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27-02-2011 8:30pm

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That_Guy

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An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".
"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar.

Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

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#2 27-02-2011 8:33pm
NoQuarter

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Thats After Hours spot on to be fair.

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#3 27-02-2011 8:33pm
WindSock

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AH = All of boards.ie?

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#4 27-02-2011 8:36pm
seanybiker

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That Atari crap wrecks me bulb.

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#5 27-02-2011 8:38pm
AlmightyCushion

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WindSock wrote: »

AH = All of boards.ie?

It's the only part that counts.

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#6 27-02-2011 8:42pm
Menengroth™

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clearly written by a dribbler with a grudge.

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#7 27-02-2011 8:44pm
WindSock

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It's the only part that counts.

Dunno, I hear The Mighty Boosh forum is fairly kickin'

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#8 27-02-2011 8:50pm
KnifeWRENCH

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An Irish internet message board that has more forums than topics, averaging about 2 topics per 5 forums. Being an Irish website, the main discussion is drinking, with 307 forums dedicated to this subject. Many drinking sessions are organised on a daily basis, making the general population of boards.ie drunk 46% of the time.
A typical boards.ie thread will consist of someone suggesting pints, 30 people are up for it, 12 argue about the venue, 17 people demanding a pissup be organised in their county, 2 people making it clear that they don't drink, and 82 people saying they won'd be able to make it as they're too hungover from last night's pissup.

It's so true.

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#9 27-02-2011 10:29pm
CyberWaste

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Boards.ie a website recently brought under control by the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).Try’s to take the members right of free speech away, contains mass censorship .The website was brought under control in 1997 by the CCP .website contains more moderators than members at a ratio of 22:1, due to this each comment is reviewed and edited before being posted on the website
User original comment: "does anyone want to go for a pint down in McCarty’s”

Message posted:"Buy Chinese low alcohol rice beer”

2nd user reply: “man your such a scab drinking that sh!t”

Message posted: “yes that would be a good idea to buy low alcohol rice beer as long as I have all my taxes paid and up to date”

Boards.ie have the right to delete and edit comments

hahaha

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#10 27-02-2011 11:02pm
Cheap Thrills!

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Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

that made me chuckle....:pac:

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#11 28-02-2011 2:34am
citizen_p

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"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar.

Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

I bet it was put up there by some Polish swan eating Gypsies.

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#12 28-02-2011 2:43am
GLaDOS

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They should add that this gets posted every 2 months or so

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#13 28-02-2011 11:06pm
lil_lisa

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I bet it was this guy!

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#14 01-03-2011 9:08pm
Pompey Magnus

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CyberWaste wrote:

Boards.ie a website recently brought under control by the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).Try’s to take the members right of free speech away, contains mass censorship .The website was brought under control in 1997 by the CCP .website contains more moderators than members at a ratio of 22:1, due to this each comment is reviewed and edited before being posted on the website
User original comment: "does anyone want to go for a pint down in McCarty’s”

Message posted:"Buy Chinese low alcohol rice beer”

2nd user reply: “man your such a scab drinking that sh!t”

Message posted: “yes that would be a good idea to buy low alcohol rice beer as long as I have all my taxes paid and up to date”

Boards.ie have the right to delete and edit comments

That was hilarious, nearly made me spit out my Tsingtao beer all over my laptop, but I luckily managed to keep it in, so I can now still enjoy this lager which is as refreshing as the pure spring water with which it is produced, with its light, mild flavour and honey-like aftertaste.

Tsingtao, the perfect accompaniment for any type of Asian cusine and also for just random browsing on Boards.

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#15 09-03-2011 4:51pm
Evil Phil

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seanybiker wrote: »

That Atari crap wrecks me bulb.

Atari Jaguar tbh.

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#16 09-03-2011 5:02pm
thebillynator

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seanybiker wrote: »

That Atari crap wrecks me bulb.

Yore ma!

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