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  • #2
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Spoons


  • #3
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Shocking.


  • #4
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Striker


  • #5
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Midfield.


  • #6
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    any which way but loose


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  • #7
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Striker!

    Dang...


  • #8
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    goal


  • #9
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Hooker


  • #10
    chillywilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    <funny position>


  • #11
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Can only really get internet in the kitchen, but I think the sitting room would be sweet too.


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  • #12
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,169 ✭✭✭rednik


    Left or right back or straight up the middle.


  • #13
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Alabama Stink beetle.


  • #14
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I'm an all rounder.


  • #15
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    left hand weekdays
    right hand weekends


  • #16
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Spooning!!!


  • #17
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    I'd go for the auld missionary myself as you can get a bit of traction. The wheelbarrow is also good.

    Is that what you call her? I heard her nickname was 'the town bike'.


  • #18
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Left back...

































    ....in the dressing room.














    what can i say, i'm a lazy baxtard.


  • #19
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    http://www.smelkem.com/images/Aaspring05/1234.JPG


  • #20
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Couldnt care less.......as long as its goes in!


    or else 69 FTW


  • #21
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Doggy style has its merits, especially when you and your partner arent on good terms. Its a bit impersonal though.


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  • #22
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    bonerm wrote: »
    Is that what you call her? I heard her nickname was 'the town bike'.
    I heard her name was











































    yore ma (sorry had to do it).


  • #23
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    http://www.smelkem.com/images/Aaspring05/1234.JPG

    that's my avatar...on a horse


  • #24
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    'Moon Landing' without a doubt.

    Nothing better than observing the oyster approaching your chops in a barely controlled touch down


  • #25
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Not 'the' Wat Dabney, inventor of the inverted firkin!


  • #26
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ever wonder what position your parents were doing it in when you were conceived.... no?... me neither :o


  • #27
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    Blasting with piss


  • #28
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Reverse overweight gymnast


  • #29
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Doggy style has its merits, especially when you and your partner arent on good terms. Its a bit impersonal though.

    but if she has annoyed you recently, you can seize the moment and surprise thumb her rusty bullethole


  • #30
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    but if she has annoyed you recently, you can seize the moment and surprise thumb her rusty bullethole

    Not to mention a game of 'bucking bronco' if you're feeling especially brave.


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  • #31
    Cochore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 ✭Cochore


    Viennese Oyster!


  • #32
    juma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 259 ✭✭juma


    When Im not in the driving seat my favourite position has to be shotgun. After that back left window seat, back right window seat and worst case scenario in stuck in the back middle seat.


  • #33
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Doggy for the win.


  • #34
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Cochore wrote: »
    Viennese Oyster!

    I prefer a Swiss roll or a Viennese whirl.


  • #35
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Doggy or spoons.

    Spooning is a great Sunday morning hangover activity before you get outa bed.


  • #36
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Doggy or spoons.

    Spooning is a great Sunday morning hangover activity before you get outa bed.


    "oooooh look at me and my contact with a naked female!"



    *its been a few weeks*


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  • #37
    Oak3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭Oak3


    Ive got one I cant even begin to describe ... but the lads have to be over 35 to try it and get it to work. Work it out for yerself.


  • #38
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    Oak3 wrote: »
    Ive got one I cant even begin to describe ... but the lads have to be over 35 to try it and get it to work. Work it out for yerself.

    im 21 but i'll give it a go.


  • #39
    grumula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 ✭✭grumula


    Oak3 wrote: »
    Ive got one I cant even begin to describe ... but the lads have to be over 35 to try it and get it to work. Work it out for yerself.

    jayzis, what kinda position requires 34 other lads?.... **** it, i don't wanna know!


  • #40
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Oak3 wrote: »
    Ive got one I cant even begin to describe ... but the lads have to be over 35 to try it and get it to work. Work it out for yerself.
    I cant work it out...:confused::confused:


  • #41
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    In her arse.


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  • #42
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    In her arse.
    The front or rear one...?
    Why would you have to be over 35?


  • #43
    Oak3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭Oak3


    grumula wrote: »
    jayzis, what kinda position requires 34 other lads?.... **** it, i don't wanna know!

    very good alright.


  • #44
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    DVDA.


  • #45
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Ah sure they're all good when you can get it ;)


  • #46
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Lotus/Jellyfish


  • #47
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Ever wonder what position your parents were doing it in when you were conceived.... no?... me neither :o

    oh u bollix :(


  • #48
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Ceann Comhairle.


  • #49
    haydar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭haydar


    Inverted mongoose


  • #50
    christmas2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭christmas2010


    Any position would do!!!


  • #51
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Ye people disgust me.

    Reverse burger flip, ftw.


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