Constipated real bad

rorymcgrory

I haven't had a poop since Tues or Wed. Can anyone pleasssseeeee suggest something to get me moving again?

Thanks

galwayrush

It's basic maths. Use a pencil to work it out.

KeithM89_old

Take the dildo out of your ass - how else is the poop gonna come out??

Pherekydes

OP, you're full of ****.

mikemac

Six pack of Bulmers Pear will see your right

Quandary

rorymcgrory wrote: »

I haven't had a poop since Tues or Wed. Can anyone pleasssseeeee suggest something to get me moving again?

Thanks

A good strong cup of coffee, followed by a litre of cranberry juice, followed by a few belts of senokot.

that should get things moving for ya!

TheZohanS

rorymcgrory wrote: »

I haven't had a poop since Tues or Wed. Can anyone pleasssseeeee suggest something to get me moving again?

Thanks

I know we're not really supposed to give medical advice but you definitely have TB. A capfull of Comfort fabric softener will help you, it conditions the fibres you see...makes them soft, hold your nose when you're swallowing it.


That will be €50 please.

amacca

rorymcgrory wrote: »

pleasssseeeee

jaysuuuuus rory -- tell me more about you're paain

yeah yeah yeah

it does be hard to be doin the do so it do be do!


(lots of fruit, all bran- senokot maybe - see a doctor if that don't work)

Blobby George

100 mls of extra virgin olive oil cut with cider vinegar should do the trick.

Leeg17

Litre of Orange Juice. You'll have gone before 12am

hondasam

rorymcgrory wrote: »

I haven't had a poop since Tues or Wed. Can anyone pleasssseeeee suggest something to get me moving again?

Thanks

where are you moving to ?

PK2008

Big bowl of muesli, weetabix or shreddies

...or all 3 together

stevejr

Boo!

Did that help?

LETHAL LADY

Laughter is always the best medicine.

Alter-Ego

A fag and a cup of coffee. It'll be shooting outa ya!

Daegerty

Cork screw

foxinsox

I remember when it was all just political threads in here!

Fond memories..

stevejr

hondasam wrote: »

where are you moving to ?

The Full-up-pinos.....


Oh Hi tumbleweed.

stevejr

foxinsox wrote: »

I remember when it was all just political threads in here!

Fond memories..

It's all gone down-hill since then. Well....except for the OP obviously.

sollar

eat a packet of sugar free chewing gums supposed to be some laxative effect in them.

hondasam

foxinsox wrote: »

I remember when it was all just political threads in here!

Fond memories..

not much has changed still a lot of ****e talk

stevejr

TheZohan wrote: »

I know we're not really supposed to give medical advice but you definitely have TB. A capfull of Comfort fabric softener will help you, it conditions the fibres you see...makes them soft, hold your nose when you're swallowing it.


That will be €50 please.

Don't kill him FFS I wanna see how this..... turns out!

rorymcgrory

I cant wait to poop again, I miss it so much.

Tried them all....

Oranges, orange juice, boiled eggs( had 4 for my tea) coffee and fags, cereal.

Not even a fart....

Funny thing is I'm not hurting just worried I might be backing up a bit.

Anyone want to buy some toilet paper?

Plazaman

rorymcgrory wrote: »

I haven't had a poop since Tues or Wed. Can anyone pleasssseeeee suggest something to get me moving again?

Thanks

I find a rhumba or a foxtrot is great to get someone moving. When you progress to tap, you'll never stop.

foxinsox

hondasam wrote: »

not much has changed still a lot of ****e talk

yeah, but there's sh*te talk and there's actual sh*te talk..

quite a difference in my preference of reading..

biko

Ask a pharmacist. I'm gonna use the "we don't give medical advice" excuse here.