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Ghost Buster

I've just finished watching ET with my kid and noted a few things.
See if these remind you of any thing:
ET is not of this world...
ET heals the sick
ET radiates love from his (sacred) heart
ET dies and is resurrected
ET ascends into the heavens.

Give ET a few thousand years and ya never know what might happen.

Is ET Jesus?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Jesus had better hair

dr.bollocko

Jesus wasn't directed by Spielberg and as a result the new HD edition of the bible does not result in Jesus getting crucified on a walkie talkie.

nomh

ET is a creepy little fück

biko

ET = Yoda
Strong the force is with him.

Griffen262

He's Paul..

Metallitroll

nomh wrote: »

ET is a creepy little fück

ET is from an era when any physically hand-crafted 'thing' had the potential to be creepy.

not like all this, cgi.. or any of it - for that matter. "its ok son, its not really actually there at all"

admiralofthefleet

stay away from your kids calpol op, your trippin balls

My name is URL

What did your kid think of the movie?.. your review sucks.

Tayla

I don't go to mass but I would go if the priest was giving out the 'body of E.T':D

Ghost Buster

My name is URL wrote: »

What did your kid think of the movie?.. your review sucks.

Blasphemer!!!!!!!!

blockedPaT

ET never turned water into wine

Super-Rush

No, ET was a fictional character who lived in the sky.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Was Drew Barrymore the whore of Babylon?

spider guardian

yes, ET's father was a carpenter and his mother wasn't even his mother. just some vessel that was magically inseminated by a fertile god. it's uncanny!

NeedaNewName

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I've just finished watching ET with my kid and noted a few things.
See if these remind you of any thing:
ET is not of this world...
ET heals the sick
ET radiates love from his (sacred) heart
ET dies and is resurrected
ET ascends into the heavens.

Give ET a few thousand years and ya never know what might happen.

Is ET Jesus?

No there was a school of thought(films critics drawing parallels like yourself, me once too ) that ET was based on the life of Christ and even stories that Spielberg back this up but he has denied it.

Quite a lot of films look like they have spiritual under linings tbh.

Spielberg answered that he did not intend the film to be a religious parable, joking, "If I ever went to my mother and said, 'Mom, I've made this movie that's a Christian parable,' what do you think she'd say? She has a kosher restaurant on Pico and Doheny in Los Angeles."

amacca

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I've just finished watching ET with my kid and noted a few things.
See if these remind you of any thing:
ET is not of this world...
ET heals the sick
ET radiates love from his (sacred) heart
ET dies and is resurrected
ET ascends into the heavens.

Give ET a few thousand years and ya never know what might happen.

Is ET Jesus?

Granted there are some parallels...my son

however there are also some glaring divergences


ET not such a good public speaker (EEETTT saave soul .........eh what you cleepy googley eyed little dingbat?)

ET quite stingy with the old loaves and fishes or burritos and pizzas (whatever you get the idea)

Although ET hunted by government types - ET quite popular with the general public, Jesus not so much really (in his own time at least)

ET not make the ultimate sacrifice to save our eternal souls but instead spends the whole film snivelling and influencing easily led children to allow him to call an interstellar taxi so he can fcuk off home, the little bolox.

ET greenish in colour.....presume Jesus wasn't...I think its a fair thing to presume.

Anyway in summation.....I think that ET is not in fact Jesus.

amacca

Johan Elegant Walkway wrote: »

Was Drew Barrymore the whore of Babylon?

what do you mean was?

Tahuti

ET has some neck, pretending to be Jesus.

PeterIanStaker

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Is ET Jesus?

No, because people haven't killed each other by the million over him.

Ghost Buster

amacca wrote: »

Granted there are some parallels...my son

however there are also some glaring divergences


ET not such a good public speaker (EEETTT saave soul .........eh what you cleepy googley eyed little dingbat?)

ET quite stingy with the old loaves and fishes or burritos and pizzas (whatever you get the idea)

Although ET hunted by government types - ET quite popular with the general public, Jesus not so much really (in his own time at least)

ET not make the ultimate sacrifice to save our eternal souls but instead spends the whole film snivelling and influencing easily led children to allow him to call an interstellar taxi so he can fcuk off home, the little bolox.

ET greenish in colour.....presume Jesus wasn't...I think its a fair thing to presume.

Anyway in summation.....I think that ET is not in fact Jesus.

But you have to open your heart to the message of ET. You have to seek him.
And besides that quote is taken out of context and was translated from the greek into hebrew then back into Greek then into Klingon before Gandalf decreed that it be read in its original Elvish...... then into English by King James.
Both ET and God need a press officer

davyjose

One is a fictional character created to seperate honest, hard-working people from their cash.

The other is ET.

alwaysadub

Jeremy Clarkson?

You could be onto something there..

jobberx

Jesus never phoned home....

Sanjuro

jobberx wrote: »

Jesus never phoned home....

... but Moses got quite a few text messages.

prinz

jobberx wrote: »

Jesus never phoned home....

He sort of did, but reception was rubbish so went up a mountain to get a clear signal.

sbsquarepants

blockedPaT wrote: »

ET never turned water into wine

It turned Drew Barrimore into a wino. It's much the same thing!

flyton5

If ET is Jesus, what does that make Indiana Jones?

Einhard

I thought the thread title was in Latin!

Einhard

jobberx wrote: »

Jesus never phoned home....

I heard he tried, but those Roman charges crucified him.

bonerm

flyton5 wrote: »

If ET is Jesus, what does that make Indiana Jones?

James Bond.

u140acro3xs7dm

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Give ET a few thousand years and ya never know what might happen.

Is ET Jesus?

YES!! Yes I am.

I shall pass around the collection basket in a minute. Give generously!

rarr

Metallitroll wrote: »

ET is from an era when any physically hand-crafted 'thing' had the potential to be creepy.

not like all this, cgi.. or any of it - for that matter. "its ok son, its not really actually there at all"

So true, watched John Carpenter's 'The Thing' (1982) and it scared the poop right out of me.
There's an awful lot of emphasis put on perfecting cgi while the beauty and effectiveness of hand crafted costumes/facial reconstruction goes sometimes unnoticed or forgotten.

bonerm

Tadeo Bitter Feet wrote: »

YES!! Yes I am.

Really?

George Bernard Shaw said "I would trade all the paintings of Jesus for one photograph". So I guess what I'm getting at here is : can I have a photo and time machine please?

Blackhorse Slim

JC was Superman.

What no-one realised is that when he changed his robe and put his glasses on, he went by the name of Judas.

u140acro3xs7dm

bonerm wrote: »

Really?

George Bernard Shaw said "I would trade all the paintings of Jesus for one photograph". So I guess what I'm getting at here is : can I have a photo and time machine please?

What shall i wear for this photo?

Would it really matter, does anybody know what Jesus really looked like if he did exist.

bonerm

Tadeo Bitter Feet wrote: »

What shall i wear for this photo?

Mankini will be fine.

u140acro3xs7dm

bonerm wrote: »

Mankini will be fine.

Ill have it first thing tomorrow

Red Hand

Tadeo Bitter Feet wrote: »

What shall i wear for this photo?

Would it really matter, does anybody know what Jesus really looked like if he did exist.

What's the purpose of my life, JC/ET?

(Actually, on a side note, you can rearrange JC/ET to get JECT. And guess what Jesus's first name was? Elijah. That's right. E.JECT.)