I accidentally cooked my cat !

Yurt · 06-03-2011 12:43AM #1

I'v been complaining about my cat all day because he pissed on my good pair of football boots earlier on today,my mother laughed it off and i was getting more wound up all day calling him all kinds of names and threatening it.

All the family were out and i was a bit hungry so i decided to go to the freezer and get a goodfellas Hawaiian pizza i closed the oven and pre heated it at 180 degrees.

I went into to the sitting room watched a bit off two and a half men and next thing this overwhelming smell off slow roasting feline hits me my first thought is where the **** is that coming from and my second was FFFUUUUUKKKK.

So i go in open the oven and there she is melted all over the grill,I loved that cat we'v had him 3 years how will i explain this to the family there due back soon.

Im pretty sure it was his last life what should i do put it in the bin ? Come clean and say i didn't realize the pesky little devil was playing in the oven ?

They'l never believe me

R.I.P Craig you never knew how much i loved you til i cooked you