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Best and worst names

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    #62
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    brummytom wrote: »
    Liam = Cunt

    I knew a bloke called Liammor. We let him off with Bill.


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    #63
    wiger toods
    Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    wiger toods wrote: »
    ive always found anyone called shane or eanna(ive came across all of two to date) to be total ****.

    joes are always fat and old.

    sarahs are indeed usually fairly hot, along with emmas, michelle's, siobhans, some karens, and some aines! .

    lisa's tend to have an anorexic look.

    niamhs and sineads tend to be the sterotype irish girl with the red hair, freckles, and white, pasty skin.

    Nora's tend to be butch and look like pigs, 'the tomboy', if you will.

    And of course any eastern european name 98% of the time, tends to have a hot looking woman to go with it!

    jaysus! me arm is fcuked!;)

    forgot rory's- werid

    brian's-very odd

    stephen's- shady and can be a bolox/good craic

    michael's- dumb and try to hard to be cool

    kevin's- quite

    patrick's- wild ones and good to be around

    David's- fat

    Veronica's- Sexy, but a real bitch.

    sean's- fcuking mental out of it and drive fast too!

    Lorraines-hot, yet loud!

    Finbarrs- an odd name, only came across two so far, have a poor grasp of the english language!

    clare's- Freaks

    leanne's- lesbians/man haters

    danny's-reliable, the good guy, apart from slight drug problems

    Barry's- red haired wanker's

    James's- Gay

    Noleen's-Man'ish

    Andy's- sound

    Eva's- slut/easy:D

    Tracey's- hot

    kate's- very hot

    Darrens's- alcholics

    Tara's- snobs and cnuts

    did i mention sarah's are hot?:D


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    #64
    barbarians
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    Roy - black pig.
    Terry - rape victim.
    Peter - mentally challenged.
    John - bore.

    Aoife - thick ankled bogger.
    Samantha - whore.
    Lisa - simpleton.
    Laura - also a whore.


    You sir, are amazing.

    I know a Peter who is unbelievably slow at times.Pure dozey.
    A John I know is a complete dry balls.
    Aoife-Pure culchie
    Samantha-The town slut, an absolute whorebag
    Laura-Dresses like a tramp, you still would though.


    others-Dylan really cool, mental lad
    Anthony-Sound as a pound.
    Daniel-Another legend
    Evan-Same above

    Kate-Beast of a girl
    Conor-Gowl
    Pat-Very arrogant but funny
    Sinéad- Absolute ride.


    Well people what do we all think of the name "Jack" ? :D

    I think it's the best name going. :D:cool:


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    #65
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ah **** yeah. There's always an exception though.


    Jake's are pricks. As are Marks.
    And Chelsey/Chelsea/Chelcea's are slags

    This is obviously a new thing. I know no Jakes or Chelseas, nor their sexual proclivities, but yeah, Marks have always tended to be pricks.


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    #66
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    sarahisainmdom wrote: »
    Sorry dunno where I got that notion from, must have been some Brian gobshi'e.

    I'm Brian and so's my wife.


    *welease wodewicck*


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    #67
    WallyGUFC
    Registered Users Posts: 2,052 ✭✭✭WallyGUFC


    Cornelius Davis would be a baaaad name.


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    #68
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    http://www.nancy.cc/2011/02/21/egyptian-baby-girl-named-facebook/

    Egypt - we salute you


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    #69
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Any of the jesus"s ive met tend to be holier than thou.

    Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

    You said it man.


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    #70
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Fintan is always a cúnt who wears tight trousers.


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    #71
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Veronica's are lazy fat mothers with 7+ kids (sorry mam)

    Maud's are protestant left footer grannies

    Rita is........ a fictional charatcter from Coronation street :D

    Most outrageously goodlooking of all the Apriles. And they were all stunners.

    Still a shocking name to saddle any girl with.

    The only person who is older than Rita is Bridge. (your great-auntie Bridge who you only ever meet at funerals.)

    130 years between the two of them, at least.


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    #72
    hinault
    Registered Users Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    worst name, regardless of gender, has to be Briege :mad::mad: (pronouced as Breege)
    It's an Irish variant of the name Bridget.

    Other bad 'uns : colm, mickey, paudie, timmy, hector, edgar.


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    #73
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Brendog wrote: »
    Everyone knows a tall Dave

    Wish I knew how to use a computer so I could link to "Paul Whicker, the tall vicar"


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    #74
    Tubsandtiles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    Now if ye only know my surname I'd have no peace on boards :D.


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    #75
    Victor_M
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    I've never met a Ross or a Trish that haven't been obnoxious.


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    #76
    HooterSnout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭HooterSnout


    Patrick = Farmer
    Seamus = Farmer
    Sean = Farmer
    Simon = Computer geek


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    #77
    jackiebaron
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    Simon = Dork
    Mark = Dullard
    James = Wanker
    Jimmy = Sound
    Sean = Funny
    Declan = Nutcase
    William = Weirdo

    Cathy = Dizzy
    Jane = Hot and whorish
    Emma = "
    Maria = Hot but tight
    Liz = Sound and dirty-minded
    Aoife = Sound
    Karen = Mentally deranged
    Cheryl = Utter tart
    Lisa = Boring
    Carolyn = Complete fcuking bunny-boiler


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    #78
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    http://www.facebook.com/people/Randy-Bumgardener/100000511183051


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    #79
    dastardly00
    Registered Users Posts: 13,332 ✭✭✭✭dastardly00


    Cosimo Salvatore wrote: »
    All Endas' have got red hair.

    Only the unlucky unfortunate Endas have red hair.
    Those of us that don't, are sound guys :cool:


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    #80
    Waterfordlass
    Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭Waterfordlass


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    Roy - black pig.
    Terry - rape victim.
    Peter - mentally challenged.
    John - bore.

    Aoife - thick ankled bogger.
    SAMANTHA- whore.
    Lisa - simpleton.
    Laura - also a whore.

    Who talked? :eek:


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    #81
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Waterfordlass wrote: »
    Who talked? :eek:

    Hi...... :pac:


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    #82
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Josefs tend to be great family men altogether :p


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    #83
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Strangely any Mohammeds Ive met have turned out to be muslims.


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    #84
    blackdog2
    Registered Users Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    wiger toods wrote: »

    kevin's- quite


    Indeed

    And holy god, I got called a computer geek and a dork in 2 posts! Not my finest hour


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    #85
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    My name hasn't been mentioned in this thread, but any females I have met with the same name as me tend to be fat, middle aged, have peroxide blonde hair and a penchant for younger men and shiny jewellery..........

    Anybody care to try and guess what my name is?

    Btw; it's not Jancinta:pac:


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    #86
    HooterSnout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭HooterSnout


    blackdog2 wrote: »
    Indeed

    And holy god, I got called a computer geek and a dork in 2 posts! Not my finest hour
    Hi Simon :D


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    #87
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    My name hasn't been mentioned in this thread, but any females I have met with the same name as me tend to be fat, middle aged, have peroxide blonde hair and a penchant for younger men and shiny jewellery..........

    Anybody care to try and guess what my name is?

    Btw; it's not Jancinta:pac:

    Mo from Eastenders???


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    #88
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    blackdog2 wrote: »
    Indeed

    And holy god, I got called a computer geek and a dork in 2 posts! Not my finest hour

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(game)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(computer)

    http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/SimonCowell_Granitz_13092157.jpg


    :pac:


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    #89
    snickerpuss
    Registered Users Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭snickerpuss


    wiger toods wrote: »
    sarahs are indeed usually fairly hot, along with emmas, michelle's, siobhans, some karens, and some aines! .

    :)
    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Karen = Mentally deranged

    :mad:

    So I'm hot but mental. Is that good?!


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    #90
    MastiffMrs
    Registered Users Posts: 250 ✭✭MastiffMrs


    Simon/Kevin are usually geeks.
    Agree on the Samanthas,usually the town bike,similar to Jenny/Una/Jennna.
    Ross tends to be stuck up.
    Sineads tend to be know-it alls+v annoying.


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    #91
    yupyup7up
    Closed Accounts Posts: 845 ✭✭✭yupyup7up


    Anybody called Lorcan seems to play rugby...

    Rachel/rachaels are usually hot.


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