Zimmer frames unite?

mike65

Whats this then, haven't got my glasses....

chucken1

Its one of those new fangled forum things!! :eek:

tbh

I remember when this was all fields.

RedXIV

If I remember Batman as Adam West, am I old enough to be here?

frag420

well when I was a boy.........................

No1J

Whats that you say?

chucken1

I think he said "we'll go for a drive"?!

BBDBB

the nurses steal my things you know

tbh

about a quarter past 4.

chucken1

Dont be silly..no one is on the floor!

No1J

chucken1 wrote: »

I think he said "we'll go for a drive"?!

"I had one of them before they put me in here"

BBDBB

are there any pink wafer biscuits left?

frag420

during the war we didnt have any..................(insert modern newfangled thingy-ma-bob) and had to make do with (insert last centuries equivelent) nad if we didnt like it then tough..................it was us or Ze Germans

frAg

Beruthiel

OK
You get this one thread, for X period of time, to get your old fogie jokes out of your system.

After that, all bets are off.

I remember pixie boots, leg warmers, shoulder pads, flock of seagulls hair cuts, perms, Bananarama and Adam Aunt.
Thought the lead singer from Haircut 100 was a RIDE.

chucken1

No1J wrote: »

"I had one of them before they put me in here"

frag420 wrote: »

during the war we didnt have any..................(insert modern newfangled thingy-ma-bob) and had to make do with (insert last centuries equivelent) nad if we didnt like it then tough..................it was us or Ze Germans

frAg

I had one of those ^^^^^^ :pac:

chucken1

Beruthiel wrote: »

OK
You get this one thread, for X period of time, to get your old fogie jokes out of your system.

After that, all bets are off.

I remember pixie boots, leg warmers, shoulder pads, flock of seagulls hair cuts, perms, Bananarama and Adam Aunt.
Thought the lead singer from Haircut 100 was a RIDE.

Gawd ya..he had a lovely smiley face!
I used to be a goth:cool:

Balmed Out

This is very slow on my ibm 286sx

harr

there is a bad smell of pee in here don't you think

r3nu4l

Balmed Out wrote: »

This is very slow on my ibm 286sx

I remember in University a father of a friend of mine had just bought a new 386 computer with a whopping 540MB hard drive. My comment at the time was:

'Wow, he'll never fill that beast of a drive!'

It seemed like such a huge amount of space.

Also, I remember one Christmas an Auntie of mine bought me a wall-poster of Adam and the Ants as a present.

I smiled and said 'Thank you' when inside I was thinking 'WTF? I can't stand Adam and the Ants, what was she thinking??'

mike65

Beruthiel wrote: »

OK
You get this one thread, for X period of time, to get your old fogie jokes out of your system.

After that, all bets are off.

Nursie showing us her subtle touch again

BBDBB

mike65 wrote: »

Nursie showing us her subtle touch again

the smell of freshly starched uniform and hospital corners await:D

Oryx

I wouldnt say Im old, but my favourite ever advertising poster was for jeans. 'skinny fit and they dont Kajagoogoo'.

Beruthiel

mike65 wrote: »

Nursie showing us her subtle touch again

Just call me Nurse Ratched.

looksee

BBDBB wrote: »

the smell of freshly starched uniform and hospital corners await:D

And a sniff of disapproval

I thought the jokes were very funny in context, I sniggered all through them!

Anyway thanks to all for the new forum and good luck to all who sail in her!

Cicero

I remember when this place was all fields....now look what they've done...bloody planners....

Queen-Mise

Owww - my fingers are crackling on this here keyboard thingy... ouch ouch ouch

Oryx

When I was a kid you could buy ten of these for a shilling.

Swampy

Anyone have a spare 5 1/4 inch?

OldGoat

Punch cards FTW

No1J

That Fr Murray is a lovely man and the church was packed with young people.

tbh

Oryx wrote: »

I wouldnt say Im old, but my favourite ever advertising poster was for jeans. 'skinny fit and they dont Kajagoogoo'.

how long have you been waiting to dust off that one?

Oryx

tbh wrote: »

how long have you been waiting to dust off that one?

1982

Dudess

Aw sweet - sick of all them babbies born in 1991 and stuff making me feel auld. This forum makes me feel young! :pac:

humberklog

Dudess wrote: »

Aw sweet - sick of all them babbies born in 1991 and stuff making me feel auld. This forum makes me feel young! :pac:

I've just found it...now where's me glasses...

No1J

Oryx wrote: »

I wouldnt say Im old, but my favourite ever advertising poster was for jeans. 'skinny fit and they dont Kajagoogoo'.

Do you remember the O Connor's jeans add in abbey street early 80's. Field full of sheep but "one stood out from the crowd".

WindSock

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eh...morse, not Braille.

Quality

with age comes great responsibility!!

OldGoat

With age comes wisdom so that makes me a smart mofo. (<- Dig the archaic slang)

BBDBB

with age comes.........................erm..............ooh what was it again........

Gaspode

OldGoat wrote: »

With age comes wisdom so that makes me a smart mofo. (<- Dig the archaic slang)

I'm hip to your beatnik jive Daddyo!

It's great to be the young(ish) dude amongst all you crinklies!

looksee

Gaspode wrote: »

I'm hip to your beatnik jive Daddyo!

It's great to be the young(ish) dude amongst all you crinklies!

That would be Wrinklies - crinklies makes us sound like a packet of crisps

BBDBB

looksee wrote: »

That would be Wrinklies - crinklies makes us sound like a packet of crisps

love one, and a pint chaser since you are in the chair :D

Latchy

BBDBB wrote: »

the nurses steal my things you know

Some of them place my hands on their breasts to when nobodys looking ...dirty bitchs

Latchy

No1J wrote: »

That Fr Murray is a lovely man and the church was packed with young people.

Wasn't he known as the gypsy priest ? Like he was always moving around from parish to parish and never really settled that one ..sniff

looksee

Latchy wrote: »

Some of them place my hands on their breasts to when nobodys looking ...dirty bitchs

Snigger, well there is one way we will be able to sort the young uns from the old uns. (That would be too, and nobody's and bitches ).

Gaspode

looksee wrote: »

That would be Wrinklies - crinklies makes us sound like a packet of crisps

You havent heard me getting out of a chair then....

No1J

Latchy wrote: »

Wasn't he known as the gypsy priest ? Like he was always moving around from parish to parish and never really settled that one ..sniff

That's the man, he was in Balally parish for a while, but he comes from a good family, that's why he drives a Rover.

im stuck! cnt tink of gud name

frag420 wrote: »

well when I was a boy.........................

DAD: when I was yer age we had it twice as tough n there was no way our parents would put up with this s**t .it's time you start pulling your weight around,for gods sake get your act together and get job when i yer age i had three jobs and not a penny of it i saw
ME: yes da but i have school you know to better my further and all
DAD: OOH!!! so now your better than us ..... keep acting like that and..
ME: FINE you win !! i'll do the dam dishwasher :mad:

dubtom

Dishwasher?! count your self lucky young man,when I was a lad we had to wash the dishes with brillo pads,which we had to make ourselves, with steel wool and carbolic soap. Shape up or ship out, ya upstart.

Rubecula

EE when I were a lad we had to get up three hours before we went to bed, have a handful of cold gravel for breakfast and lick road clean with our tongue. And we had to pay foreman tuppence a week for the privelige. When we got home dad would slice us to death with a broken bottle and dance around on our graves. And you tell the yonuns today that......... and they don't believe ya."

(Hope I am not the only one who remembers that or I will start to feel very silly)

looksee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

As a Yorkshirewoman I post this with a certain feeling of guilt!