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Love at the movies

  • 13-03-2011 5:42pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 362 ✭✭


    The tribunal asks,have you ever witnessed an act of carry on of love in the cinema..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRuXhlLPmec2vzw2m7y6nXDdhgSBf74vVuiGXaIKjxWlm-T_Ac
    Like this kind of "Carry On"? No, before my time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Saw a HJ. Don't think there's any need to elaborate.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    The tribunal asks,have you ever witnessed an act of carry on of love in the cinema..

    Only when I went to see Carry On Loving


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I had sexytime in Dun Laoghaire cinema about 7 years ago.

    Thank you John Cusack for starring in such a crappy film..."Identity"


    Oh, and thank you for empty Sunday Matinee screens!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    The tribunal asks,have you ever witnessed an act of carry on of love in the cinema..
    Yes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    i worked in a cinema once years back and found a pair of black womens knickers after a showing of Toy Story 2 in the middle of the day, that was all sorts of wrong.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    krudler wrote: »
    i worked in a cinema once years back and found a pair of black womens knickers after a showing of Toy Story 2 in the middle of the day, that was all sorts of wrong.
    How do ya know it was a black woman?
    Were you watching? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭RepublicanEagle


    benwavner wrote: »
    Thank you John Cusack for starring in such a crappy film..."Identity"

    What????? That was a good movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭RepublicanEagle


    Biggins wrote: »
    How do ya know it was a black woman?
    Were you watching? :eek:

    It was probably very large underwear.....if you know what I mean.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    It was probably very large underwear.....if you know what I mean.
    Big Mama? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    krudler wrote: »
    i worked in a cinema once years back and found a pair of black womens knickers after a showing of Toy Story 2 in the middle of the day, that was all sorts of wrong.

    Do you still have them?. Ever considered selling them mate?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Saviola wrote: »
    How did you know they belonged to a black woman? :D
    I think he really wanted to get in there! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Do you still have them?. Ever considered selling them mate?

    They're on the wall above my fireplace, like Han Solo in Jabba's palace.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I went to see a film called Sahara a few years ago with an ex. There was about 6 people in the place and the film was GOD AWFUL so we had no choice but to find other ways to entertain ourselves.

    I blame Matthew Macwhatshisface.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    What????? That was a good movie.


    Ah I suppose it was a good film.........it was for me anyway.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭RepublicanEagle


    Biggins wrote: »
    Big Mama? :confused:

    Black women have always been (ahem) well endowed in the derriere department, so it does make logical sense to assume the knickers the poster found were......................large?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I went to see a film called Sahara a few years ago with an ex. There was about 6 people in the place and the film was GOD AWFUL so we had no choice but to find other ways to entertain ourselves.

    I blame Matthew Macwhatshisface.


    What did you do, break out the Twister mat?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    benwavner wrote: »
    What did you do, break out the Twister mat?

    No. No we did not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    benwavner wrote: »
    What did you do, break out the Twister mat?

    As the poster said, he simply "had no choice".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    As the poster said, he simply "had no choice".

    We broke something out alright, it just wasn't a twister mat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,599 ✭✭✭sashafierce


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    I saw some girl giving her fella a rim-job at the cinema.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Biggins wrote: »
    How do ya know it was a black woman?
    Were you watching? :eek:

    is it too obvious to suggest that the knickers were black not the woman???:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    This post has been deleted.


    Thats terrible............I hate liquorice.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    is it too obvious to suggest that the knickers were black not the woman???:o
    Aaa 'ere... Your in After Hours - don't be talking sense! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    benwavner wrote: »
    I had sexytime in Dun Laoghaire cinema about 7 years ago.

    Thank you John Cusack for starring in such a crappy film..."Identity"


    Oh, and thank you for empty Sunday Matinee screens!

    also 'Serendipity'!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I went to see Brokeback mountain thinking it would be a nice cowboy movie, I went alone, didnt check the reviews, a female friend told me it was good..
    Im not gonna lie just to make the story more funny, I didnt see any hanky panky, well when I noticed all the male couples I kept my eyes firmly on the screen


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