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Things that sound dirty but aren't.

  • 10-03-2011 12:09am
    #1
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭


    surely this thread has been done before? i searched but didn't find it.


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  • #2
    HoneyRyder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    Cockpit


  • #3
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    NAFF jackets
    Muff diving club and shop real place


  • #4
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Rimjob.


  • #5
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    Saila wrote: »
    such as :confused:

    "get in"

    football is very exciting for me. :pac:


  • #6
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    gargleblaster wrote: »
    "get in"

    football is very exciting for me. :pac:

    Gaylick football?


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  • #7
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Bangkok.


  • #8
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Dinner/lunch in work so you say to the team leader

    "Right so I'm bateing off"

    It just means going to the shops or whereever you go
    I say it often, I know what it means


  • #9
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    lubricate it


  • #10
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    The sirname "Woodcock"


  • #11
    Ardennes1944
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    Pat wanted to know if he could put his massive tool in my box


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  • #12
    Numb.Muzik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Numb.Muzik


    " jacket off "


  • #13
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Bangkok.

    Pattaya.


  • #14
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Willy Power.

    Who comically(and legendarily )works in the Viagra department of Pfizer.


  • #15
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Muffin the Mule.


  • #16
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Spotted Dick.


  • #17
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    "Lads, this is how ye tap a hole"

    - Engineering Teacher


  • #18
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    I don't know...

    ... Cock A Doodle Do, I suppose.


  • #19
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    Seloth wrote: »
    Willy Power.

    Who comically(and legendarily )works in the Viagra department of Pfizer.

    seriously? this is a legend i somehow missed. thanks! :pac:


  • #20
    lee_holloway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭lee_holloway


    peniaphobia

    sexagenarian

    fallacy

    uranus

    aural

    circumscribe

    all sound duuurty ;)


  • #21
    builttospill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    Apparently words like these are cuntagious.


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  • #22
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    *In test of drawing the male reproductive system*

    "Now girls, in this test size does matter!"


  • #23
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Dirty Dancing....terrible clean film. Yuck.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #24
    Browney7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭Browney7


    Horse show jumping judge called "Willie Stroker".

    No Joke;)


  • #25
    sheesh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    stuffing a turkey


  • #26
    sheesh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    tits


  • #27
    ringadingding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Finger bowl


  • #28
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I don't know, Mukluk?


  • #29
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,260 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Major Dickie Head

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8014318.stm


  • #30
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Just play golf you'll get them all in one go (mwah mwah)

    Keep you head down and spread you legs a bit more.....
    Can I join your threesome....
    Go ahead, I'll hit the showers after I wash my balls....
    Does my shaft look bent....
    I usually get tired after 10 holes....


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  • #31
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Cúnt.

    Wait, what was the question?


  • #32
    yermanoffthetv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    This...
    holemaster-van.gif


  • #33
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    Plazaman wrote: »
    Just play golf you'll get them all in one go (mwah mwah)

    Keep you head down and spread you legs a bit more.....
    Can I join your threesome....
    Go ahead, I'll hit the showers after I wash my balls....
    Does my shaft look bent....
    I usually get tired after 10 holes....

    :pac:


  • #34
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    gargleblaster wrote: »
    seriously? this is a legend i somehow missed. thanks! :pac:

    Its one of those things you'd have expected a joke to be made out of ages ago after you hear its true hah.


  • #35
    Blatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    Father: Rosie, dinner is on the table

    Daughter: I'm cumming Daddy.


  • #36
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Captain Pugwash


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  • #37
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Pauleta wrote: »
    Captain Pugwash

    Master Bates

    Seaman Stains

    Shags the Cabinboy


  • #38
    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    Was in the pub at the weekend when the horsie set came in, one of the girls in our group is involved with them. Up walks this oul lad and says casually enough to the girl in our group:

    "Any riding this weekend Sinéad?".


  • #39
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,890 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    adult dance classes

    oral exams


  • #40
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Ballcock still makes me giggle

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #41
    ElectraX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭ElectraX


    This:eek:


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  • #42
    chillywilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    Browney7 wrote: »
    Horse show jumping judge called "Willie Stroker".

    No Joke;)

    http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Willie_Stroker.jpg

    :D


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,427 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Your username OP.


  • #44
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    theres a guy called dick pound he;s head of WADA or something a bodyto catch athletic cheaters


  • #45
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    The surname Bonner.


  • #46
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    I used to work as an industrial machinery salesman and I've sold my fair share of "flanging machines".


  • #47
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Great Erections. It was a construction company....nearly wet myself when I saw the van.


  • #48
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    seamstress


  • #49
    Improbable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Improbable


    lumpsucker


  • #50
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Isn't there a Trinity lecturer called Anal Cockram ?


  • #51
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I like playing with my flanger.


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