Its coming....

falan

Sept 11th- New york
Janurary 11th- Haiti
March 11th- Japan

Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.



Hmmmmm:eek:;)

Duckworth_Luas

falan wrote: »

and great signs from heaven.

I'll wait for ^that^ until I get worried. It's been 2000 or so years and not even one great sign from heaven yet!

Latchy

I like 11 . It's one of my lucky lotto numbers .

falan

falan wrote: »

Sept 11th- New york
Janurary 11th- Haiti
March 11th- Japan

Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.



Hmmmmm:eek:;)

An earthquake isn't exactly a sign from heaven, bit too low down!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Jesus is coming?


Crap.....................better look busy, LOL ROFL OMG EEK

Amhran Nua

An Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed a while ago bearing the words "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common."

So I wouldn't be holding my breath.

falan

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

I'll wait for ^that^ until I get worried. It's been 2000 or so years and not even one great sign from heaven yet!

But don't you see....Jesus Christ was the first person to respond to this thread by thanking my post....Jesus is a boardsie...How cool is that:D:D

Joey the lips

I'm comming.........Not

Tomebagel

I like luke:P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3UL_uCNWCo

go to 2.34

Fart

March 11th 2004 - Madrid bombings. :cool:

I never seem to have any good memories on my birthday... except for eating pizza whilst watching the news.

Coriolanus

/fap
I'm coming.

Spunge

falan wrote: »

Sept 11th- New york
Janurary 11th- Haiti
March 11th- Japan

Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.



Hmmmmm:eek:;)

War, hunger, natural disasters?
Sounds pretty normal to me.

crossmolinalad

sept 11 planes in tower

Lone Stone

polar shift ftw

I cant wait for my new life as mad max roaming the waste's of the old world eating dog food and what not, i need someone to set up a thunder dome and find tina turner so i can stroll in and whoop some ass.

Duckworth_Luas

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

admit it, you made the Jesus account yourself!

Not necessarily so. Jesus has been known to be capable of bi-location. He might then be both seated at the right hand of the Lord in Heaven and posting on Boards.ie from an internet café on Talbot Street, Dublin.

Doublin

falan wrote: »

Hmmmmm:eek:;)

The most relevant part of the post, "Hmmmmmm"; tried on a couple of times to read the Good Book but just too many inconsistencies (and preconceived aversion towards the CC) :- [I won't say anything more derogatory due to respect towards believers & the good it brings to their life].

But, the way I see it is, if there a Grand Plan - a Beginning & End determined by a power greater then us then so be it, I hope they make it speedier for those in pain and for those who are not may it result in a better existence.. But either way we just have to work with what we have and meet our daily challenges as they arise as best we can..

falan

falan wrote: »

Sept 11th- New york
Janurary 11th- Haiti
March 11th- Japan

Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.



Hmmmmm:eek:;)

If it isn't- That's conspiracy theory trolltastic Bullcrap.

If it is- We're not supposed to realise it anyway. Just sitback, live Christian lives and enjoy the ride.

Crazy troll is crazy.

mawk

April 11th 2011

GLOBAL WARMING HITS!



we didn't listen.

Saila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgfQ9G3vi-8

Nhead

'There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.'

Brian 19:79

falan

Wait, i'm the OP and i just realised that Haiti was on the 12th Jan not the 11th, so we are safe....:D

Saila

it was the twelvth if you heard about it whilein Aus or NZ

pragmatic1

Yeah cause wars and natural disasters are so rare. Its not like they've happened every year since history began.

Companero

a bunch of people from 2000 years ago, so thick and primitive that they had never heard of America or Australia and had no idea that diseases were caused by bacteria and viruses, have very highly formed and specific opinions on the meanings of Earthquakes that happened 2000 years after they were born.

Well, no probably not.

Oh_Noes

Lone Stone wrote: »

polar shift ftw

I cant wait for my new life as mad max roaming the waste's of the old world eating dog food and what not, i need someone to set up a thunder dome and find tina turner so i can stroll in and whoop some ass.

I bagsy the motorised slash hook.

Or feckit I might just use Michael D Higgins and Paul O'Connell to make a masterblaster.

Sea Sharp

People seem to forget that all the doomsday'yness in the bible is always written in the form "These things will shortly take place".
It's been 2,000 years, the end of the world hasn't come, get over it.
And if the world does end, it won't be because of some pathological, egotistical supreme being.

Sunnyisland

Amhran Nua wrote: »

An Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC Bribery and corruption are common."

Even then they new about the coming of the fianna fail party

Colmo52

Anyone else think that its a bit weird that the OP was thanked by Jesus Christ.

ThatGuyHughesy

The movie 2012 was released on the 11th November 2009 as well!

The end is nigh!

mattjack

Amhran Nua wrote: »

An Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed a while ago bearing the words "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common."

So I wouldn't be holding my breath.

aw not those Assyrian clay tablets again.......

F1ngers

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

It's been 2000 14 billion or so years and not even one great sign from heaven yet!

FYP.

dlofnep

What about the 1000's of events and natural disasters that didn't fall on the 11th of a month? What a ridiculous thread.

Duckworth_Luas

F1ngers wrote: »

FYP.

And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Post, fix thyself

Luke 4:23

Eoin_Sheehy

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

I'll wait for ^that^ until I get worried. It's been 2000 or so years and not even one great sign from heaven yet!

Had you not seen BOD's unmatchable performance today?

Captain_Generic

dlofnep wrote: »

What about the 1000's of events and natural disasters that didn't fall on the 11th of a month? What a ridiculous thread.

That is the only inconsistency in the bible alright

Feeona

At last me and Jesus agree on something

alandublin15

checks dates he last got laid.

feb 1989
feb 1999
feb 2009
feb ...ah 2019 FFS


come onn.....:(

Craebear

Oh just **** off with this ****e

ascanbe

I'm reserving judgement until i see Morgan Freeman's take on this.

partyatmygaff

While I don't agree with the OP in any way...

Companero wrote: »

a bunch of people from 2000 years ago, so thick and primitive that they had never heard of America or Australia

First of all, how exactly is not hearing of America or Australia the basis for being thick and primitive?

Secondly and much more importantly.

had no idea that diseases were caused by bacteria and viruses

Lol, do you seriously believe that all diseases are caused by bacteria and viruses? It's pretty rich of you to call people primitive and then come up with something like that.

geetar

falan wrote: »

Sept 11th- New york
Janurary 11th- Haiti
March 11th- Japan

Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.



Hmmmmm:eek:;)

you seemed to leave out alot of events, especially the boxing day tsunami which killed about 4 times the amount as all of the mentioned combined.

i hate this dooms day baloney. if whats your saying is correct, jesus has been almost returning for the last 2011 years.

pajor

Well.. was watchin a programme on National Geographic the other day about the Rapture. When you start seeing people being vaporised then start panicking

phasers

If the apocolypse is anything like it's portrayed on tv, it's going to be fcuking epic. Dibs on being a hired mercinary for Jesus

phasers

geetar wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06VGv8fgIMc

There you go geetar

geetar

phasers wrote: »

There you go geetar

thanks , not gonna try do that again!

Captain_Generic

phasers wrote: »

There you go geetar

I think its a bit late to get in the good books at this stage

ei.sdraob

benwavner wrote: »

Jesus is coming?

yes

mawk

mawk wrote: »

April 11th 2011

GLOBAL WARMING HITS!



we didn't listen.

Dec 11 2010 mini ice age over Northwest Europe!

phasers

Captain_Generic wrote: »

I think its a bit late to get in the good books at this stage

St. Peter owes me a favour

Agonist

And not forgetting the holy Qu'ran

Surat Ţāhā 20:12
Indeed, I am your Lord, so remove your sandals.

thomasj

falan wrote: »

Sept 11th- New york
Janurary 11th- Haiti
March 11th- Japan

Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.



Hmmmmm:eek:;)

The September 11th new York attackn was man-made as was the Madrid March 11th Madrid attack . Hardly a sign from heaven

I don't think when the attackers chose the date they were thinking of Jesus given their religion.