Sleazy crowd set to gather at Olympia Theatre to sexually objectify "perfect" bodies

OutlawPete

Is this really happening in 2011??

Have we not made any progress after all these years, that tomorrow night, a sleazy sweaty gang of drooling horny deviants are all set to pile into the Olympia theatre in our capital city, and all just so they can be sexually gratified by seeing impressionable young models with so called "perfect" bodies, parade around - no doubt to the cheers of the shameless baying crowd, ravenously wanting to see as much naked flesh as possible.

It makes me sick.

If we are ever to achieve gender equality, we need to break the illusion that men are constantly sexually available and can be bought and sold like products on a shelf. We need to challenge the glamorisation of the industry, the idea that men being naked and oiling up their six-packs to the cheers of pervy women, is somehow "empowering" for them.

Are we seriously going to allow women to denigrate men in this way,using them as sexual entertainment. This objectification, really belongs to some sad and unenlightened distant past, yet here it is, hanging on in there.

For me empowerment and gender equality isn’t about being bought and sold like an object, empowerment is about access to equal pay, equal representation and an equal voice.
This flesh industry is exploiting young impressionable souls, who know no better than to think that their only worth, is to be sexual playthings. Young men exercising their bodies, to an wholly unnatural degree, sometimes up to ten hours a day, just so they can achieve these "washboard" stomachs, that these insatiable women demand and are so willing to pay out their cash for.


Time to put an end to the subservient man in our matriarchal society, once and for all. We need to stand up to these women and let them know that "real" men don't look like these "perfect" ideals that they demand and crave so openly and unashamedly.


I will be picketing outisde from 6pm - are you with me men??

I thought this was about the Rose of Tralee first ..

ibarelycare

You should post this in tLL

Penn

No, I'll be on the stage in the Olympia Theatre.

SEPT 23 1989

In before the c0ck

Dave!

Oh... I see what you're doing...

Pauleta

This is degrading to men.

JustAddWater

6PM?

Sorry i'll be at home, watching the full monty....

Lapin

I'm with OP on this one.

Outrageous carry on.

I'd love to join you on the picket, but my missus is going to that gig in the Olympia with her mates and I have to stay home to cook and mind the kids.

jimthemental

Too long, they wouldn't let me on stage.

fakearms123

Its funny that this chip 'n' dales rescue rangers fiasco is allowed to go on when you had a beautful organisation like Stringfellas closed down by probably the same women that will be flicking the bean off themselves in the Olympia! Filthy cows had to ruin our fun!

LETHAL LADY

Just wondering are there any tickets left?

Sonics2k

Well played Sir, well played.

KeithM89_old

Of course, they all have lovely bottoms...:pac:

Mr Freeze

Good Man OutlawPete, you tell em.

Another step forward for the Mens Liberation Movement, first the car insurance equality ruling, now this.

Spunge

Down with this sort of thing.

Clanket

You're right. I'll make the signs. See you there at 6

Later

Dudess

I'd say most of the women will just be going for the laugh and not actually turned on by them. A lot of auld ones with waning libidos will be at it too thinking this is what you're supposed to fancy.

Orange. Bulging. Oiled up. Hairless.

Puke...

harney

Hmmm, drunk horny women to follow several hours later. What time did you say it is over at? :cool:

bonerm

Dudess wrote: »

Orange. Bulging. Oiled up. Hairless.

.... and that's just the audience.

OutlawPete

harney wrote: »

Hmmm, drunk horny women to follow several hours later. What time did you say it is over at? :cool:

I'm miles ahead of you

...

OutlawPete

OutlawPete wrote: »

I will be picketing outisde from 6pm - are you with me men??

It's ok if you want to go see them pete, you don't have to make excuses :pac:

Ghetto Cornetto

Nice, unbiased poll catering to all opinions there.

I can't get the theme to Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers out of my head.

Badgermonkey

Chippendales huh?

That's a bit 1991.

If things get rowdy, expect the Guardian Angels to make several, eh, citizens arrests.

eco2live

Thanks for posting this.

How do us men who are too big to go out any more and trapped in our rooms washing ourselves with a rag on the end of stick feel?

We are men too and we can produce the oil the natural way. Baby oil my bum. A real man sweats after a full family KFC bucket.

Ladies, you should be ashamed of yourselves. These poor lads will be wiping the tears from their six packs later as they are lying in bed tonight reflecting on their degrading behavior. They must hear those cackles and shreaks in their sleep. Women drooling and clambering onto the stage while their poor husbands are at home watching toy story 3 with the kids. It makes me sick.

If somebody can take out a window and winch me down an then drop me down I will be there. Can you also drop into easons and pick me up some stuff to make a sign (and drop in Maccy D's next door and get me a burger also). It is Friday

Unpossible

Wait until the mens council for equality hears about this.

I'm sure the holy mary brigade will be out in force too :rolleyes:

Bottle_of_Smoke

I saw their posters so I started throwing up after eating

eco2live

WARNING!

I hear that big swinging Mickey jo Heart is playing tonight. Make sure you don't get confused and end up in the wrong place.

Jesus Wept

Perhaps some crossover between audience members and those that picketed and ran Stringfellows out of town.

DoesNotCompute

harney wrote: »

Hmmm, drunk horny women to follow several hours later. What time did you say it is over at? :cool:

WalterMitty

in before feminazis arrive

evercloserunion

I'm going to go one better than picketing. I'm going to go in there wearing tight trousers which emphasize the bulge and stand near the front, making all the lads on stage feel inadequate.

Unpossible

Obviously none of those men have had 3 kids

eco2live

When will we get true equality? Its not fair. When men go to see strippers they are not allowed to touch them at all and heaven forbid a female stripper should ask an audience member to perform oral sex behind a towel.

Got you worried now lads if your girl is going to this. Just make sure she brushes her teeth when she gets home. It will be grand

eco2live

Unpossible wrote: »

Obviously none of those men have had 3 kids

Gunsfortoys

I wonder what the womens council have to say to this.

Oh wait, this is probably their staff night out!

FatherLen

Unpossible wrote: »

Obviously none of those men have had 3 kids

this actually made me laugh out loud!

bonerm

eco2live wrote: »

When will we get true equality? Its not fair. When men go to see strippers they are not allowed to touch them at all and heaven forbid a female stripper should ask an audience member to perform oral sex behind a towel.

Got you worried now lads if your girl is going to this. Just make sure she brushes her teeth when she gets home. It will be grand

You say that now but when the girl comes home and is performing oral on her fella later that night she'll actually be thinking of the performer in the show. How is the fella gonna be able to deal with that!?

eco2live

Ladies, You wont see anything better there then you would see in your average pub. We just have more respect for ourselves. Sure we might show a little bit of bum cleavage at the bar but us men know who we are going home to in the end.

We could all go to the gym for 12 months and shave all our body hair and get expensive dental work done and wash and spray deodorant and oil ourseves up and buy nice underwear and all that stuff and if you threated us better maybe we would..

chicken fingers

OP is obviously ugly.
:P

Unpossible

bonerm wrote: »

You say that now but when the girl comes home and is performing oral on her fella later that night she'll actually be thinking of the performer in the show. How is the fella gonna be able to deal with that!?

Its like that married with children episode. Don't be surprised if the missus just comes home, shoves a cowboy hat on your face and starts riding like she's on a cattle drive

eco2live

bonerm wrote: »

You say that now but when the girl comes home and is performing oral on her fella later that night she'll actually be thinking of the performer in the show. How is the fella gonna be able to deal with that!?

I was only talking about a kiss goodnight. To be honest if I tought that my girl was thinking of sombody else while doing that it might effect my enjoyment. I would have to think about that afterwards.

Little Acorn

Unpossible wrote: »

Obviously none of those men have had 3 kids

Hee Hee, best post.:D

Bottle_of_Smoke

Unpossible wrote: »

Obviously none of those men have had 3 kids

Deserves post of the day. Much funnier than anything in "You Laugh You Lose" . . . grumble.

threeleggedhors

Times are tight, thinking of setting up an Irish version, "Loggindales" perhaps. Do women fancy some milky white pins and a farmers tan to beat the band. Which would be cheaper, baby oil or Tesco sunflower oil ? I'm sure I'll get the same effect ...

Who's with me ??

Unpossible

threeleggedhors wrote: »

Times are tight, thinking of setting up an Irish version, "Loggindales" perhaps. Do women fancy some milky white pins and a farmers tan to beat the band. Which would be cheaper, baby oil or Tesco sunflower oil ? I'm sure I'll get the same effect ...

Who's with me ??

I'm half-way there already. Since my wife saw those pictures I'm wrapping myself in cling film and knocking out 100s of press ups and sit ups, then its crying in the shower with my chocolate cake.

upandcumming

What a load of shite this thread is...
Where is the no option in this poll? Ah, hello bias.

Funkfield

Spunge wrote: »

Down with this sort of thing.

Careful now.




I actually auditioned for the show. They couldn't use me though as my penis is only two inches.........











...from the ground!


Zang! Thank you and goodnight!

/door slams

evercloserunion

Unpossible wrote: »

Obviously none of those men have had 3 kids

There's no way they can be happy with their lives.

eco2live

Funkfield wrote: »

Careful now.




I actually auditioned for the show. They couldn't use me though as my penis is only two inches.........











...from the ground!


Zang! Thank you and goodnight!

/door slams

Is that because your legs are 3 inches long?

These guys would be an average of 8 inches +. I wish I had an 8 incher. I am sick of this big thing.

Ba Boom!

Aidric

I doubt this thread title will be topped this year. Great work Pete.