I just had an epiphany!

Catsmokinpot

Next year on Ash Wednesday, we all go around with stickers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on our foreheads. :pac:

we could call it Bollo-wednesday.

KeithM89_old

No.

hondasam

why

Magown3

Did you say epiphany or a really sh1t idea?

Amhran Nua

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

I just had an epiphany!

Is there not a topical cream for that.

kumate_champ07

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

Next year on Ash Wednesday, we all go around with stickers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on our foreheads. :pac:

we could call it Bollo-wednesday.

who's we?

Catsmokinpot

KeithM89 wrote: »

No.

you're bundles of fun you are.

Yakult

Pass the spliff man, you've had enough.

Catsmokinpot

hondasam wrote: »

why

its no more ridiculous than burning some wood and smearing ashes on your forehead.

KeithM89_old

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

you're bundles of fun you are.

Yes.



(im also a man of few words)

SYLT

KeithM89 wrote: »

No.

You are only gaging for some thanks!

OutlawPete

Marijuana causes people to have mad ideas and then get the munchies.

You have just combined the two, that's all.

Find your neutral space.

Nothingbetter2d

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

I just had an epiphany!

on a toilet up on the roof I hope

bonerm

Could you not have had it last January like normal people?

Catsmokinpot

Yakult wrote: »

Pass the spliff man, you've had enough.

stone cold sober man too much work to do, no time to play.

Magown3 wrote: »

Did you say epiphany or a really, really **** idea?

yeah epiphany, divinely inspired, vision of god, I thought it was a very apt use of words.

im invisible

thats not 'some wood' thats the ashes of last years palm, from palm sunday, (thats the sunday before easter sunday) which was burned last easter, and kept, ..in a box, somewhere, im guessing

JBnaglfar

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

its no more ridiculous than burning some wood and smearing ashes on your forehead.

Its way more ridiculous than leaving my forehead free of extraneous sh1t

Basq

Flying Spaghetti Monster? Are we in 2005?

KeithM89_old

SYLT wrote: »

You are only gaging for some thanks!

Theyre like those Tesco tokens from years back. If i get enough i get a new computer.

Catsmokinpot

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

who's we?

well maybe i used we liberally, I meant the non believers, the heathens.

strobe

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

well maybe i used we liberally, I meant the non believers, the heathens.

Aren't heathens polytheistic?

Seriously man, crap thread. Don't make me summon up SeaSlacker from his murky underworld.

kumate_champ07

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

well maybe i used we liberally, I meant the non believers, the heathens.

so what gives you the right to disrespect others beliefs? it's not exactly interfering with your is it

Catsmokinpot

im invisible wrote: »

thats not 'some wood' thats the ashes of last years palm, from palm sunday, (thats the sunday before easter sunday) which was burned last easter, and kept, ..in a box, somewhere, im guessing

big deal, wood, palm, grass, its all cellulose fibres, now you're just being pedantic.

Cheap Thrills!

I'm prepared to wear one spagetti hoop on me head.....would that do ya Cat? I do hate to see a good epiphany go to waste :pac:

nullzero

Ah the flying spaghetti monster, the barbed end of the humor of a psuedo intellectual whilst dealing with the issue of religion and or the beliefs of people they don't agree with.

I'm no fan of religion myself, but people can believe in whatever the hell they like, it's none of my business if they want to rub dirt on their face one day a year.

Catsmokinpot

strobe wrote: »

Aren't heathens polytheistic?

Seriously man, crap thread. Don't make me summon up SeaSlacker from his murky underworld.

did you just look that up in wikipedia to be smart? :rolleyes: pagans weren't always polytheistic, buddhists are heathens also and they don't believe in a god.

Daegerty

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

Next year on Ash Wednesday, we all go around with stickers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on our foreheads. :pac:

we could call it Bollo-wednesday.

I have a better idea. We throw all these sh1te atheist threads on a big pile and make a massive bonfire out of em. Then we stand around and have a few drinks and if you're lucky shag a fine beour down the field

Catsmokinpot

nullzero wrote: »

Ah the flying spaghetti monster, the barbed end of the humor of a psuedo intellictual whilst dealing with the issue of religion and or the beliefs of people they don't agree with.

I'm no fan of religion myself, but people can believe in whatever the hell they like, it's none of my business if they want to rub dirt on their face one day a year.

Ah yes, people who go around the internet misspelling old cliche words like pseudo intellectual to describe people they feel superior to.

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

so what gives you the right to disrespect others beliefs? it's not exactly interfering with your is it

its not disrespect, its a joke, it's also pointing out the ridiculousness of the idea of smearing ashes on your forehead to profess your faith. who are you doing it for? if you believe then god knows doesn't he, so there's no point in showing off to everyone else how much you believe in the savior.

nullzero

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

Ah yes, people who go around the internet misspelling old cliche words like pseudo intellectual to describe people they feel superior to.
its not disrespect, its a joke, it's also pointing out the ridiculousness of the idea of smearing ashes on your forehead to profess your faith. who are you doing it for? if you believe then god knows doesn't he, so there's no point in showing off to everyone else how much you believe in the savior.

Ha ha, I did **** up my spelling didn't I?
Wow that completey validates your flying spaghetti monster idea. I stand corrected by a better man.

TanG411

Why not a sticker of Ash from Pokemon instead?

Catsmokinpot

Daegerty wrote: »

I have a better idea. We throw all these sh1te atheist threads on a big pile and make a massive bonfire out of em. Then we stand around and have a few drinks and if you're lucky shag a fine beour down the field

You'd like that wouldn't you; a return to the old days of burning the witches and the non believers....

http://i.imgur.com/KuA8R.jpg

strobe

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

did you just look that up in wikipedia to be smart? :rolleyes: pagans weren't always polytheistic, buddhists are heathens also and they don't believe in a god.

No, a poster on here called me up on it before.

Some Buddhists believe in god(s). Buddhism has nothing to say on the existence of gods.

You can double check that on wikipedia to be smart if you want. You have my permission. rolllllleeeeyyysss

TheBunk1

Is an epiphany what Catholics call an inappropriate orgasm...?

Catsmokinpot

DerangedDreamer wrote: »

Why not a sticker of Ash from Pokemon instead?

way better idea! :cool:

kumate_champ07

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

its not disrespect, its a joke, it's also pointing out the ridiculousness of the idea of smearing ashes on your forehead to profess your faith. who are you doing it for? if you believe then god knows doesn't he, so there's no point in showing off to everyone else how much you believe in the savior.

your mocking them, thats disrespectful.
Im a non believer, stop giving others like me a bad name.

Johro

KeithM89 wrote: »

Theyre like those Tesco tokens from years back. If i get enough i get a new computer.

An Atari Jaguar.

Catsmokinpot

nullzero wrote: »

Ha ha, I did **** up my spelling didn't I?
Wow that completey validates your flying spaghetti monster idea. I stand corrected by a better man.

No of course it doesn't, but there's nothing pseudo intellectual about what I said, it was a joke. However, slapping out old cliche terms like "pseudo intellectual" in reply to a joke is a bit pseudo intellectual.

Anyway, DerangedDreamer already proved me wrong by coming up with a better one.

Super-Rush

I had an epiphany once, it died shortly after.

HoneyRyder

TheBunk1 wrote: »

Is an epiphany what Catholics call an inappropriate orgasm...?

No, that would be molestation.

Doc

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

Next year on Ash Wednesday, we all go around with stickers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on our foreheads. :pac:

we could call it Bollo-wednesday.

Surly you should just smear some pasta sauce on your forehead.

Johro

super-rush wrote: »

I had an epiphany once, it died shortly after.

After what?

Catsmokinpot

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

your mocking them, thats disrespectful.
Im a non believer, stop giving others like me a bad name.

Bad name? pointing out how ridiculous something is surely goes a long way towards eventually ending said ridiculousness?

Why shouldn't we be doing this, I've been disrespected plenty of times, from many different people, one of which even said that morals come from religion, I have no religion, yet I still have morals and they didn't come from religion, they came from a fundamental understanding of right and wrong. but it's alright for him to disrespect me?

Super-Rush

Johro wrote: »

After what?

Eight.

nullzero

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

No of course it doesn't, but there's nothing pseudo intellectual about what I said, it was a joke. However, slapping out old cliche terms like "pseudo intellectual" in reply to a joke is a bit pseudo intellectual.

Anyway, DerangedDreamer already proved me wrong by coming up with a better one.

To be fair you've some neck to be accusing me of wheeling out cliches when you're thread is based on one massive cliche itself.
I do think you're a pseudo intellectual if I'm honest, you're taking cheap shots because you think it will gain favour with your peers, and the flying spaghetti monster gag was the cherry on top of the pseudo intellectual cake for me.

You came up with the idea for the thread because you knew After Hours is a place where religion bashing is popular.

I have no time for religion, but to my mind people should be free to believe whatever they like free from ridicule from people looking for cheap laughs.

Catsmokinpot

Doc wrote: »

Surly you should just smear some pasta sauce on your forehead.

See! this is why I love the internet. I fail at thinking of ideas.

Johro

super-rush wrote: »

Eight.

Ah. Thought you were gonna say 'birth'. Yuck.

nullzero

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

Bad name? pointing out how ridiculous something is surely goes a long way towards eventually ending said ridiculousness?

Why shouldn't we be doing this, I've been disrespected plenty of times, from many different people, one of which even said that morals come from religion, I have no religion, yet I still have morals and they didn't come from religion, they came from a fundamental understanding of right and wrong. but it's alright for him to disrespect me?

So you're essentially admitting that you're no better than the hypocrites who go around preaching their religious bullsh1t whilst completely disregarding it in their actions.

Thats one way to get back at those hypocritical religious morons.

steddyeddy

Im an agnostic but I dont get the fascination with putting down other peoples beleif system. Its pointless to me to rip other people apart based on there beleifs. The only time I will attack a beleif is when a double standard is used. A good one was when I was told by a guy wearing a cross bigfoot couldnt exist.

Apart from that though I generally dont get people in my face telling me that my science is wrong and their beleif is right ect. So why not live and let live.

Johro

I hate beleifs.
Down with beleifs.

nullzero

Johro wrote: »

I hate beleifs.
Down with beleifs.

I don't believe it!

steddyeddy

Johro wrote: »

I hate beleifs.
Down with beleifs.

Well I suppose you have to define the word belief.