Steps
S Club 7
Blue
to name a few

ALL X factor and whatever Idol crap

I'd agree with most of your post. Chris Daughtry and Josiah Leming are decent artists I'd probably never have heard of only for American Idol though.

RichieC · 22-03-2011 1:49pm

Keane, Nickelback, Snow Patrol, Travis and anything that's designed to strip money off parents via their tween. :mad:

I get angry even thinking about this muck.

biko · 22-03-2011 1:51pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_r0oQE5jEU

goose2005 · 22-03-2011 1:51pm

No words can describe the Shaggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9UT2zF8c8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU

AnonoBoy · 22-03-2011 1:53pm

biko wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_r0oQE5jEU

He's playing in Ireland this summer!

pickarooney · 22-03-2011 1:55pm

neilthefunkeone wrote: »

Wait a second.. How the Fu*k are Whetus still in the charts?? Teenage dirtbag must be like 5 years old...

I noticed that as well, and it's more like 11. It must be used in an ad or something.

pragmatic1 · 22-03-2011 1:56pm

The script are another abortion of a band. Kings of leon also suck balls.

iamstop · 22-03-2011 2:02pm

All of the Beddingfields.

frank reynolds · 22-03-2011 2:06pm

mike65 wrote: »

Does anyone know the song which is an "Essex Girls by the pool" type self parody, about 4/5 years back I think. Full of "hey hey na-ha" type lyrics. Its terrible and yet compelling.

is it that horrific song from the late nineties that was all:
"no way no way"
na na na na?

bunch of HOES! hahaha

Guill · 22-03-2011 2:07pm

Where did you come from?
Where did you go Cotton Eye Joe?

Lousy Rednecks.....

frank reynolds · 22-03-2011 2:09pm

the fields of athenry. its the worst of the worst. it's only purpose is to rile up culchies and skangers when theyre on holiday in some kip.

pragmatic1 · 22-03-2011 2:09pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNsmiqmaEWo

120_Minutes · 22-03-2011 2:11pm

jackiebaron wrote: »

Was just taking a piss and into my head popped that crap song by that tit who makes all the sounds by himself. No instruments. He pats his chest and makes stupid popping sounds and garbage like that as he sings. Can't remember the clown's name. He's black and sings that song

"..thinking about your body. Thinking about your face"

So what crap acts or bands or singers/songs come to mind?

Another one is that wanker Joe Dolce and his moronic Shaddup You Face. Bad enough as he and his crap song were it stayed at number one blocking Ultravox's anthem Vienna down at number 2.

Bobby mcferrin is far from crap op. He's a massively talented individual.

jackiebaron · 22-03-2011 2:23pm

120_Minutes wrote: »

Bobby mcferrin is far from crap op. He's a massively talented individual.

He's CRAP! OK?

jackiebaron · 22-03-2011 2:27pm

120_Minutes wrote: »

Bobby mcferrin is far from crap op. He's a massively talented individual.

Seriously, he maybe talented. I just think all that popping and clucking to substitute for instruments is dumb. He should just sing. He has a decent voice.

Rjd2 · 22-03-2011 2:29pm

Thankfully nothing he did afterwards was as successful as this monstrosity...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFe41uvBq2I

jackiebaron · 22-03-2011 2:30pm

A few other embarassments were

Foster & Allen singing Bunch of Thyme on TOTP. They were dressed as leprechauns. Good Jaysus!!

And that prick with his puppet Orville. Absolute ****!

The fcukin' Birdy Song sucked too.

Saila · 22-03-2011 2:35pm

chin_grin wrote: »

NUMA NUMA AY!

I use to HATE that one, but then I went on holiday [to europe] and it was played to death so it got attached to all the good memories --> so now its a cooool song :pac:

Chairman Meow · 22-03-2011 2:37pm

Rjd2 wrote: »

Thankfully nothing he did afterwards was as successful as this monstrosity...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFe41uvBq2I

Hard to believe ****e like that was around in 2000. You have to love how disinterested Mark McCabe looks in the video tho. He looks like a bingo caller. "and shes dancin....22....Thats number 22"

Sugarlumps · 22-03-2011 2:44pm

Hey don't say anything bad about s-club, 2 out of the 3 bitches were fine.

mike65 · 22-03-2011 2:45pm

frank reynolds wrote: »

is it that horrific song from the late nineties that was all:
"no way no way"
na na na na?

bunch of HOES! hahaha

Thats the one, my timeline was a little off (a sure sign of getting old)

Sit back and relapse (into a coma)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwB-f1xfxM

iamstop · 22-03-2011 3:52pm

OP listen this guy all the way through and tell me it is not impressive. The only noises he is not making in the whole recordings is the crowd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjYobyChFqo

:cool:

admiralofthefleet · 22-03-2011 3:56pm

ive always hated oasis even at the height of their fame, blur are far superior

the best one hit wonder was doop - doop

Donal Og O Baelach · 22-03-2011 4:16pm

Republic of Loos

Meewaauuugghhhhhheeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaah! Oh yeah! Owwwwwwwooooooooneeeeeeeyaughhhhhayayayaymuuuuuuuseee!

Could never figure out what the feck they were trying to be.

admiralofthefleet · 22-03-2011 4:17pm

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

Republic of Loos

Meewaauuugghhhhhheeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaah! Oh yeah! Owwwwwwwooooooooneeeeeeeyaughhhhhayayayaymuuuuuuuseee!

Could never figure out what the feck they were trying to be.

their lead singer lives on my fiance's street in terenure. he is a twat

Duggy747 · 22-03-2011 4:23pm

That ultra-fast DumDumDumDumDumDum dance music with the obligatory high-pitched chipmunk voice ripping lyrics off a one-hit wonder song that nobody remembers except those who watch VH1.

Can usually be heard in a battered Honda Civic overflowing with lads.

I like some dance music but not that bullshìt.

kelle · 22-03-2011 4:24pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE

RichieC · 22-03-2011 4:25pm

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

Republic of Loos

Meewaauuugghhhhhheeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaah! Oh yeah! Owwwwwwwooooooooneeeeeeeyaughhhhhayayayaymuuuuuuuseee!

Could never figure out what the feck they were trying to be.

I liked Tomb of the juice.

admiralofthefleet · 22-03-2011 4:47pm

kelle wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE

nostalgic fap material, especially the bint in the silver hotpants

JerryHandbag · 22-03-2011 5:12pm

"Dance To Tipperary". Absolute garbage. If you like a trad/electro mix check out Afro Celt Sound System instead.

electrobanana · 22-03-2011 5:20pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

That ultra-fast DumDumDumDumDumDum dance music with the obligatory high-pitched chipmunk voice ripping lyrics off a one-hit wonder song that nobody remembers except those who watch VH1.

Can usually be heard in a battered Honda Civic overflowing with lads.

I like some dance music but not that bullshìt.

Man i feel your pain there's a few of them chipmunk civics around my way that has to be the worst music ever.I actully feel sorry for them.