Keyboard warrior atheists in AH

Keyboard warrior atheists & theists in AH. Are you sick of them? cos I am.

A lot of threads in AH seem to follow this format:

Atheist OP: Do you do *insert religious practice*

Atheist 1-there's no god. of course not.

Theist- *insert theological reason for practice*

Atheist 1- rabble rabble rabble

Atheist 2- rabble rabble rabble....

Theist- flame

Atheist-flame

Rest of us- *facepalm*

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

Celly Smunt

yore ma's an athiest

Hazys

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Pace2008

U mad?

partyatmygaff

These type of threads never end well...

Oddly enough, it's thanks to the subject of this thread that they always turn ugly.


/Runs

Ruu_Old

Let's all go to mass! \o/

Celly Smunt

Ruu wrote: »

Let's all go to mass! \o/

mass hands up?

admiralofthefleet

im an atheist, thank god

Gunsfortoys

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you sick of them? cos I am.

A lot of threads in AH seem to follow this format:

Atheist OP: Do you do *insert religious practice*

Atheist 1-there's no god. of course not.

Theist- *insert theological reason for practice*

Atheist 1- rabble rabble rabble

Atheist 2- rabble rabble rabble....

Theist- flame

Atheist-flame

Rest of us- *facepalm*

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

Take a moment, to digest the irony.

entropi

Cool story bro!

Zaph

It's a sad fact that many atheists are evangelical in their zeal to spread the word that there is no god. They give the rest of us atheists a bad name.

CreepingDeath

Deleted User wrote: »

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

Calm down... just ask the atheists to give up flaming for Lent.

Celly Smunt

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Calm down... just ask the atheists to give up flaming for Lent.

that's like asking catholics to stop consuming wafers and lidl red wine

Red Hand

Zaph wrote: »

It's a sad fact that many atheists are evangelical in their zeal to spread the word that there is no god. They give the rest of us atheists a bad name.

Don't mind him, my easily swayed masses. He is a Zaphist...a breakaway atheist that is unclean in not shouting his atheism from the roof tops.

Join me and True Atheism. Do Not Believe.

Rented Mule

Those Jesus Freaks
Well, they're friendly but
The **** they believe
Has got their minds all shut
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'
-- Frank Zappa, "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothin'"

Abi

/thoughtful looking face









>.<


My bad.

starbelgrade

Atheists don't exist.

Or is it God?

I always get the two mixed up.

Ghost Buster

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Take a moment, to digest the irony.

Key board warrior anti atheists.:pac::pac::pac:
Bring back the good old days when the priest would read you from the pulpit and the villagers would arrive at your door with flaming torches.
What we need is proper education and a blasphemy law. that'll show em!!!

BBDBB

Deleted User wrote: »

Keyboard warrior atheists & theists in AH. Are you sick of them? cos I am.

A lot of threads in AH seem to follow this format:

Atheist OP: Do you do *insert religious practice*

Atheist 1-there's no god. of course not.

Theist- *insert theological reason for practice*

Atheist 1- rabble rabble rabble

Atheist 2- rabble rabble rabble....

Theist- flame

Atheist-flame

Rest of us- *facepalm*

You're atheist and proud, we get it, we do. Now can we cut the religious debate cr*p and get back to the "yore ma" jokes? Thousands of years of human civilisation has yet to find a definitive solution, I hardly think AH will find what countless billions have failed to.

You could just forgive them


its the Christian thing to do

Gran Hermano

If religious threads were kept in the religious fora would we have a need for this thread?

Ghost Buster

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Key board warrior anti atheists.:pac::pac::pac:
Bring back the good old days when the priest would read you from the pulpit and the villagers would arrive at your door with flaming torches.
What we need is proper education and a blasphemy law. that'll show em!!!

what is this i don't even?

Latchy

There are no Atheists in a lifeboat .

Well not the last time I looked anyway ...

super_furry

You should call the police, invoking the blasphemy laws.

Micky Dolenz

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

coffee_cake

So you're trying to restore some balance by being a keyboard warrior theist?
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Celly Smunt

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

got your stopwatch on?

super_furry

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

Or before Jesus smithes the server with lightning from his eyes.

Chuck Stone

Atheists try to enlighten God freaks and God freaks try to show Atheists the light. ©

starbelgrade

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Great, another thread about atheists.

I give it ten minutes before some God loving Mod locks it.

Dr.Bollocko's having a night off. You better do it.

Latchy

Allah be praised 0/........IBTL

4zn76tysfajdxp

starbelgrade wrote: »

Dr.Bollocko's having a night off. You better do it.

There's no such thing as dr.bollocko.