Best pissed meal

pragmatic1

Only after making myself a chicken fillet and chips and a glass of miilk, completely pissed. Tasty as ****. Whats your best pissed meal.

Jesus Wept

a blast of piss

Shulgin

Hillbillies!

brendansmith

In china they eat monkey brains.

They bring in a monkey in a cage, get it pissed and bring it up through a hole in the table.

They then lop the top of the skull off and pour boiling oil in and start eating the brains.

Thats a pissed meal ahahahahahahahahah!

Killer Pigeon

I eat it (hom nom nom) and then piss on it.

southsiderosie

$5.99 American-style breakfast at 4am: 2 eggs,2 sausage, 2 bacon, 2 pancakes, plus OJ. Nom nom nom.

Most of our food is ****e, but diner breakfasts are one of the few things I missed when I left the States.

Chaotic_Forces

Drunk or hungover?

Either way a glass of milk SHOULD be your drink.

As for an actual meal, there are many.

I've had a subway roll to a breast of chicken.
You need to make sure you are filled, properly. DO NOT GO TO BED ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Please don't.

It is far, far easy (and overall safer) to fill up and hit the jacks with nice break in the morning than to puke and feel bad.

Metallitroll

brendansmith wrote: »

In china they eat monkey brains.

They bring in a monkey in a cage, get it pissed and bring it up through a hole in the table.

They then lop the top of the skull off and pour boiling oil in and start eating the brains.

Thats a pissed meal ahahahahahahahahah!

fairly certain cute piece of ass joyce in shanghai doesn't do that.. says i'm her li'l capuchin :eek: does she actually wanna eat my brains?!

what to do is take a kebab in both hands, and just mash it into your face and that is pissed etiquette

Killer Pigeon

southsiderosie wrote: »

$5.99 American-style breakfast at 4am: 2 eggs,2 sausage, 2 bacon, 2 pancakes, plus OJ. Nom nom nom.

Most of our food is ****e, but diner breakfasts are one of the few things I missed when I left the States.

Diner breakfasts are disgusting after a drunken night out. I remember having a uber-jumbo breakfast role at 7:00 am after coming from a drinking binge - I felt so incredibly sick 10 minutes after eating it. Vomited all over this beautiful Georgian bench and was basically sick for the week.

Lots of alcohol + hot food afterward = DISASTER!!

Chaotic_Forces

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Diner breakfasts are disgusting after a drunken night out. I remember having a uber-jumbo breakfast role at 7:00 am after coming from a drinking binge - I felt so incredibly sick 10 minutes after eating it. Vomited all over this beautiful Georgian bench and was basically sick for the week.

Lots of alcohol + girly stomach afterward = DISASTER!!

I fixed it for you.

southsiderosie

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Diner breakfasts are disgusting after a drunken night out. I remember having a uber-jumbo breakfast role at 7:00 am after coming from a drinking binge - I felt so incredibly sick 10 minutes after eating it. Vomited all over this beautiful Georgian bench and was basically sick for the week.

Lots of alcohol + hot food afterward = DISASTER!!

Amateur. :rolleyes:

Oh, and breakfast rolls are disgusting whether drunk or not. I'm talking about a PROPER breakfast.

karlog

I don't mind a kebab when pissed. I have to be pissed when eating it though, theres no way i can stomach one when sober.

Killer Pigeon

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

I fixed it for you.

"girly stomach"

****, what are are you!?

OutlawPete

Well, after a few JDs and the odd Beer, I like to Dine at the Y.

Some of my fav meals they serve there are:

Egg McMuff
Bikini Burger
Tuna Taco
Fuzz Sandwich
Box Lunch
Fanny Noshing
Bush Dinner
Fur Burger
Clam Lapping
Fur Pie
Chow Box

Washed by two or three Cream Pies.

lecker Hendl

There's no such thing as bad food when you're pissed. I'd eat the hands off a scabby baby.

Jesus Wept

southsiderosie wrote: »

$5.99 American-style breakfast at 4am: 2 eggs,2 sausage, 2 bacon, 2 pancakes, plus OJ. Nom nom nom.

Most of our food is ****e, but diner breakfasts are one of the few things I missed when I left the States.

$1.99 pancakes and sausage patties.
mmmmvegas.

Frisbee

Taco Chips.... mmmmmmm

MagicMarker

Kebab and chips, or subway.

Sam Vimes

Best pissed meal has to be: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/03/19/local-chinese-delicacy-eggs-boiled-urine/

Local Chinese Delicacy: Eggs Boiled in Urine

Of all the cultures in the world, you have to respect China for never letting go of thousands-of-years-old customs, even when it involves boiling eggs in the urine of young boys.

Pace2008

southsiderosie wrote: »

$5.99 American-style breakfast at 4am: 2 eggs,2 sausage, 2 bacon, 2 pancakes, plus OJ. Nom nom nom.

Most of our food is ****e, but diner breakfasts are one of the few things I missed when I left the States.

This looked like a winner till I remembered American-style (and pretty much anywhere-outside-of-Ireland-style) bacon and sausages are absolutely putrid.

toe_knee

Taco chips and a doner kebab. Best ever. And the **** that lands all over your top you can have for breakfast the following morning Top tip

jackiebaron

southsiderosie wrote: »

$5.99 American-style breakfast at 4am: 2 eggs,2 sausage, 2 bacon, 2 pancakes, plus OJ. Nom nom nom.

Most of our food is ****e, but diner breakfasts are one of the few things I missed when I left the States.

Dude...BIGTIME!!!!!

The diner breakfast is the only thing I miss about the US. Plastered drunk in Queens or Brooklyn at 4am. Stagger into the 24 hour diner.

2 eggs, over easy
bacon, sausage, hashbrowns all on a mountain of corned-beef hash
toast, juice, coffee, milk and a bloody mary.

Legend!

WoollyRedHat

Noodles.. uneaten noodles.

kfallon

If I'm that pissed I couldn't give a fook, I'd prob think dogfood was nice :pac:

fakearms123

I was so hungry when I was hammered once that all that was in the house was coleslaw, one slice of stale white bread, salmon and a banana, I had the best open sandwich that night!

Sanjuro

For some reason, boiled eggs with toast and loads of salt on the eggs. I'm not particularly crazy about them when sober, but man alive, drunk Sanjuro loves 'em.

jackiebaron

southsiderosie wrote: »

Amateur. :rolleyes:

Oh, and breakfast rolls are disgusting whether drunk or not. I'm talking about a PROPER breakfast.

Hear hear! Rosie. Me and a few mates went on a 20 hour bender in Woodside, New York many moons ago. We basically drank for eight hours, had a diner breakfast, drank for another 8 hours, had another diner breakfast, back on the lock until it was time to throw in the towel at noon the next day and crash hard. Woke up Sunday evening feeling groggy but ok....pizza and a few beers (and a multi vitamin) to knock us out again so we'd sleep through the night and be ok for monday morning.

Luxie

If I'm still under the influence I find pasta to be the best (and safest to prepare).

sbsquarepants

It's a close run thing. If out and about then a doner kebab is the obvious choice, however if you're at home then fresh cod and chips from the chipper (preferably burdocks but sure beggars can't always be choosers!).:D

Aidric

kfallon wrote: »

If I'm that pissed I couldn't give a fook, I'd prob think dogfood was nice :pac:

Probably not.

Overflow

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Drunk or hungover?

Either way a glass of milk SHOULD be your drink.

As for an actual meal, there are many.

I've had a subway roll to a breast of chicken.
You need to make sure you are filled, properly. DO NOT GO TO BED ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Please don't.

It is far, far easy (and overall safer) to fill up and hit the jacks with nice break in the morning than to puke and feel bad.

Is that you mother ?

suicide_circus

sbsquarepants wrote: »

It's a close run thing. If out and about then a doner kebab is the obvious choice, however if you're at home then fresh cod and chips from the chipper (preferably burdocks but sure beggars can't always be choosers!).:D

you have a chipper in your gaf?

kfallon

Aidric wrote: »

Probably not.

You're obviously not drinking enough!

JerryHandbag

Home-cremated Dr.Oetker pizza.

sbsquarepants

suicide_circus wrote: »

you have a chipper in your gaf?

I wish! But alas, no.
I do however have a phone but abrakebabra don't deliver, the chipper however are more than happy to bing me a big greasy bag-o-joy. This thread is make me hungry!:)

qz

Best I've managed to rustle up while hammered is a steak with wedges and some veg. Damn I'm good.

STIG83

Garlic bread and taco pizza from Apache.

Poor Craythur

Zaytoon chicken shish, every time.

johnmcdnl

pizza... or a bag of chips.. the old reliables still work the best

admiralofthefleet

a fresh cod and chips or an indian - powerful the following morning

Max Power1

Doner kebab and taco cheese fries ftw.

Failing that, a nice 1/2 pounder and chips.

VictoriaC

Pizza - there's a pizza place i always long for at 3am!

the other night my mates went all formal on me and it was Eddie Rockets!

mcmoustache

STIG83 wrote: »

Garlic bread and taco pizza from Apache.

Damn right. Their taco chips are great too.

Tahuti

Best pissed meal?

Bear.

Grylled.

Kerrydude1981

My best pissed meal has to be Pizza followed in a close second by Quarter pounder and chips and curry,had Tacos a few times in Abrakebabra,savage after a feed of pints

sheesh

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Zaytoon chicken shish, every time.

if i could thank that pos twice i would.....

the only kebab shop I have gone into sober to

evil_seed

+1 for Zaytoon.

Also a chip baguette from Abras is nice. So is my own toast, mustard and black puddin combo if I'm feeling all Gordon Ramsey when I get in from a session

senorwipesalot

If im scuttered ill ate the balls off a low flying crow.

Canis Lupus

If drunk and out it's gotta be curry chips.

If home and I've my wits about me carbonara pasta or cheese and bacon pasta bake.

blaze1

Curry or stereotypical kebab for me

Tilt Gone

thai green curry with chips and rice