Keyboard warrior atheists in AH

Keyboard warrior atheists & theists in AH. Are you sick of them? cos I am.

A lot of threads in AH seem to follow this format:

Atheist OP: Do you do *insert religious practice*

Atheist 1-there's no god. of course not.

Theist- *insert theological reason for practice*

Atheist 1- rabble rabble rabble

Atheist 2- rabble rabble rabble....

Theist- flame

Atheist-flame

Rest of us- *facepalm*

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

Celly Smunt

yore ma's an athiest

Hazys

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Pace2008

U mad?

partyatmygaff

These type of threads never end well...

Oddly enough, it's thanks to the subject of this thread that they always turn ugly.


/Runs

Ruu_Old

Let's all go to mass! \o/

Celly Smunt

Ruu wrote: »

Let's all go to mass! \o/

mass hands up?

admiralofthefleet

im an atheist, thank god

Gunsfortoys

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you sick of them? cos I am.

A lot of threads in AH seem to follow this format:

Atheist OP: Do you do *insert religious practice*

Atheist 1-there's no god. of course not.

Theist- *insert theological reason for practice*

Atheist 1- rabble rabble rabble

Atheist 2- rabble rabble rabble....

Theist- flame

Atheist-flame

Rest of us- *facepalm*

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

Take a moment, to digest the irony.

entropi

Cool story bro!

Zaph

It's a sad fact that many atheists are evangelical in their zeal to spread the word that there is no god. They give the rest of us atheists a bad name.

CreepingDeath

Deleted User wrote: »

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

Calm down... just ask the atheists to give up flaming for Lent.

Celly Smunt

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Calm down... just ask the atheists to give up flaming for Lent.

that's like asking catholics to stop consuming wafers and lidl red wine

Red Hand

Zaph wrote: »

It's a sad fact that many atheists are evangelical in their zeal to spread the word that there is no god. They give the rest of us atheists a bad name.

Don't mind him, my easily swayed masses. He is a Zaphist...a breakaway atheist that is unclean in not shouting his atheism from the roof tops.

Join me and True Atheism. Do Not Believe.

Rented Mule

Those Jesus Freaks
Well, they're friendly but
The **** they believe
Has got their minds all shut
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'
-- Frank Zappa, "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothin'"

Abi

/thoughtful looking face









>.<


My bad.

starbelgrade

Atheists don't exist.

Or is it God?

I always get the two mixed up.

Ghost Buster

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Take a moment, to digest the irony.

Key board warrior anti atheists.:pac::pac::pac:
Bring back the good old days when the priest would read you from the pulpit and the villagers would arrive at your door with flaming torches.
What we need is proper education and a blasphemy law. that'll show em!!!

BBDBB

Deleted User wrote: »

Keyboard warrior atheists & theists in AH. Are you sick of them? cos I am.

A lot of threads in AH seem to follow this format:

Atheist OP: Do you do *insert religious practice*

Atheist 1-there's no god. of course not.

Theist- *insert theological reason for practice*

Atheist 1- rabble rabble rabble

Atheist 2- rabble rabble rabble....

Theist- flame

Atheist-flame

Rest of us- *facepalm*

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

You could just forgive them


its the Christian thing to do

Gran Hermano

If religious threads were kept in the religious fora would we have a need for this thread?

Ghost Buster

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Key board warrior anti atheists.:pac::pac::pac:
Bring back the good old days when the priest would read you from the pulpit and the villagers would arrive at your door with flaming torches.
What we need is proper education and a blasphemy law. that'll show em!!!

what is this i don't even?

Latchy

There are no Atheists in a lifeboat .

Well not the last time I looked anyway ...

super_furry

You should call the police, invoking the blasphemy laws.

Micky Dolenz

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

So you're trying to restore some balance by being a keyboard warrior theist?
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Celly Smunt

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

got your stopwatch on?

super_furry

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

Or before Jesus smithes the server with lightning from his eyes.

Chuck Stone

Atheists try to enlighten God freaks and God freaks try to show Atheists the light. ©

starbelgrade

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

Dr.Bollocko's having a night off. You better do it.

Latchy

Allah be praised 0/........IBTL

4zn76tysfajdxp

starbelgrade wrote: »

Dr.Bollocko's having a night off. You better do it.

There's no such thing as dr.bollocko.

hondasam

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

you joining the priesthood ?

Sorry mick, didn't want to derail an unrelated thread.

Kinda like the lack of seriousness in here.

Thinking about it, I wonder if there should be a middle ground in Religion and Spirituality where debate threads could go?

We could call it "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" "Good mods, bad gods and ag-nosss-tics, as far as the eye can see"

(also a flimsy excuse to post this:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

Kasabian

Whether you believe in God or not, you will be judged.

My name is URL

You can't question atheism here while at the same time claiming to be an atheist. I tried it once and got a PM from someone asking me to prove my lack of religion

Ghost Buster

Kasabian wrote: »

Whether you believe in God or not, you will be judged.

Whether you believe that I am God or not I just judged you...
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It wasnt good.:pac:

Ghost Buster

My name is URL wrote: »

You can't question atheism here while at the same time claiming to be an atheist. I tried it once and got a PM from someone asking me to prove my lack of religion

This person must be very important so. An Uber Mod?

Latchy

Kasabian wrote: »

Whether you believe in God or not, you will be judged.

Can I skip Limbo and just go straight to Hell .......please ?

Micky Dolenz

Latchy wrote: »

Can I skip Limbo and just go straight to Hell .......please ?

Have you not heard? they have decided there is no such place as limbo.

Kasabian

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Whether you believe that I am God or not I just judged you...
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It wasnt good.:pac:

I can repent on my death bed.

Kasabian

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Whether you believe that I am God or not I just judged you...
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It wasnt good.:pac:

I can repent on my death bed or as the bullets fly by my head.

Kasabian

Latchy wrote: »

Can I skip Limbo and just go straight to Hell .......please ?

But Latchy all the good kids go to Heaven. :eek:

Nodin

starbelgrade wrote: »

Dr.Bollocko's having a night off. You better do it.

I don't think its 'God loving' he's known for. Bit of a Keith Lard, nudge nudge...

Ghost Buster

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Have you not heard? they have decided there is no such place as limbo.

What happens to those who got sent there?
God is terribly disorganised.

Gunsfortoys

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Have you not heard? they have decided there is no such place as limbo.

I disagree...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhvCdhVv2PE

PeterIanStaker

I love Jesus.

He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

So you're trying to restore some balance by being a keyboard warrior theist?
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Ohhhh no. I hate keyboard warrior theists too, there's just less of them for some reason (thank G...err..Alla...um...Chri...er...Bud.....dammit....the Universe!)

I'd liken it to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNiR5ZTb_MA

gbee

after all we won't send a crusade to slaughter you, rape your women and steal you land and minerals. Neither will we send you to meet Allah via beheading, suicide bombing or IED.

We talk reason ~ but as a salesperson myself, I often find the customer is more susceptible to a lie and the bigger and more obvious the lie the more they swallow it, most anyway, I did lose one sale, always regret that actually.

twinQuins

Wasn't it enough that you started a feedback thread about this and then brought it up in another feedback thread? Do you have to keep harping on about it?

Latchy

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Have you not heard? they have decided there is no such place as limbo.

Who ? ....why wasn't I informed ? .:eek:

/turns hearing aid up on full volume

Kasabian wrote: »

But Latchy all the good kids go to Heaven. :eek:

Oh..I get it ,the old Hell is really the new Heaven ...so 21rst century

Kasabian

Do Atheists believe in Satan?






Don't bother changing Satan to Santa, that's would just be silly.