Do mice go to Heaven ?

Lapin · 06-03-2011 2:21am #1

If so. What happens to them if they step into a mousetrap up there?

Do they die again?

If so. What happens then?

Do they go to another heaven for dead mice twice?

sNarah · 06-03-2011 9:51pm

They step into a mousetrap. BANG the trap goes.
With a bit if luck the mouse dies swiftly.
More likely, it doesn't.

It waits and waits and waits - with all his mousy buddies around him.
Hours pass.
Eventually the pain becomes too much and mousy closes his eyes.

He falls asleep.
And sleeps and sleeps.
And then, mousy never wakes up again.

Mousy has gone to heaven.

Now, Mousy heaven is a rather different affair.
Firstly, there are paintings all over the place of tortured cats.
They pray each morning to a giant statue made of gold, shaped like Camembert.

After admiring the Camembert, all the heavenly mousies have breakfast together, which they eat with cats paws.

Then they play.

All in all, minus the painful death bit, mousy heaven is a grand auld place.

The end.

sNarah · 06-03-2011 9:52pm

And there are no mousetraps in mousy heaven. Don't be silly now.

Lapin · 07-03-2011 2:17am

Nah, I'm not havin it.

In fact, I think you just made all that up. :eek:

Sunnyisland · 07-03-2011 8:57am

Of course there is a heaven for mouses, God created all animals and has a lovely place for us all,actually its not to far from cats heaven,believe people believe.

Sunnyisland · 07-03-2011 8:59am

and i think mouses come back as dogs and get there revenge on them misky cats.

electrobanana · 07-03-2011 9:01pm

yes they of course go to heaven..sur thats where cheesus lives;)

Matt Holck · 07-03-2011 9:02pm

their spirits move into the rest of the hoard

Paddy Samurai · 08-03-2011 4:41pm

There are no mouse traps in heaven,only in mousey Hell....eternal damnation and all that.

Only Mice who play nice go to heaven.

sNarah · 08-03-2011 9:41pm

It's true. My housemouse had a near death experience and told me.
And instead of eating rice pudding with golden spoons, they eat little cheddar cubes with golden knives.
And Realies is right, it is nextdoor to kitty heaven. Just down the road to the left.

Sharpshooter · 17-03-2011 2:26am

Lapin wrote: »

If so. What happens to them if they step into a mousetrap up there?

That would be a nicetrap, don't be silly!

Sunnyisland · 17-03-2011 10:05am

And the song that is always been played in mouse heaven is..........................................................Its a rat trap and you been caught. (forget the name of the song

sNarah · 19-03-2011 12:33am

Is it the one that goes like:

lalala
lalalalaaaaaaaalala
lala
lalallaaala
lalaaaaaaaaaaaa
(mousy)

?

Matt Holck · 19-03-2011 7:40am

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v164/itsarapp/?action=view&current=walk31609031.jpg

Do mice go to Heaven ?

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