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So have any of you ever heard/walked in on your parents?

  • 17-03-2011 1:50am
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭


    Just happened about 15 minutes ago for the first time ever. They weren't actually having sex, worse - my mother appeared to be giving my father some sort of a lap dance.

    I know that parents are people too and I want to have a sex life at that age blah blah but jesus, I think I'm traumatised.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    No. And I hope I never do.

    Oh no.

    God no.

    Oh, pics or GTFO! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭SarahBeep!


    Just happened about 15 minutes ago for the first time ever. They weren't actually having sex, worse - my mother appeared to be giving my father some sort of a lap dance.

    I know that parents are people too and I want to have a sex life at that age blah blah but jesus, I think I'm traumatised.

    Well you hardly expected them to be virgins :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Lapdance eh?

    Definitely worse. Much worse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Just happened about 15 minutes ago for the first time ever. They weren't actually having sex, worse - my mother appeared to be giving my father some sort of a lap dance.

    I know that parents are people too and I want to have a sex life at that age blah blah but jesus, I think I'm traumatised.
    And the first thing you did was come in here and tell us?? :p
    Im with jumpguy on this, pics or GTFO.

    You did take pics, right?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    And the first thing you did was come in here and tell us?? :p
    Im with jumpguy on this, pics or GTFO.

    You did take pics, right?

    Well actually, the first thing I did was type it into yahoo answers so I'd know I wasn't alone :p

    My camera was in the other room, sorry


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    So like, the least you could do is describe it in more detail.

    Like, was she completely naked?
    If not, what was she wearing?
    Was it a kind of slow, sensual lap-dance, or more of a fast-paced excited one?
    On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the performance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,210 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    what age are your parents


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    So like, the least you could do is describe it in more detail.

    Like, was she completely naked?
    If not, what was she wearing?
    Was it a kind of slow, sensual lap-dance, or more of a fast-paced excited one?
    On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the performance?
    I hate you
    shamrock55 wrote: »
    what age are your parents
    Either 50 and 51 or 51 and 52. :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Either 50 and 51 or 51 and 52. :/
    /thinks hard


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    Well I was hoping that others would share their traumatising experiences but of course, being boards, it turns into a 'take the piss out of the OP' thread :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,210 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    christ fair play i hope my missus will be giving me lapdances when we are in our 50s then again i dont even get them now:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    shamrock55 wrote: »
    christ fair play i hope my missus will be giving me lapdances when we are in our 50s then again i dont even get them now:D
    Im sure we could arrange something between coeurdepirates parents and yourself ;)

    Pm us if your intrested :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Well I was hoping that others would share their traumatising experiences but of course, being boards, it turns into a 'take the piss out of the OP' thread :rolleyes:

    I wholeheartedly feel your pain at walking in on your ma giving your dad a lapdance OP. It never happened to me so I find it hard to empathise but it could be worse, they could have been in costumes or using toys.

    There, there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,210 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    ha ha does she have a webcam:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭Jamie Starr


    If you want to discourage them, when it happens again just say "Threesome?"







    Hopefully it doesn't backfire...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 703 ✭✭✭obliviousgrudge


    Yeah, when I was like 9 or 10.

    I wasn't 100% sure and I asked my mum the next day, and yes, they were doing the dirty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I moderated this forum for over 2 years, and I don't ever recall this subject coming up. I'm amazed it took this long tbh! :pac:

    To answer the OP's question: no, I have never walked in on or heard anything "inappropriate". If I ever did, I successfully managed to suppress it and never speak of it again LALALALA etc.

    Oh and lapdance, eh? Much worse than hearing them have sex tbh. You unfortunate thing. I feel bad for you, but reserve the right to point and laugh at you! :pac:

    [Nelson]HA HA![/Nelson]


  • Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    16 years old and coming home from my first disco, after being warned to be home by half 11 and breaking my neck legging it home in time so i wouldnt get grounded and miss the next one, i get in the front door just minutes after half 11, the landing light is on so i assume all are in bed and they'll call out to me as i go into bed, so i head into kitchen to get a glass of water, i open the door and reach to turn on the light switch only to be met by shrieks from my mum, ''Dont turn on the lights!"....A little bit confused as to what's going on as the telly's not on and my brain hasnt yet caught up with my mouth, i ask them what are they doing sitting in the dark! Realisation dawns on me and i back out of there quick smart and head off to bed freaked out! I then got pure pissed off, they knew the time i had to be home for yet still went at it in the fecking kitchen, Morto!

    The tension was unbearable for the next few days, i can tell ya:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    MonicaBing wrote: »
    16 years old and coming home from my first disco, after being warned to be home by half 11 and breaking my neck legging it home in time so i wouldnt get grounded and miss the next one, i get in the front door just minutes after half 11, the landing light is on so i assume all are in bed and they'll call out to me as i go into bed, so i head into kitchen to get a glass of water, i open the door and reach to turn on the light switch only to be met by shrieks from my mum, ''Dont turn on the lights!"....A little bit confused as to what's going on as the telly's not on and my brain hasnt yet caught up with my mouth, i ask them what are they doing sitting in the dark! Realisation dawns on me and i back out of there quick smart and head off to bed freaked out! I then got pure pissed off, they knew the time i had to be home for yet still went at it in the fecking kitchen, Morto!

    The tension was unbearable for the next few days, i can tell ya:D

    Danger ride obviously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Nah never happened to me. But I remember I was staying in a cheap hotel in Paris with the walls as thin as cardboard and next door they were...y'know, having a good time. That was one awkward weird night with my family, looking back :o thank god I was only 8 or I'd have been mortified!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Hahahaha eww..

    Why were you walking into your parents room at near 1 am though? :o

    My parent's don't have sex, I was an immaculate conception.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    Noel2k9 wrote: »
    Hahahaha eww..

    Why were you walking into your parents room at near 1 am though? :o

    My parent's don't have sex, I was an immaculate conception.
    To make it 100x worse...
    IT. WAS. THE. ****ING. SITTING. ROOM.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    To make it 100x worse...
    IT. WAS. THE. ****ING. SITTING. ROOM.

    Ewww, that does make it a lot worse! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    The couch will need to be incinerated so!

    And to answer the question, yes. I have :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 902 ✭✭✭Cows Go µ


    Never heard my parents and I really hope in never do. I would be scarred for life.

    I have heard my brother and his girlfriend though which was awful, I was sitting quietly on the internet just before going to bed and they were upstairs. I forget about it most of the time but every now and then I remember and feel all embarrassed all over again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Ewwy wewwy. I refuse to acknowledge that my parents may have had any sort of sexy times in the 17 years since I was conceived.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    The couch will need to be incinerated so!

    And to answer the question, yes. I have :(
    It's the recliner that I never sit on, thank god.
    Cows Go µ wrote: »
    Never heard my parents and I really hope in never do. I would be scarred for life.

    I have heard my brother and his girlfriend though which was awful, I was sitting quietly on the internet just before going to bed and they were upstairs. I forget about it most of the time but every now and then I remember and feel all embarrassed all over again
    I wouldn't really care about my brother, he always tells me about the embarrassing moments when he comes home after a night out and leaves condoms in his pocket and the lap dance giver washes the clothes :O


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    She gave him a lapdance while he sat on a recliner? Your dad's a total pimp tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    Does your dad possess a cigar? Or some brandy? And a fancy dressing gown.

    This thread makes me feel a little bit sick...the thought of my par- *vomits*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Ok OP - you need to take a step away from this whole situation. It may not be what you think.

    It could well not have been a lapdance. It could have been anal gone wrong! ... Or right...

    Sleep well! :):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 902 ✭✭✭Cows Go µ


    I wouldn't really care about my brother, he always tells me about the embarrassing moments when he comes home after a night out and leaves condoms in his pocket and the lap dance giver washes the clothes :O

    My brother is 6 years older than me so I spent most of my childhood idolizing him. He's uber protective of me, much more than my parents. He was always the one to tell me off for wearing too short a skirt and stuff like that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭eco2live


    Just happened about 15 minutes ago for the first time ever. They weren't actually having sex, worse - my mother appeared to be giving my father some sort of a lap dance.

    I know that parents are people too and I want to have a sex life at that age blah blah but jesus, I think I'm traumatised.

    :D jasus the tought of it


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    Namlub wrote: »
    She gave him a lapdance while he sat on a recliner? Your dad's a total pimp tbh.
    It wasn't reclined at the time, so it just makes him someone who likes 50 year old breasts.
    Slow Show wrote: »
    Does your dad possess a cigar? Or some brandy? And a fancy dressing gown.

    This thread makes me feel a little bit sick...the thought of my par- *vomits*
    No, he doesn't...
    And yes, it's horrific.
    xoxyx wrote: »
    Ok OP - you need to take a step away from this whole situation. It may not be what you think.

    It could well not have been a lapdance. It could have been anal gone wrong! ... Or right...

    Sleep well! :):)
    Thanks!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Namlub wrote: »
    Ewwy wewwy. I refuse to acknowledge that my parents may have had any sort of sexy times in the 17 years since I was conceived.

    I'm amazed any parent in the world manages to have sex other than to have more kids. They have to deal with years of getting older and uglier, being stuck in an increasingly loveless marriage with the same person for years, raising a load of screaming ungrateful brats.....if that doesn't kill your libido, what will?

    Sex should be banned if you're a parent. Or old. Or ugly. It's only right that such shenanigans be left to the attractive, young and (most importantly) childless folks among us.

    Yup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    That Jizzler guy would only love this thread..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭eco2live


    Just write them a card with the old saying "once up the bum, no harm done" and for Christmas maybe you could get them a pole in the sitting room. They are probably embarrassed. Just get them together and give them both a hug and kiss and tell them that you are hip with the love. ;)












    Or never speak of this dark time again......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭eco2live


    What music was playing? Bit of the hippy hippy shake I would say :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    eco2live wrote: »
    Just write them a card with the old saying "once up the bum, no harm done" and for Christmas maybe you could get them a pole in the sitting room. They are probably embarrassed. Just get them together and give them both a hug and kiss and tell them that you are hip with the love. ;)












    Or never speak of this dark time again......
    As much as I hate you and 95% of the other people who have replied to this, the replies are fncking hilarious. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 461 ✭✭Joey.


    On reading this thread, the fact that my parents are divorced doesn't bother me so much anymore :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭resistantdoor


    <Snip>


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  • Registered Users Posts: 343 ✭✭Digits


    Just happened about 15 minutes ago for the first time ever. They weren't actually having sex, worse - my mother appeared to be giving my father some sort of a lap dance.

    I know that parents are people too and I want to have a sex life at that age blah blah but jesus, I think I'm traumatised.

    Hmm, what was done in them 15 mins?

    Fap, fap, fap. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    Joey. wrote: »
    On reading this thread, the fact that my parents are divorced doesn't bother me so much anymore :D


    It still doesn't stop them riding other people.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭tfox


    never walked in on them but my dad and his partner would often disappear in the middle of the day and we'd hear the moans and groans coming from their bedroom :eek: sounded too close to a elephant fncking a donkey ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭kev9100


    tfox wrote: »
    never walked in on them but my dad and his partner would often disappear in the middle of the day and we'd hear the moans and groans coming from their bedroom :eek: sounded too close to a elephant fncking a donkey ;)

    Sweet Jesus!! I can only imagine the awkwardness.......

    And OP, why would you bring this to the internet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    One time about 18 years ago I heard some really loud thumping and then some gooey thick liquid hit me in the ass.
    6 months later I was born.....so consider yourself lucky. ;)

    Is it just me or has this place turned totally blue recently?

    I remember a couple of weeks back Kate was infracting people on the changing clothes in the gym thread for saying much tamer things than this. :pac:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    flyswatter wrote: »
    Is it just me or has this place turned totally blue recently?

    I remember a couple of weeks back Kate was infracting people on the changing clothes in the gym thread for saying much tamer things than this. :pac:

    Did you report that? It's one of several questionable posts in this thread...


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer




  • Registered Users Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    <Snip>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    To be fair, it's a lot of non regulars that I've never seen.posting here who are saying the questionable stuff..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭resistantdoor


    kev9100 wrote: »
    Sweet Jesus!! I can only imagine the awkwardness.......

    And OP, why would you bring this to the internet?

    So we can all make questionable jokes about it ;)


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