Questions with no Answer

Godsentme

Example; Boss, "Do you take me for a fcukin' idiot?"

Best friend, "Are you ridin' my wife"?

jaffa20

Based on the title, I thought this thread would be about existentialism. I thought wrong i guess...

FTGFOP

More like "questions best answered with a 'no'."

Colilfc

''Were you really just having a ****?"

kwestfan08

"Why was this thread started?"

bonerm

jaffa20 wrote: »

Based on the title, I thought this thread would be about existentialism. I thought wrong i guess...

Ah yes, stuff like "what's the sound of one hand fapping"

Colilfc

Can I post again please to get my post count up. Thanks

Senna

At what point do you become so important that your assassinated and not just murdered?

starbelgrade

Godsentme wrote: »

Example; Boss, "Do you take me for a fcukin' idiot?

I know that look... when people say to you "Do you think I'm stupid or something?" and you're thinking "delete the 'or something' bit & then we're talking the same language".

But normally, you would never say what you are thinking, because even though you think they are stupid & they know you think they are stupid, it's not really very nice to say it out loud.

Or something.

I think murder would be personal and assassination is motivated by outside forces?

Oranage2

"What's a tracker mortgage"

This question although not rhetorical, doesn't seem to have an answer!

seanybiker

Colilfc wrote: »

Can I post again please to get my post count up. Thanks

blatantly posting that you want to get your post count up is just worse than posting sheite. Least with sheite you have to think about something sheite to post.

Senna

Deleted User wrote: »

I think murder would be personal and assassination is motivated by outside forces?

But its not just used for politician, presidents, kings etc. Typical enough for John Lennon's murder to be called an assassinated.

Colilfc

seanybiker wrote: »

blatantly posting that you want to get your post count up is just worse than posting sheite. Least with sheite you have to think about something sheite to post.

Sorry.

orourkeda

How's your bollix?

"Does my bum look big in this?"

starbelgrade

Deleted User wrote: »

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Is that cottage cheese.

Oh sorry, it's your arse.

Senna

Deleted User wrote: »

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Answer should always be no. Even if it looks like two beachball.

orourkeda

ANY CHANCE OF A BLOW JOB?

humberklog

jaffa20 wrote: »

Based on the title, I thought this thread would be about existentialism. I thought wrong i guess...

Based on your use of the word "I" three times in your short sentence I'm not surprised.

Godsentme

Colilfc wrote: »

Can I post again please to get my post count up. Thanks

Are there kudos for getting your posts count up?

FTGFOP

Deleted User wrote: »

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Sadly, no. That's why I'm leaving you for something with back.

kumate_champ07

before the big bang, before whatever created it/the begining of life as we know it, what was there?

Cybertron85

Probably heard it a million times, but where does the universe end and if it does, what comes after it?


Also, why did someone decide to marry Mary Harney?

Godsentme

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

before the big bang, before whatever created it/the begining of life as we know it, what was there?

Dunno..I'll ask Dad for ya if ya like?:D

kumate_champ07

Senna wrote: »

Answer should always be no. Even if it looks like two beachball.

if you say no it could still mean its a big bum but the black elasticated pants hide it, you should say " you dont have a big bum, it doesnt matter what you wear, youre gorgeous."

Esel

Deleted User wrote: »

"Does my bum look big in this?"

In this what? In this room?

HoneyRyder

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :pac:

celtictiger32

what does 'the' mean??

Lapin

Do wasps go to heaven ?

Godsentme

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Mary, " DId you marry me for my looks or to get out of the asylum?":D:D

EverEvolving

If it took a man a week to walk out of a mile, how long would it take an ant with decent sized clogs to walk out of a bucket of paint?

Thomas_S_Hunterson

P=NP?

LETHAL LADY

If Peter Piper picked a pick of pickled peppers, wheres the pick of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

howyanow

when does a field that is flooded all year around officially become a lake?

TGQ

usually from kids

But why?

gcgirl

do you ever flush the Jaxx

BBDBB

why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

Capt'n Midnight

BBDBB wrote: »

why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

To keep their ears warm :rolleyes:

Screaminmidget

HoneyRyder wrote: »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :pac:

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

3ndahalfof6

HoneyRyder wrote: »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :pac:

elevendeen

Capt'n Midnight

Screaminmidget wrote: »

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chickens evolved from jungle fowl relatively recently.

eggs have been around for hundreds of millions of years , and the first chicken hatched from an egg left by a predecessor

3ndahalfof6

EverEvolving wrote: »

If it took a man a week to walk out of a mile, how long would it take an ant with decent sized clogs to walk out of a bucket of paint?

2hrs and 86 mins

Screaminmidget

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Chickens evolved from jungle fowl relatively recently.

eggs have been around for hundreds of millions of years , and the first chicken hatched from an egg left by a predecessor

The egg so?

AhSureTisGrand

Answer with no question:

42

Screaminmidget

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Answer with no question:

42

The number of times I rode your Mother.

Silverfish

Why is it called an asteroid when it's in the hemisphere, but a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? :mad:

Sunnyisland

How long is a piece of string ?

Screaminmidget

realies wrote: »

How long is a piece of string ?

Double the length from one side to the middle :pac:

Capt'n Midnight

realies wrote: »

How long is a piece of string ?

If string theory is to be a theory of quantum gravity, then the average size of a string should be somewhere near the length scale of quantum gravity, called the Planck length, which is about 10-33 centimeters, or about a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter.

orourkeda

HoneyRyder wrote: »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :pac:

None because you'd have taken a three wood out to the little fookers head.