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Breast milk ice cream

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    Breast milks only for suckers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Ive tried it... Its the tits!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,307 ✭✭✭stephendevlin


    What pair of tits came up with that idea??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    There it is right here on boards.---->>>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭Zigmund


    Can't wait to try Raspberry Nipple flavour....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭immature ejaculation


    I heard it can be a bit hard to get the ice cream out of the nipple.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ya have to love it..

    Human breast milk ice cream disgusts all, but lets all have a bowl of cow tit ice-cream instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I have been known to enjoy those wibbly wobbly wonders.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Abi wrote: »
    Ya have to love it..

    Human breast milk ice cream disgusts all, but lets all have a bowl of cow tit ice-cream instead.

    Ya I know what you mean. People are always so disgusted when I cook then leg of human for dinner, it really gets to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Abi wrote: »
    Ya have to love it..

    Human breast milk ice cream disgusts all, but lets all have a bowl of cow tit ice-cream instead.


    That's the whole point though. I don't want to eat anything that came outta another human....the thoughts of it is disgusting!

    What kind of sick pig wants to eat it.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I would only eats it if they showed the pic of the person it came from.


    YES
    NO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,594 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    That's the whole point though. I don't want to eat anything that came outta another human....the thoughts of it is disgusting!

    What kind of sick pig wants to eat it.....

    Yeah, those babies really are some sick fucks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Finally a good reason to visit London, but shouldn't breast milk be served warm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abi wrote: »
    Ya have to love it..

    Human breast milk ice cream disgusts all, but lets all have a bowl of cow tit ice-cream instead.

    I have no problem drinking a women's breast milk as long as I can get it from the source :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    awww and I was only just in london... if I had known this I would've had some! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I should show my neighbour this... She def has the capacity and the face to produce plenty.....

    Might drop my later. Sample the batch so to speak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I have no problem drinking a women's breast milk as long as I can get it from the source :p

    Traceability and all that, eh? :pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    i only drink d'battery women


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    I'd try it, it's not like it will kill you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    For £14 id expect a quicky round the back of the bins too...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    For £14 id expect a quicky round the back of the bins too...

    you really have high standards :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,605 ✭✭✭OakeyDokey


    Milk from animals tits are okay but when it's human it's disgusting! Funny :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Crazymoo! wrote: »
    Milk from animals tits are okay but when it's human it's disgusting! Funny :)

    Yeah and people will eat cow meat but not human meat? Whats up with that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Will this be pasteurised breast milk?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nix84


    No-one's done anything interesting with ice cream in the last hundred years
    says yer man. Ice cream is interestin enough, ta very much!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    Yer man Heston what'shisface made hot ice cream. That's something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭shogunpower


    Bitty...........:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    This thread is why I don't swallow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    The ice-cream is made from breast milk I don't wanna know where the chocolate sauce came from :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Back when the missus was breastfeeding I used to throw a drop in the tea when we were out of cow juice. It's much creamier than Avonmore. I'd say it would make savage ice cream.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭serenacat


    yes why not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,877 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    It has been taken off sale now by the authorities.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12615353


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Awwwhh.. tits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Ice cream made from tit liquid.

    A match made in heaven


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    Disgusting!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Patri wrote: »
    Ya I know what you mean. People are always so disgusted when I cook then leg of human for dinner, it really gets to me.

    do you eat human sausages? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Brest milk, the packaging appeals to me more than the product.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,430 ✭✭✭positron


    I would love breast milk ice cream if it was my partners milk. To all those who are disgusted about this idea, we all exchange saliva with whoever we are with, how different is this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭zeusnero


    afaik HIV can be passed on through human breast milk - I'd really hope that the pasteurization process would remove the Virus...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    positron wrote: »
    I would love breast milk ice cream if it was my partners milk. To all those who are disgusted about this idea, we all exchange saliva with whoever we are with, how different is this?

    Eh, quite different i think you'll find!

    Don't get me wrong, if the missus was breast feeding, i'd have a go, cos i'm pervy like that, but i draw the line at buying ice cream that came from some unknown skanks saggy tits.
    However, if we could only find a way to milk lindsay lohan, i'd wallow in that like a hippo at a mud hole. Horses for courses and all that.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,307 ✭✭✭stephendevlin



    i'm pervy like that, but i draw the line at buying ice cream that came from some unknown skanks saggy tits.
    ;)

    As apposed to what???

    Some big steaks on legs . grass eating .. fat cow .. runnin around the fields smelling of purified shiite. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Mmmm...full of boobie goodness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Georgia Salpa prob has a few gallons of Ice-Cream in her knockers lol


  • Site Banned Posts: 328 ✭✭michelledoh


    Jesus that's awful.
    Also does it vary from person to person like that drink in Futurama?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,307 ✭✭✭stephendevlin


    johnn wrote: »
    Georgia Salpa prob has a few gallons of Ice-Cream in her knockers lol

    Id shoot my ice cream over them bad boys! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,222 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    I own an ice cream machine. I have a wife who at one point was producing some excess milk. Naturally I decided to make breast milk ice cream.

    Unfortunately I never got around to it, because people who have babies tend not to have a spare hour or so to make ice cream. The milk stayed in the freezer for a few weeks until I binned it.

    Human milk is quite interesting. It changes considerably over time as the needs of the baby change. I've no idea how that works. Breasts are clever yokes.

    I don't really like the idea of drinking the milk of people with whom I am not fairly intimate. That would be too weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,430 ✭✭✭positron


    Lumen wrote: »
    Human milk is quite interesting. It changes considerably over time as the needs of the baby change. I've no idea how that works. Breasts are clever yokes.

    Cows milk does the same - cows milk is yellow, way too creamy and almost bitter for first two weeks after the delivery. Cows milk also changes taste depending on what the cow eats - much like us humans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Lumen wrote: »
    I own an ice cream machine.

    A proper cool one like in an ice cream van, or a gay one from debenhams or the likes? Cos one of those two is cool and the other is gay. I'll tell which is which after you answer!:D

    Lumen wrote: »
    Breasts are clever yokes.

    Good for squeezing/jiggling and occasional motorboating too. Is there anything they can't do?
    Lumen wrote: »
    I don't really like the idea of drinking the milk of people with whom I am not fairly intimate. That would be too weird.

    Does this suggest you're fairly intimate with several cows, or do you simply have lower bovine standards?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,307 ✭✭✭stephendevlin


    Good for squeezing/jiggling and occasional motorboating too. Is there anything they can't do?

    Double in size when you click your fingers.... :(


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