The Milk Vs. Pineapple Pizza thread

Baggly · 22-02-2011 1:21pm #1

This is it guys. Things are going to be decided.

The single biggest dividing factor in the forum today is the argument for/against milk and for/against pineapple on pizza.

I know at first this thread will divide some and form camps of people and camps of people within camps of people but dammit we need to talk this issue out, lest it overwhelm us all and Jokettle and Mags resort to middle age style assassinations like in Braveheart where he rides into the Nobles room on a horse and mace's's's' the guy.

But anyway.....

*Disclaimer*

This thread isnt intended to identify all the people who like milk (and are therefore wrong and icky) so that they can be segregated from the rest of society.

Baggly · 22-02-2011 1:48pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

The cause of milk is taking an early battering.

Excellent.

stupidusername · 22-02-2011 1:49pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

But I like milk AND pineapple on pizza! where do I fit in so? DEFINE ME!

Futurecrook · 22-02-2011 1:50pm

Both are terrible

Milk is awesome!

Pineapple is the food of the devil. And not in a good way.

BaconZombie · 22-02-2011 1:50pm

Atari Jaguar

You can tick multi boxes....

stupidusername wrote: »

But I like milk AND pineapple on pizza! where do I fit in so? DEFINE ME!

jokettle · 22-02-2011 1:53pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Atari Jaguar seems to be the preferred option for those among us who fear either commitment or retribution for making the wrong choice.

Maguined · 22-02-2011 1:53pm

Even though I am one of the loudest mouths when it comes to this debate I still couldn't resist the classic Atari Jaguar!

Anyone who pro-pineapple is a disgusting wretch of a human being and is dead to me.

jokettle · 22-02-2011 1:54pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Ha, perfect timing! It's like you knew I'd be here complaining about your choices :P

Baggly · 22-02-2011 1:54pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Maguined wrote: »

Even though I am one of the loudest mouths when it comes to this debate I still couldn't resist the classic Atari Jaguar!

Anyone who pro-pineapple is a disgusting wretch of a human being and is dead to me.

This is the attitude that led to increased taxes this year.

How could you?

Why not just grind up children instead and put them on your pizza.

How much did you charge Hitler for the lessons in evil, Mags?

jonski · 22-02-2011 1:54pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Are there other types of Pizza ? ones that don't have pineapple on them ? why ?

And nothing beats Hawaiian Pizza washed down with a pint of full fat milk .

Futurecrook · 22-02-2011 1:56pm

Both are terrible

Pizza's only worth eating if it's covered in as much meat as possible. Preferably something spicy too.

Maguined · 22-02-2011 1:57pm

jokettle wrote: »

Ha, perfect timing! It's like you knew I'd be here complaining about your choices :P

Are you saying you are like my mother ?

jokettle · 22-02-2011 1:58pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Maguined wrote: »

Are you saying you are like my mother ?

Depends on how awesome your mother is.

Delirium · 22-02-2011 1:58pm

Atari Jaguar

why would you put milk on a pizza, never mind milk and pineapple?? :eek:

Maguined · 22-02-2011 2:00pm

jokettle wrote: »

Depends on how awesome your mother is.

Not at all, yeah I see the resemblance now.

Nerin · 22-02-2011 2:08pm

Both are terrible

where's the "pter is an idiot, but omg pineapple pizza is the best thing since the sliced pan!!!" option?

Baggly · 22-02-2011 2:10pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Its in a cows udder. Along with all the gross milk that comes from a COW.

YUCK

I just want everyone to imagine the cows tracking their udders through cowsh!t before you vote.

Nerin · 22-02-2011 2:13pm

Both are terrible

Nerin wrote: »

where's the "pter is an idiot pineapple pizza sucks" option?

oh there it is.

>_>

BaconZombie · 22-02-2011 2:13pm

Atari Jaguar

jokettle · 22-02-2011 2:17pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Maguined wrote: »

Not at all, yeah I see the resemblance now.

Baggly · 22-02-2011 2:36pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Nerin wrote: »

oh there it is.

>_>

And we wonder why no one starts threads ._.

Baggly · 22-02-2011 2:39pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Also a tie on the pineapple pizza issue....

Eeeeep the suspense.

Maguined · 22-02-2011 2:45pm

This has to be settled by an eating challenge!

Both sides must choose a champion the anti-pineapple and anti milk camps.

Both champions then eat their most hated of foods, first person to vomit is the winner and clearly has proven their hated food is more vile!

Baggly · 22-02-2011 2:46pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

I will do well in vomiting upon consuming milk. First gulp. Guarenteed.

jokettle · 22-02-2011 3:28pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Pter wrote: »

I will do well in vomiting upon consuming milk. First gulp. Guarenteed.

I shall be your second

FewFew · 22-02-2011 3:39pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

I'm Pro Milk and Pro Pineapple and definitely Pro Atari Jaguar!

Baggly · 22-02-2011 4:56pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Sigh;

Im in two minorities.

;_;

Maguined · 22-02-2011 5:09pm

Pter wrote: »

Sigh;

Im in two minorities.

;_;

Does this mean we can no longer discriminate against you?

Shiminay · 22-02-2011 5:16pm

Milk is terrible

Milk is all you need.

micayla · 22-02-2011 5:18pm

Both are terrible

I'm a little surprised that the pro-pineapple side is doing so well. Mags, we could have used your vote for that one:mad:

Maguined · 22-02-2011 5:19pm

micayla wrote: »

I'm a little surprised that the pro-pineapple side is doing so well. Mags, we could have used your vote for that one:mad:

We will win, we have right on our side!

Baggly · 22-02-2011 5:20pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Maguined wrote: »

We will win, we have right on our side!

Bollox

BaconZombie · 22-02-2011 5:20pm

Atari Jaguar

I normally hate milk.......

Kharn wrote: »

Milk is all you need.

*/ Yes, I am trying to fill every thread with large random pictures */

Baggly · 22-02-2011 5:23pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

If you have to coerce people to drink something....its wrong.

'Tends to make you leaner?!?!??!'

WTF?

Maguined · 22-02-2011 5:24pm

Pter wrote: »

Bollox

Trial by combat? milky combat!

Baggly · 22-02-2011 5:26pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

You throw milk. Ill throw lucozade. Bees come and sting you to death.

Maguined · 22-02-2011 5:34pm

Not only does milk have a full rich and creamy taste but it is also full of delicious protein and calcium allowing my superior bone structure and muscular development to dodge your toxic sugar water and return fire with aplomb.

BaconZombie · 22-02-2011 5:50pm

Atari Jaguar

FYP

Maguined wrote: »

Not only does sperm have a full rich and creamy taste but it is also full of delicious protein and calcium allowing my superior bone structure and muscular development to dodge your toxic sugar water and return fire with aplomb.

stupidusername · 22-02-2011 7:11pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Maguined wrote: »

Not only does milk have a full rich and creamy taste but it is also full of delicious protein and calcium allowing my superior bone structure and muscular development to dodge your toxic sugar water and return fire with aplomb.

i think this is why they were questioning me before about my milk likingness cause my ankle broke...

still though milk RAWKS

22-02-2011 7:19pm

Pineapple on pizza just works - It just does

Milk is an abomination.

stupidusername · 22-02-2011 7:30pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Deleted User wrote: »

Milk is an abomination.

you, sir, are an abomination

BaconZombie · 22-02-2011 7:58pm

Atari Jaguar

I can make you a fresh glass if you want..... :pac:

stupidusername wrote: »

i think this is why they were questioning me before about my milk likingness cause my ankle broke...

still though milk RAWKS

Asphyxia · 22-02-2011 8:03pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

I love a nice cold glass of milk

Pineapple on pizza is yummy

Baggly · 22-02-2011 8:06pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Pocketfizz wrote: »

I love a nice cold glass of milk Pineapple on pizza is yummy

I now like half of you.

jokettle · 22-02-2011 8:24pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

I like the same half

Baggly · 22-02-2011 8:24pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Jo ive come to the subtle realisation that you are a goddess and we belong together.....when dining. The rest of the time your bf can have you.

22-02-2011 9:00pm

Pineapple on pizza just works - It just does

stupidusername wrote: »

you, sir, are an abomination

Oh, you heard about that?

jokettle · 22-02-2011 9:08pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Pter wrote: »

Jo ive come to the subtle realisation that you are a goddess and we belong together.....when dining. The rest of the time your bf can have you.

Shall we go on a steak date?

Baggly · 22-02-2011 9:09pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

You are the best.

Let them have their milk. We shall have steak.

jokettle · 22-02-2011 10:50pm

Pineapple on pizza? Pter is an idiot, pineapple pizza is foul.

Steak and red wine.

Maguined · 22-02-2011 11:26pm

jokettle wrote: »

Steak and red wine.

I have no beef with steak and red wine. :pac:

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