First time sex

Sunnyisland · 12-03-2011 6:46pm #1

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents .

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms . He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour . He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex ..

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack .
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all .

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door .
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated .
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head . A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down .

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy .
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious . '

The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist .;):p '
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jimmynokia · 12-03-2011 6:51pm

excellent:D

sdanseo · 12-03-2011 6:59pm

Older than christmas but never actually gets old. Still hilarious :P

GiftofGab · 14-03-2011 8:40pm

Brillant

Skerries · 14-03-2011 8:42pm

i think i have actually seen it used in a film before as well
might have been the remake of The Blob

edit: found it!
from 2:20 in and 8:00, no embedding allowed i'm afraid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5V9NSNDP0&feature=related