Have you shagged a boardsie?

IamtheWalrus

I haven't but I want to. It'd be a real turn-on. I'm always flirting with female members over PMs in the hope they live close to me and want a shag.

Never works.

Blazer

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

I haven't but I want to. It'd be a real turn-on. I'm always flirting with female members over PMs in the hope they live close to me and want a shag.

Never works.

with that name? are you surprised

Saila

female members.. stop your killin me!

KeithM89_old

No but i have slagged a few...

Jumpy

Sc@recrow wrote: »

with that name? are you surprised

*cough*

The walrus has an air sac under its throat which acts like a floatation bubble and allows it to bob vertically in the water and sleep. The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (25 in) in length, the largest of any land mammal, both in absolute size and relative to body size.[4]

alwaysadub

There are no women on the internet sure!

ziggy

This post has been deleted.

brummytom

Not to their knowledge

Gummy Panda

No.. still working on belly rubs first

Tahuti

Yes, I have.

Geek sex rules.

Biggins

Yes. Repeatedly.



















(my wife)

Dravokivich

alwaysadub wrote: »

There are no women on the internet sure!

I agree with him ^

Jim

The more important question is have you ever shagged someone who isn't a boardsie?

Yakult

I did it with a spambot once. Kept trying to sell me electronics for knock off prices so it ended pretty quickly.

Knasher

alwaysadub wrote: »

There are no women on the internet sure!

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

I'm always flirting with female members over PMs in the hope they live close to me and want a shag.

I sense a connection here somewhere.

latenia

I've been banging this boardsie for the last 5 years:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=438890

strokemyclover

latenia wrote: »

I've been banging this boardsie for the last 5 years:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=438890

I clicked on the "Befriend Yore Ma" link a while ago and haven't received a response yet!

All of a sudden she develops standards! Pfft!

mawk

Yes, but she became one after the fact.

Probably frequents pi nowadays

FlutterinBantam

Was about ready to introduce a strong woody, peeled and skinned, up the eager klopper of a UCD Arts student, when she announces that " This is a great end to a day which had a bad start"



I felt obliged to ask, while holding the "bag of beans on the clutch" with difficulty.

Got a week's ban from "Bands and Musicians" this morning.:eek:

Gave the mutton drapes a good flitterin' after that.


never got her user name sorry:mad:

xoxyx

That was flirting???

(Awaits vicious comeback.)

sunflower27

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was about ready to introduce a strong woody, peeled and skinned, up the eager klopper of a UCD Arts student, when she announces that " This is a great end to a day which had a bad start"



I felt obliged to ask, while holding the "bag of beans on the clutch" with difficulty.

Got a week's ban from "Bands and Musicians" this morning.:eek:

Gave the mutton drapes a good flitterin' after that.


never got her user name sorry:mad:

Are you under the influence of illegal drugs?

FlutterinBantam

sunflower27 wrote: »

Are you under the influence of illegal drugs?

Legal;)

Saila

not yet

hondasam

If I answer truthfully can it be used as evidence against me ?

blackdog2

Not quite, but while sitting beside a boardsie I squeezed out a bagfull of tear gas from my boxer's glove. It sounded like a dockers cough

It was the start of a beautiful thing

Seaneh

yes, yes I have.

Almost, but not quite.

Boxoffrogs

No, but it's on my 'to do' list right behind taking my driving test, so probably never then!

CathyMoran

Of course I have - am happily married to my wonderful husband who is a fellow boardsie and am currently pregnant with his daughter (we already have a young son).

mawk

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was about ready to introduce a strong woody, peeled and skinned, up the eager klopper of a UCD Arts student, when she announces that " This is a great end to a day which had a bad start"



I felt obliged to ask, while holding the "bag of beans on the clutch" with difficulty.

Got a week's ban from "Bands and Musicians" this morning.:eek:

Gave the mutton drapes a good flitterin' after that.


never got her user name sorry:mad:

I... don't... understand.

FlutterinBantam

Have I? No.

Wanted to?

*glances in Twee.'s direction*

Ey, ow you doin'?

*slapped face*

I deserved that......

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was about ready to introduce a strong woody, peeled and skinned, up the eager klopper of a UCD Arts student, when she announces that " This is a great end to a day which had a bad start"



I felt obliged to ask, while holding the "bag of beans on the clutch" with difficulty.

Got a week's ban from "Bands and Musicians" this morning.:eek:

Gave the mutton drapes a good flitterin' after that.


never got her user name sorry:mad:

I reckon you could find out, if you gave the exact day it happened to the mods, then let them check who got banned that day.

Then she might be willing to play *puts on shades* a different tune.
YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.............................

CrazyRabbit

Unfortunately not. Despite the many many PM's saying "Fúck you", none of them ever follow through.

latenia

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was about ready to introduce a strong woody, peeled and skinned, up the eager klopper of a UCD Arts student, when she announces that " This is a great end to a day which had a bad start"



I felt obliged to ask, while holding the "bag of beans on the clutch" with difficulty.

Got a week's ban from "Bands and Musicians" this morning.:eek:

Gave the mutton drapes a good flitterin' after that.


never got her user name sorry:mad:

The really funny thing about your posts about your sexual exploits is that none of them sound like something anyone who's ever had sex would say. My guess is you spend your evenings combing 'Roger's Profanasaurus' to prepare your boards posts for the next day.

Micky Dolenz

Only one, but he never PM's me any more so I want back to doggy instead.

Bodhisopha

I've penetrated a few cats on the football forum. Metaphorically speaking, of course


Edit: Futbol forum.

macroboy

NOO...cmon what sort of desperate starving animal with one leg missing ,would stoop so low??

really?

i-digress

Yep! My husband.

Yeah

macroboy

macroboy wrote: »

NOO...cmon what sort of desperate starving animal with one leg missing ,would stoop so low??

really?

OI! lack of a limb has NO bearing on the sexiness/unsexiness of a woman!

In fact, there's some things that only very limber or limbless folk could do......(f*cked if I know any of them though...)

RichieC

Hard to say, I'd never think to ask a girl if she posted on boards.

Novella

Yup.

Tar.Aldarion

No, he banged me

Kya1976

Well yes of course;)

3 in total so I win!

Saila

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

No, he banged me

heres a girl who knows who wears the trousers :cool:

opinion guy

Hmmm think of it this way people. If you are playing the Irish scene so to speak.....there is a statistical inevitability that at some point you have, or will, sleep with a boardsie.

Would be funny thou to think who it might be. That f**king misogynistic bastard whose posts you hate could be the guy whose knob you sucked last night!!!!!
(and vice-gender-swapped-versa)

this is arse

no, i'm not that hard up.

sgb

No they might want to rate my thread

Cat Melodeon

I probably have. I'm a respectable married woman now, but doing the whole statistical analysis thingy (# users on boards) /(years spent living in Dublin x years spent on night shift x years spent in college x nights spent in Coppers) then yes, probably most of you who have ever actually had sex will have come across me (so to speak) at some stage.

sunflower27

Nope.

KeithAFC

Nope. Owned many on here though.

Raze_them_all

yeah, i dont know if that means i win or fail the internet though seeing as how there is no women on the internets