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Do mice go to Heaven ?

  • 06-03-2011 03:21AM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭


    If so. What happens to them if they step into a mousetrap up there?

    Do they die again?

    If so. What happens then?

    Do they go to another heaven for dead mice twice?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    They step into a mousetrap. BANG the trap goes.
    With a bit if luck the mouse dies swiftly.
    More likely, it doesn't.

    It waits and waits and waits - with all his mousy buddies around him.
    Hours pass.
    Eventually the pain becomes too much and mousy closes his eyes.

    He falls asleep.
    And sleeps and sleeps.
    And then, mousy never wakes up again.

    Mousy has gone to heaven.

    Now, Mousy heaven is a rather different affair.
    Firstly, there are paintings all over the place of tortured cats.
    They pray each morning to a giant statue made of gold, shaped like Camembert.

    After admiring the Camembert, all the heavenly mousies have breakfast together, which they eat with cats paws.

    Then they play.

    All in all, minus the painful death bit, mousy heaven is a grand auld place.

    The end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    And there are no mousetraps in mousy heaven. Don't be silly now.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Nah, I'm not havin it.

    In fact, I think you just made all that up. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Of course there is a heaven for mouses, God created all animals and has a lovely place for us all,actually its not to far from cats heaven,believe people believe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    and i think mouses come back as dogs and get there revenge on them misky cats.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    yes they of course go to heaven..sur thats where cheesus lives;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    their spirits move into the rest of the hoard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    There are no mouse traps in heaven,only in mousey Hell....eternal damnation and all that.

    Only Mice who play nice go to heaven.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's true. My housemouse had a near death experience and told me.
    And instead of eating rice pudding with golden spoons, they eat little cheddar cubes with golden knives.
    And Realies is right, it is nextdoor to kitty heaven. Just down the road to the left.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Lapin wrote: »
    If so. What happens to them if they step into a mousetrap up there?

    That would be a nicetrap, don't be silly!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    And the song that is always been played in mouse heaven is..........................................................Its a rat trap and you been caught. (forget the name of the song :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Is it the one that goes like:

    lalala
    lalalalaaaaaaaalala
    lala
    lalallaaala
    lalaaaaaaaaaaaa
    (mousy)

    ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




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