Scenes We'd Like To See

bm365

I call out ideas for scenarios we'd like to see and you come in with your suggestions.

Ok, here we go, the first subject is......

Lines you wouldn't hear in the Leaders debate

starbelgrade

"Stick your cheese up your hole, you cunt."

El Weirdo

bm365 wrote: »

Lines you wouldn't hear in the Leaders debate

"I was watching Mock the Week the other night..."

thenutflush

" I stand before you today, as the Celtic Tiger roars ever louder.."

Snakeblood

bm365 wrote: »

I call out ideas for scenarios we'd like to see and you come in with your suggestions.

Ok, here we go, the first subject is......

Lines you wouldn't hear in the Leaders debate

'You have a face like a Jar of Smashed Assholes'

I just want to hear someone say that, once, who isn't me.

phasers

"Herp Derp I like to rip off Mock The Week"

JohnP199

Lets get ready to RUUUMMMBBBLEEE!

SeaFields

I want to ride you sideways Miriam

juma

Well I put it to you (long pause) that you suck off a horse

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Hey Enda...debate this (pulls down jocks and exposes ass)

Dangerous Man

'Ooops - sorry for cutting across you there Enda. Please continue.'

'That's quite alright Deputy Gilmore.'

strobe

"the only party we are prepared to go into government with is Sinn Fein"

hmmm

"and everything was going fine until we saw sister assumpta's arse sticking out"

Balfie

''whats your name? Its Ehhh Brian Len... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!''

thenutflush

" you see folks, the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of using other peoples' money .."

- Eamon Gilmore

hmmm

"Miriam, you've been an excellent host"

Dangerous Man

This is what I'd like to see.

Gilmore v Kenny in a debate of actual substance. Both candidates would stand in front of an audience from which the occasional question would be harvested by the chairman, probably someone like Bowman. Neither candidate would receive any briefing regarding the questions to be asked.

The debate would last approximately two hours. Kenny would probably urinate on himself at some stage and it would be funny. The whole debate is just a pretence to watch Kenny humiliate himself. He'd also make the mistake of wearing beige trousers, thus making the appearance and migration of urine all the more noticeable.

An intoxicated Pat Rabbite will shout 'ye fucking eejit Kenny' from the audience.

Bowman will call for order and Rabbite will tell him to 'fuck off out of it.'

Kenny will shuffle off stage trying to cover up the piss on his trousers. He'll get piss on his hands.

strokemyclover

Enda Kenny wiping white powder from his nose before the camera comes to him and then opening "Eh, errr, Man!!!!! I can't feel my face!"

Turtyturd

'Let's leave Ireland sitting on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle'....that sounds better than your other slogan Enda.

Sanjuro

'All right, all right. I'll admit it. No matter what way you vote... we're fucked.'

Ruu_Old

hmmm wrote: »

"Miriam, you've been an excellent host rack"

FYQ.;)

Tipsy McSwagger

Yes i am the leader of the IRA - Gerry Adams

Helium

You Want The Truth!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Blondini

Hur Hur ... I've a scenario ... Go finger your sad ass ...

goose2005

thenutflush wrote: »

" you see folks, the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of using other peoples' money .."

- Eamon Gilmore

That's also the problem with capitalism...

thenutflush

goose2005 wrote: »

That's also the problem with capitalism...

Your statement is so profoundly correct, you're able to just say it and leave, using 3 full-stops to denote this...

Rumple Fugly

Three teas please Miriam, tit tit and tit

pragmatic1

The absolute destruction of Fianna Fail.

kincsem

Enda: "The first thing I will do when we get into power is revise TDs salaries upwards".

Followed by high fives from Micháel and Eamon.

randylonghorn

bm365 wrote: »

Lines you wouldn't hear in the Leaders debate

"It was our fault!"

TheBunk1

I want to set the record straight; I thought the cop was a prostitute.

danh789

Somebody better go down there and explain the off-side rule to her

Helium

danh789 wrote: »

Somebody better go down there and explain the off-side rule to on her

Fixed that for ya!!

fakearms123

juma wrote: »

Well I put it to you (long pause) that you suck off a horse

"I did not suck off a horse... I have already dealt with this issue with body chairman and as I explained to him, I was out hunting with a friend and I slipped onto the end of a horse's phallus, which unfortunately due to it being mating season was ... aroused" - Enda Kenny

Gunsfortoys

"Of course we couldn't sack Mary Harney, she threatened to sit on us!"

Plazaman

Dont twist my niplets Enda, you know we need total unanonananimity..... you fúcksock

conorhal

"Well, due to the current, eh, fiscal situation, our ahh... I donno, something about a five point plan... sorry, I completely lost my train of thought there because I was staring at Miriam's tits."

the groutch

"sorry, can you give us a minute, I've got to get my champions league bets on"

Colmo52

'We're going to renegotiate the EU/IMF bailout'

'Your mom's going to renegotiate the bailout.'

Colmo52

Enda: I'd be delighted to take part in your debate Vincent.

Trog

"**** you deputy Stagg"

Gunsfortoys

Audience member: "Mr Martin, IMFing pissed over this bailout".

Colmo52

So Taoiseach Adams, Where did Michael, Enda and Eamon go to? They've been missing for weeks.

bm365

Ok, here we go again.....

Unlikely lines to hear from a Rose of Tralee Contestant

mstan

bm365 wrote: »

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Unlikely lines to hear from a Rose of Tralee Contestant

Galway Rose: I was actually discussing this last night with the London Rose....as we showered together....naked

For Forks Sake

bm365 wrote: »

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Unlikely lines to hear from a Rose of Tralee Contestant

"My ideal career? Something that involves killing kittens, that'd really get my juices flowing"

danh789

bm365 wrote: »

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Unlikely lines to hear from a Rose of Tralee Contestant

I like drinkin, shmokin and fightin

Blondini

bm365 wrote: »

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Unlikely lines to hear from a Rose of Tralee Contestant

I hope all you Irish like my lesions!

I have IRISH AIDS..

I caught it in Connemara!

Colmo52

bm365 wrote: »

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Unlikely lines to hear from a Rose of Tralee Contestant

Welcome to this years Rose of Tralee hosted by me..John Terry

And me...Tiger Woods.

Screaminmidget

"I was not half cut when I signed up for this"

AfterDusk

"But...but.. This isn't the Rose of Tralee. This is just anal sex"