What does being drunk feel like?

thisisadamh

Hi, just wondering what being drunk feel like?

mikom

thisisadamh wrote: »

Hi, just wondering what being drink feel like?

Wet.

admiralofthefleet

like warm apple pie

TeddyTedson

it makes everything a lot more interesting, even this thread :pac::P


Drinking makes me get relaxed, then really relaxed then I start blacking out

seanybiker

Ill tell you in a few cans time

Degag

thisisadamh wrote: »

Hi, just wondering what being drink feel like?

You write sentences like that..... alot.

brummytom

Like being sober, but acting like more of a cunt

hardcore

thisisadamh wrote: »

Hi, just wondering what being drink feel like?

It feels like liquid

darragh16

Bleedin deadly...

admiralofthefleet

brummytom wrote: »

Like being sober, but acting like more of a cunt

yeah and talking bolitics

jamesr123

brummytom wrote: »

Like being sober, but acting like more of a cunt

That's me anyway :rolleyes:

KeithM89_old

Stand up, then bend over. Put your head between your legs and dont move for about 30 seconds, then jump up really quickly.
Thats what it feels like...

landsleaving

Like the gentle caress of warm vomit on one's chin.

Or the sweet silken touch of the fist of that guy who's girlfriend you just accidentally fell into.

shannon_tek

f**ked basically. can do what ever you wish to do and forget it all in the morning. na depends on how well you can handle your drink. more often ......

Do the following
'stand up...... lightly spin yourself around the room ......not too much and then forget every sentence you want to say' . god i love life the amazement of alcohol

Yakult

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790449

Asphyxia

It's like having a lava lamp where your brain is meant to be :pac:

Senna

You know that 30 minutes when your coming down from heroin but the meth hasn't kicked in yet, thats what its like.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Like wgheeeeeeeeeeee .dude... you#re.. you.re me best friedns.... you.... yeah, yoyu.... gime a kisssss.

Dangerous Man

It helps you forget about all the horrible shit in life. You can relax. Or, it intesifies it horribly and you end up on the verge of suicide. Or both. Or neither. Hope that helps.

seanybiker

Dangerous Man wrote: »

It helps you forget about all the horrible shit in life. You can relax. Or, it intesifies it horribly and you end up on the verge of suicide. Or both. Or neither. Hope that helps.

thats basically why i get pissed half the time. its a right pain when it doesnt work and I go the suicidal way though
theres different drunks anyways. lager woohoo grand and whiskey is 1.2.3.floor

strokemyclover

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Like wgheeeeeeeeeeee .dude... you#re.. you.re me best friedns.... you.... yeah, yoyu.... gime a kisssss.

See this guy, this is the guy!

/Bart hugging Milhouse after dismounting Duff Gardens ride

Badgermonkey

I owe a cleaner in a Brisbane backpackers my deepest apologies.

My drunken deposit resembled a scale model of Uluru, though was undoubtedly less impressive at dawn.

Capt'n Midnight

FORD PREFECT:
And you better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace; it’s unpleasantly like being drunk.

ARTHUR DENT:
Well, what’s so unpleasant about being drunk?

FORD PREFECT:
You ask a glass of water!

...

[Whooshing noise]

ARTHUR DENT:
What’s happening?

[Whooshing noise]

FORD PREFECT:
We’re going into hyperspace.

[Whooshing noise]

ARTHUR DENT:
Eeeuuuhhh! I… I’ll never be cruel to a gin and tonic again.

[As the whooshing noise increases, we hear under it a "tick-tick-tick-bing!"]

RussellTuring

I'd tell you, but I can't remember last Saturday.

KylieWyley

thisisadamh wrote: »

Hi, just wondering what being drink feel like?

its like loosing a mental barrier. you are more loose and less inhibited. you think less and speak more. you start to loose that voice in your head that says "this might be a bad idea".


i'm assuming you're underage and haven't drank alcohol yet? you've a fantastic world ahead of you.

seafood dunleavy

Not many Irish people could give you an answer I'm afraid.

LC2010HIS

You develop alzeimers, forget your name and suddenly every guy looks like Brad Pitt!

Source: Last weekend

I drink very little and have only actually been drunk on one occasion, but I remember everything about it. I'm usually very shy and withdrawn but on that occasion I didn't give a damn anymore, could talk to anyone and felt a bit giddy.

pappyodaniel

It's like being a child again. You lose all inhibitions so you become more chatty, loud, obnoxious, selfish, egotistical etc etc....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

karlog

As a long term drinker i can tell you it's very hard to describe really. I guess it's one of those things you just have to do to find out.

What's does being sober feel like OP?

Junco Partner

the only part of it i can describe is when i'm fairly far gone. i just feel heavy like gravity has increased tenfold, can't keep my head up, hard to move my legs. also tired very tired.

TeddyTedson

Everyone is one planet dumb so they are all on the same wave length and everyone gets along.

petes

Depends op, what type of drunk do you want to know, been there and done that, latter end of the scale you don't want to know, have beer in now and its good, if you can't remember, who is to know....bad time that is!

Aoifey!

A dizzy happiness

Hard to explain.. Somewhere between good and very good.

lecker Hendl

It's like living in Narnia...only better.

Doc

It's like when you were a kid and role down a grass hill on your belly you feel all happy and a bit wozey but do it too much and you throw up.

filthymcnasty

A slightly more enjoyable level of psychosis

ronan45

O...P ..,Since the firstest time i sawe your posts i knew i loved yew! matyes for ever.



(its kinda like that)

Dravokivich

T'is mighty...

jackiebaron

thisisadamh wrote: »

Hi, just wondering what being drink feel like?

You should ask "drink"

squeakyduck

When I'm drunk I feel really light and spinny and I just want to run around and have loads of fun!

Brenireland

where is my bum...

GrizzlyMan

a heavenly warm fuzzy feeling of being on 'COPS'

major bill

The best way i can sum up been drunk is that susan boyle suddenly becomes really attractive!!!!:pac:

Numbness and tunnel vision
thats about it

Magic Eight Ball

I'm more curious to what sustained sobriety feels like.

anndub

According to a guy I've just gotten to know who moved to Ireland last September and had prior to that never had an alcoholic drink for religious reasons, it feels like your tongue is too big for your mouth making word formation difficult. In addition to this even though your brain is telling you to stop trying to speak, your mouth just keeps talking.
Also attempts to refrain from telling everyone who makes eye contact with you that "you're not drunk" are completely futile.

Tubsandtiles

It feels like you won the lotto except you haven't and you'll feel alot more poor in the morning .

Jesus Wept

mad altogether

Blondini

It's warm and sticky
(like the shart that the beer just caused im my man-knickers)

Thanks.